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dеiтайожни
08-28-2006, 10:59 PM
:giggling: :giggling:
I was at the gas station just before, filling up the truck and I had 3 - 5gallon containers for my generator. A guy in an echo or something pulled up to the other side of the pump and said...
treehugger: I bet you need all that just to get down to the end of the block huh, (pointing at my gas cans).
me: (as I'm pumping gas into my truck), nah, the truck runs completely on compressed air (pointing to the bottom of my truck for some reason), the gas is for my generator.
treehugger: It still probably uses an excessive amount of compressed air.
me: :giggling: :giggling: :giggling: :OWNED:
Only other time I've gotten to have fun at the gas station with a hippie, I was asked why I thought I needed such a big truck, and I responded, oh..it's just a loaner while my h2 is getting a supercharger installed, and that shut them up. Since they have preprogrammed responses, it's fun to mess them up. :D
Anyways, just thought I'd share...anyone else get to have any fun messing with the crazies?
HumM3R'n
08-28-2006, 11:46 PM
That's good. Haven't had the opportunity yet, but I'm waiting for the day as I know it will eventually happen.:D
Sewie
08-29-2006, 12:48 AM
Well done Dei!! :D
29090
I tell them I get over 15mpg, and our unlifted one got nearly 20.;)
dochummer
08-29-2006, 01:28 AM
:D:OWNED:
deserth3
08-29-2006, 02:02 AM
Tell them it runs on hot air. So please contunue talking.
Hmmm2
08-29-2006, 03:42 AM
:giggling: ROFLOL .. good one, deserth3! :giggling:
rjmoose
08-29-2006, 04:06 AM
:giggling: :giggling:
I was at the gas station just before, filling up the truck and I had 3 - 5gallon containers for my generator. A guy in an echo or something pulled up to the other side of the pump and said...
treehugger: I bet you need all that just to get down to the end of the block huh, (pointing at my gas cans).
me: (as I'm pumping gas into my truck), nah, the truck runs completely on compressed air (pointing to the bottom of my truck for some reason), the gas is for my generator.
treehugger: It still probably uses an excessive amount of compressed air.
me: :giggling: :giggling: :giggling: :OWNED:
Only other time I've gotten to have fun at the gas station with a hippie, I was asked why I thought I needed such a big truck, and I responded, oh..it's just a loaner while my h2 is getting a supercharger installed, and that shut them up. Since they have preprogrammed responses, it's fun to mess them up. :D
Anyways, just thought I'd share...anyone else get to have any fun messing with the crazies?
I am LMAO right now and was dying laughing while I was reading it the first time. Screw the "Tree Hugging Liberal" Jack Asses!!!!!!!
Boar-Ral
08-29-2006, 04:51 AM
Anyways, just thought I'd share...anyone else get to have any fun messing with the crazies?
I am pretty unoriginal, so I usually just tell people that it gets the same fuel economy as a Jetta.* Whether they believe me or not, you are right; they usually shut up because they don't know what to say, since it doesn't fit into their pre-programmed routine.
Alan06SUT
08-29-2006, 05:03 AM
I point to my "hybrid synergy drive" prius emblem and tell them I put two Prius motors in it and it gets "about 30 on the highway".
I like that hummer running over hippie pic!!:giggling: :giggling:
:OWNED:
I found this situation arise today. Just couldn't resist!
http://shutter14.pictures.aol.com/data/pictures/04/001/7A/27/93/6D/8nm7fTWMUQo8hIGAreJ1pYtPn9lfGl5r0300.jpg
http://shutter15.pictures.aol.com/data/pictures/04/003/7F/7F/F0/7A/LCPGJ1iBX4Atn8PLfVVGqxSMjYGFvWbM0300.jpg
HummerHippy
08-29-2006, 01:14 PM
I tell them I get over 15mpg, and our unlifted one got nearly 20.;)
In my first 5 tank fulls, I am getting about 19.5 MPH. :) Mostly Highway. But 2 tanks where the truck was filled with equipment, camping gear, vacation crap.
When I got out of my truck at the hotel this past weekend in Lake Placid, 4 year old boy was walking out and yelled "Nice Hummer!" :) It was great.
HummerNewbie
08-29-2006, 01:52 PM
Good one DEI :beerchug:
I point to my "hybrid synergy drive" prius emblem...
I was LMAO when I noticed that up in Tellico :D
Dennis Lorenz
08-29-2006, 03:32 PM
:giggling: :giggling:
I was at the gas station just before, filling up the truck and I had 3 - 5gallon containers for my generator. A guy in an echo or something pulled up to the other side of the pump and said...
treehugger: I bet you need all that just to get down to the end of the block huh, (pointing at my gas cans).
me: (as I'm pumping gas into my truck), nah, the truck runs completely on compressed air (pointing to the bottom of my truck for some reason), the gas is for my generator.
treehugger: It still probably uses an excessive amount of compressed air.
me: :giggling: :giggling: :giggling: :OWNED:
Only other time I've gotten to have fun at the gas station with a hippie, I was asked why I thought I needed such a big truck, and I responded, oh..it's just a loaner while my h2 is getting a supercharger installed, and that shut them up. Since they have preprogrammed responses, it's fun to mess them up. :D
Anyways, just thought I'd share...anyone else get to have any fun messing with the crazies?
Geez, you really pwned them...:lame:
usetosellhummer
08-29-2006, 05:38 PM
sucka the tailpipe hippy
rjmoose
08-29-2006, 06:31 PM
sucka the tailpipe hippy
Or you could try the most un-original comeback in the world:
Look at them and say:
BLOW.........ME
Not very clever, but it sure would feel good saying it....
Hmmm2
08-29-2006, 08:00 PM
I found this situation arise today. Just couldn't resist!
http://shutter14.pictures.aol.com/data/pictures/04/001/7A/27/93/6D/8nm7fTWMUQo8hIGAreJ1pYtPn9lfGl5r0300.jpg
http://shutter15.pictures.aol.com/data/pictures/04/003/7F/7F/F0/7A/LCPGJ1iBX4Atn8PLfVVGqxSMjYGFvWbM0300.jpg
Reminds me of me the other day ... I was listening to XM, driving along .. and a Prius rushed (:giggling: ) up alongside. I looked down and a senior looked up at me grinning and tried to floor it. I thought, WT????? So, I went picked up speed (up to 40 to pass him :giggling:) ...he actually thought he was trying to pass me?!?! :giggling:
Viet Nam Vette
08-29-2006, 08:11 PM
My H3 Rig's on order and should be here sometime in Sept 2007. Last time I had a run in with a tree hugger was when I was fueling up my Land Yatch 1973 Thunderchicken. (9 Miles to the Gallon) ..But that's ok..only have to go 9 miles to work.
He says:....Bet that's a real gas hog..why don't you get rid of that thing and get something more fuel efficent...
Me Said: ..Why Don't You Kiss My Ass...:perfect10s:
He gives me the evil eye from the other side of the gas pump island and get's in his V-Dub and putt's away...:giggling:
HummerNewbie
08-29-2006, 08:22 PM
I went to get lunch a little while ago and I was getting back in my truck when I got a somewhat evil eye from a couple of guys walking by leaving the dog groomers. Thought about saying something but decided they owned themselves since they were each walking a poodles together and the ownage was sealed when they walked up to a Prius :giggling:
Agriv8r
08-29-2006, 08:52 PM
unfortunately i dont pay for gas, so i never get these chance meetings with the jealous ones..wish i did though, sounds like alot of fun...:beerchug:
Alan06SUT
08-29-2006, 09:08 PM
unfortunately i dont pay for gas, so i never get these chance meetings with the jealous ones..wish i did though, sounds like alot of fun...:beerchug:
Someone else physically fills up your truck for you? You dont do it your self and put it on the company card??
HummerNewbie
08-29-2006, 09:12 PM
unfortunately i dont pay for gas, so i never get these chance meetings with the jealous ones..wish i did though, sounds like alot of fun...:beerchug:
Tell you what, you can come down and start paying for my gas so you can talk with some of the idiots :dancingbanana:
RubHer Yellow Ducky
08-29-2006, 10:57 PM
Was filling up the H-3 today and had 6 - 5 gal cans with me to to fill up also (tropical storm ERNESTO is due in about an hour ) for my generator...
A guy in an H-2 was next to me filling up and he said:
I thought the 3 was suppose to get better mileage then the 2.
my answer to him :
NO, with the twin TURBOS it only gets about 4 MPH
He just shook hit head, got in his truck and drove off...
RYD
rjmoose
08-30-2006, 12:19 AM
Was filling up the H-3 today and had 6 - 5 gal cans with me to to fill up also (tropical storm ERNESTO is due in about an hour ) for my generator...
A guy in an H-2 was next to me filling up and he said:
I thought the 3 was suppose to get better mileage then the 2.
my answer to him :
NO, with the twin TURBOS it only gets about 4 MPH
He just shook hit head, got in his truck and drove off...
RYD
I am dying laughing... I WANT someone to say something to me so I can report it back on this forum!!!!
DennisAJC
08-30-2006, 12:33 AM
When I got out of my truck at the hotel this past weekend in Lake Placid, 4 year old boy was walking out and yelled "Nice Hummer!" :) It was great.
Did you zip up your fly and was the hotel hosting a NAMBLA convention?:giggling:
rjmoose
08-30-2006, 12:38 AM
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Steve - SanJose
08-30-2006, 01:01 AM
Not seeing the hate here in the liberal Silicon Valley. Too much money here continues to drive Hummer sales.
S.
Not seeing the hate here in the liberal Silicon Valley. Too much money here continues to drive Hummer sales.
S.
I have yet to have anything negative, being in the conservative bastion of California:perfect10s: ....even when up in the Ghey Bay to vist my parents, nothing but positives:beerchug: ....still waiting for the confrontation...hopfully I will be in a good mood when it happens!;) :D
HummerHippy
08-30-2006, 01:36 PM
Did you zip up your fly and was the hotel hosting a NAMBLA convention?:giggling:
Ha! :giggling:
No, I zipped up and then I said "nice hummer".
DennisAJC
08-30-2006, 02:04 PM
Ha! :giggling:
No, I zipped up and then I said "nice hummer".
:giggling:
Steve - SanJose
08-30-2006, 08:09 PM
I have yet to have anything negative, being in the conservative bastion of California:perfect10s: ....even when up in the Ghey Bay to vist my parents, nothing but positives:beerchug: ....still waiting for the confrontation...hopfully I will be in a good mood when it happens!;) :D
DDWH - you are far more likely to have deadly run-ins on your road bike than in your Hummer. Been there, done that with the cycling/racing stuff.
S.
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