10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR

[2-H2's]

David Letterman's Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR




(I bet his life will be miserable after the NAACP sees this!)



# 10 - Have to sit upright while driving.

# 9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat.

# 8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music.

# 7 - Pit crew can't work on car while holding up pants at the same time.

# 6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale Jr.

# 5 - Police cars on the track interfere with the race.


# 4 - No passenger seat for the Ho.

# 3 - No Cadillacs approved for competition.

# 2 - When they crash their cars, they bail out & run.

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN NASCAR...


#1 - They can't wear their helmets sideways

[The Green Lantern]

:giggling:

[DRTYFN]

# 7 - Pit crew can't work on car while holding up pants at the same time.:OWNED::jump:

[HummBob]

:jump: :jump: :jump: :jump: :jump: :jump: :jump: :jump: :jump: :jump:

[HummerNewbie]

OMG...ROFLMFAO :jump:

[PARAGON]

:jump: :beerchug: :excited: :perfect10s: :giggling: :giggling: :giggling:

[GLBLWARMR]

Too funny.:perfect10s:

[DDWH]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!:jump: :jump: :jump: :jump: :jump: :jump: :jump: :jump: :jump: :jump:

[Agriv8r]

:jump: :dancingbanana:

[Steve - SanJose]

Yea, pimpin appropriate on a Hummer forum for sure.:D

S.

[KenP]

That's pretty funny.:dancingbanana: :dancingbanana:

BUT....
http://www.nascar.com/2006/news/headlines/cup/03/19/blester.first.cup.race/index.html

http://i.a.cnn.net/nascar/2006/news/headlines/cup/03/19/blester.first.cup.race/lester.384.jpg

[h2co-pilot]

Is that his church fire suit- it looks silky.:jump:

That is wrong.:giggling:

[31_bandits]

lol


WRT bill lester, ... i bet he speaks english more comfortably than jive. nascar strikes me as sensible that way

[BlueHUMMERH2]

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