KenP
10-09-2006, 04:51 PM
A BEER BEFORE IT STARTS
A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair, turned on the
TV, and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it starts."
She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer.
When he finished it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna
start."
This time she looked a little angry, but brought him
a beer.
He gulped it down too, and said, "Quick, another beer,
it's gonna start any second."
"That's it!" She blows her top, "You bastard! You waltz in here, flop
your fat ass down, don't even say hello to! me and then expect me to
run around like your slave. Don't you realize that I cook and clean and wash and
ironall day long?"
The husband sighed. "Oh crap, it's started."
A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair, turned on the
TV, and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it starts."
She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer.
When he finished it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna
start."
This time she looked a little angry, but brought him
a beer.
He gulped it down too, and said, "Quick, another beer,
it's gonna start any second."
"That's it!" She blows her top, "You bastard! You waltz in here, flop
your fat ass down, don't even say hello to! me and then expect me to
run around like your slave. Don't you realize that I cook and clean and wash and
ironall day long?"
The husband sighed. "Oh crap, it's started."