The Lizard- This Is Good

[Arizona Hummerboy]

A koala is sitting up a gum tree ... smoking a joint
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when a little lizard walks past and looks up and says, "What are you doing?"

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So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have a few joints. After a while the little lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river. But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river.

A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the little lizard: "What's the matter with you?"

The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.

[DRTYFN]

404 Funny not found. Guess it's stoner humor.:rolleyes:

[dеiтайожни]

404 Funny not found. Guess it's stoner humor.:rolleyes:

I don't think it's a joke, just someone organizing their thoughts online. :confused:

[Sewie]

WTF??? :confused:

Exactly how hot is it in AZ right now? Find some shade or something man, your brain's melting.

[Aubs]

I have spent too long trying to figure this one out. I shall have to relay it to the hippie roommates and see what they think. :D

[h2co-pilot]

I have spent too long trying to figure this one out. I shall have to relay it to the hippie roommates and see what they think. :D

:DJase, DO NOW.:D

[HIHUMMER]

:confused:
Maybe he's going to come back and finish it?

[Aubs]

:confused:
Maybe he's going to come back and finish it?

Yeah, he's probably distracted by something shiny.

You'll all be so dissapointed to know that I'm leaving the hippie chicks. I have found other people who aren't so hippie. They just like to be naked. :eek: :p :D

[Aubs]

You have to stop smoking that sh!t. It's making you unable to tell a joke properly. This is how it's supposed to go...

A koala is sitting up a gum tree... smoking a joint
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when a little lizard walks past and looks up and says, "What are you doing?"

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Smoking a joint, come up and have some."

So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have a few joints. After a while the little lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river. But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river.

A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the little lizard: "What's the matter with you?"

The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.
The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "Hey you!"

So the koala looks down at him and says:
"Shiiiiiiiiiiit dude.......how much water did you
drink?!!

[dеiтайожни]

You'll all be so dissapointed to know that I'm leaving the hippie chicks. I have found other people who aren't so hippie. They just like to be naked. :eek: :p :D

Ah, you joined a fraternity. ;)

[DRTYFN]

We've got to take into consideration that AZH suffered some pretty serious head trauma in an accident a couple of years ago. That might be why his post is so garbled.;):D:D

[Steve - SanJose]

Ease up on the weed dude...

[h2co-pilot]

You have to stop smoking that sh!t. It's making you unable to tell a joke properly. This is how it's supposed to go...

LMAO! Now THAT was funny.:D:D:D

Tighten up AZH.;)

[KenP]

Thanks Aubs. I kept scrolling down trying to find the punch line.

[Agriv8r]

It does make it a little more interesting when the story gets finished:)