Talking Frog

[Arizona Hummerboy]

A guy is 81 years old and loves to fish. He was
sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, "Pick
me up." He looked around and couldn't see any one. He thought he was
dreaming when he heard the voice say again, "Pick me up." He looked
in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. The man
said, "Are you talking to
me?" The frog said, "Yes, I'm talking to you. Pick me up. Then,
kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever
seen. I'll then give you more sexual pleasure that you ever could
have
dreamed of." The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached
over, picked it up carefully, and placed it in his front breast
pocket. Then the frog said, "What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear
what I said? I said kiss me and I will give you sexual
pleasures like you have never had." He opened his pocket, looked
at the frog and
said, "Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.":dancingbanana: :dancingbanana: