Big Spider

[h2co-pilot]

I am hosting a tea party on Sunday. I was ironing the table cloth and went outside to get this glass vase. I went to go back in and screamed.:eek:

[h2co-pilot]

I chucked a dime next to it for comparison but it doesn't do it justice. Prolly a wolf spider yes?

[h2co-pilot]

It's still out there.:eek::crying:

[DDWH]

It's still out there.:eek::crying:

DAMN, it ate the dime!:eek: :D

[h2co-pilot]

Probably. Fawk! Should I kill it?

I'm afraid if I step on it I'll slip in it's guts. Gawd SO GROSS!!!!:mad:

[BlueHUMMERH2]

Ewwww. You'll have to step on it. Spraying it with pesticides would only make it angry. Then it might attack you. Or worse, eat your little dog! :jump:

[partsguy]

Tea party????:giggling:

Your real name has to be Muffy!;)

[GLBLWARMR]

That is just a little guy. Here is one that makes that one look small.

[CO Hummer]

I am hosting a tea party on Sunday.


What exactly is a "tea party"? Does it have anything to do with Ken's French maid outfit?

[h2co-pilot]

It's a party with Tea, little sandwiches and petit fors. It's my first one so don't get all snickery. It's kinda fun playing with all my stuff that I never use.

Little tea cups, little spoons, floral arrangements and pressed linen. You guys are just jealous you can't do that stuff because it would be unmanly.

:dancingbanana:

[CO Hummer]

It's a party with Tea, little sandwiches and petit fors. It's my first one so don't get all snickery. It's kinda fun playing with all my stuff that I never use.

Little tea cups, little spoons, floral arrangements and pressed linen. You guys are just jealous you can't do that stuff because it would be unmanly.

:dancingbanana:

Sounds like a Jeep Happening to me. :giggling: :giggling:

[partsguy]

What pray tell do you talk about at"tea partys"????
Just asking?

[dеiтайожни]

CP - Due to your recent spider infestation, I regret to inform you that I will not be able to attend your Tea Party this Sunday. Send my regards.

[BlueTJCO]

Sounds like a Jeep Happening to me. :giggling: :giggling:

I was gonna say, that is how me and my jeep buddies get down and play some poker....:dancingbanana:

[KenP]

You guys are just jealous you can't do that stuff because it would be unmanly.

:dancingbanana:Poker night is much the same. Playing with stuff like shot glasses, cards, chips, cash, shaker, beer.... Hummm. Can't wait for Saturday.:jump:

[h2co-pilot]

What pray tell do you talk about at"tea partys"????
Just asking?

Peeneye

:jump: :jump: :jump:


You would have to come to one to ever know. But unfortunately I don't serve pickled eggs- sorry.

[h2co-pilot]

CP - Due to your recent spider infestation, I regret to inform you that I will not be able to attend your Tea Party this Sunday. Send my regards.

You're just getting me back because I sent you regrets due to the scorpions.:fdance:

[Hmmm2]

Ewwww. You'll have to step on it. Spraying it with pesticides would only make it angry. Then it might attack you. Or worse, eat your little dog! :jump:
Yeah, it's just like when you spray bug spray on ants .. they stand up on their rears and come after you. What's with that?! :twak:

[partsguy]

Peeneye

:jump: :jump: :jump:


You would have to come to one to ever know. But unfortunately I don't serve pickled eggs- sorry. Oh bull !! I do hear you are a closet pickle egg consumer.

[h2co-pilot]

Bullsh1t!! You are such a little liar!:D


So..... should I go check to see if it is still there?


Anybody wanna come over and check?:fdance:

[KenP]

It's a party with Tea, little sandwiches and petit fors. It's my first one so don't get all snickery. This implies there'll be more.:yawn:

[DDWH]

Probably. Fawk! Should I kill it?

I'm afraid if I step on it I'll slip in it's guts. Gawd SO GROSS!!!!:mad:

FLAME IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:jump:

[h2co-pilot]

I might. Ken just went to get my camera lens cap- I left it when I ran. It is still there!!!!!!!


:crying: :crying: :eek: :crying: :crying:


I poked his azz with some old sparkler sticks when I was out there last. He is not afraid.:eek:

[NewHummerGuy]

This implies there'll be more.:yawn:


Ken, you gotta embrace the wifes parties (if there are hot mommas coming). In my neighborhood whenever the wifey says she is having some friends over I take this as being a good thing. Hot milfs sipping drinks getting sauced. Then they sit around and bitch:violin: about their husbands and I am there "agreeing"...(hehehe) with every problem they have. I am then the BEST husband on block:grouphug: :beerchug: :fdance: and why couldnt their husbands be more like me:jump:

[dеiтайожни]

Anybody wanna come over and check?:fdance:

I'll do it, but I'll need... milk, truffles and cupcakes for the troubles.

[BKLYNH2]

Tea Party - How ghey.:lame:

[BKLYNH2]

A conversation overheard at CP's ghey tea party
"Oh, susan these petit fors are delicious, what were those furry things sticking out the sides?"

[Sewie]

I poked his azz with some old sparkler sticks when I was out there last. He is not afraid.:eek:

Try lighting the sparklers.

:jump::jump:

[Hmmm2]

How much fur on all eight legs? :eek:

[h2co-pilot]

I'll do it, but I'll need... milk, truffles and cupcakes for the troubles.

Done. Come on Cletus.:D

[DRTYFN]

One shot of brake cleaner and you could kill a tarantula.

[westhillsat]

I might. Ken just went to get my camera lens cap- I left it when I ran. It is still there!!!!!!!


:crying: :crying: :eek: :crying: :crying:


I poked his azz with some old sparkler sticks when I was out there last. He is not afraid.:eek:


Is it dead yet??? :(

You're lucky it didn't jump up at you when you poked it in the azz. :crying: :eek:

[h2co-pilot]

No :(

I woke up early because I slept on the couch and that door is in this room. I will freak if it gets in the house, it's probably gone and I know it is more scared of me than I am of him yada yada yada......but still.:eek:

[ree]

No :(

I woke up early because I slept on the couch and that door is in this room. I will freak if it gets in the house, it's probably gone and I know it is more scared of me than I am of him yada yada yada......but still.:eek:
Freaky. Of course, I hate spiders (http://elcovaforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=19712).

Just kill it with something you can spray from a far. The cold months are upon us and we don't need these things to mind the bugs for us any more.

[dеiтайожни]

I know it is more scared of me than I am of him yada yada yada......but still.:eek:

I wouldn't be so sure about that. I had a spider like that before, I went to step on it and it stared me down. When I got my shoe on it, it flipped me backwards. Ended up as a 3 day battle, in the process half of my house was destroyed and I had 3rd degree burns over 70% of my body. So don't think they are more scared than you, they have no fear.

[ROX]

SQUASH THAT F'ER! DO NOW!!! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? WHY DON'T YOU JUST INVITE IT IN FOR TEA?! GAWD WOMAN! I'M FREAKED OUT AND I'M ON THE WEST COAST!

P.S. Sorry, can't come to the party now.

[h2co-pilot]

I know, I know.

I looked for it a little this morning but it was still dark out. You guys do't undersatnd, I have been a furniture ninja since I saw it. Jumping from couch to chair to stair or counter. Like when you were little with monsters under your bed kinda leaps. Just in case it has come in, it was chilly last night.

I have been googling wolf spider and have figured it is a Hogna Carolinesis. The largest wolf spider. Ken is more scared of them than I am, he has been wearing his shoes.

If I find it, I will video the killing.:D

[DRTYFN]

OMG!!! You east coast people are pussies. I would have either captured it in a jar and been feeding it yellow jackets or trimmed its legs down to little nubs.:giggling:

[h2co-pilot]

It's gone.:D

Everybody can stop worrying about me now.;)

[Hmmm2]

It's gone.:D

Everybody can stop worrying about me now.;)

It probably crawled into your home when you opened the door to look for it. :eek: OG.. it's Friday the 13th, too!!!!!
:giggling:

[dеiтайожни]

It's gone.:D

Everybody can stop worrying about me now.;)

When you can't see it is when you should really be worried. It's probably hiding in your bed, shoe or clothes, maybe even your food.

[ree]

I'm not gone.;)

Everybody can stop worrying about CP now.;)
Fixed.

[Hmmm2]

.
:jump: :jump: :jump: :jump: :jump:

[h2co-pilot]

:jump::jump:

You guys are such jerks!:D :fdance:

[DRTYFN]

It's gone.:D

Everybody can stop worrying about me now.;)
It's waiting for the right time to make a nest in your nose root.:OWNED: :jump:

[partsguy]

Why didn't you just mosh the damn thing?silly @ss woman!
I bet the Mrs.would have!!!!

Not trying to suck up,You're still going to lose!!!!

Must be a tea party don't know how to play poker,baseball,or scratch in public,thing;)

[frank6150]

I love wolf spiders. Next time you smash a big one take a gander at the 5000 little baby spiders you just unleashed upon your home. Spray them don't smash them, especially if they look swollen.

[partsguy]

Frank?????
WTH!!


You've gone and sold your stuff?

I almost called you to yell at ya!!!!!

Going to get another one?

Ok done :rant: How is everything two hours away:p

[frank6150]

Frank?????
WTH!!


You've gone and sold your stuff?

I almost called you to yell at ya!!!!!

Going to get another one?

Ok done :rant: How is everything two hours away:p

Ya I'm selling everything off and yes there will be another one in the near future. Everything is just great here, you still have yet to come by and drink all my beer though.

[partsguy]

You name the Time.

Please don't say this weekend!

Give Dennis his damn butt paper.

Every thing cool?:confused:

[The Green Lantern]

I have been googling wolf spider and have figured it is a Hogna Carolinesis. The largest wolf spider. Ken is more scared of them than I am, he has been wearing his shoes.

If I find it, I will video the killing.:D


To me, looks like a Dolomedes scriptus, most common name - fishing spider, or it could be a albineus.

[westhillsat]

It's gone.:D

Everybody can stop worrying about me now.;)

The problem is you were looking down on the ground for it and
it was above you, probably raced in the house while you were
staring down looking for it.

It's Friday the 13th and

IT'S IN THE HOUSE!!!!!!!! :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

[KenP]

I love wolf spiders. Next time you smash a big one take a gander at the 5000 little baby spiders you just unleashed upon your home. Spray them don't smash them, especially if they look swollen.No kidding!!! She smashed one last year in the garage and all hell broke loose! It was really creepy and nasty!

Iz skerred of 'em.:o :o :o

[KenP]

The problem is you were looking down on the ground for it and
it was above you, probably raced in the house while you were
staring down looking for it.

It's Friday the 13th and

IT'S IN THE HOUSE!!!!!!!! :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: Can't wait until she reads that in the morning.:giggling: :D

[westhillsat]

So I get home tonight after I took the wife's parents out on a couple of forest service roads, we stop for korean and when we get home and I get to the top of the stairs inside - what is waiting for me, but a big ugly spider.....:mad:

Had to go get a shoe and whop at it, the damn thing took off running about 20 miles an hour and me whopping at it on the stairway - it made it down about five steps before the final whop got it.......:o

[Hmmm2]

Had to go get a shoe and whop at it, the damn thing took off running about 20 miles an hour and me whopping at it on the stairway - it made it down about five steps before the final whop got it.......:o Was it going up the stairs or down when you went after it? It may have been running home to its 5000 babies.(:eek:) You should have followed it, THEN whopped it! Hope you don't get those creepy crawly feelings while you sleep tonight! (:giggling: )

[KenP]

Was it going up the stairs or down when you went after it? It may have been running home to its 5000 babies.(:eek:) You should have followed it, THEN whopped it! Hope you don't get those creepy crawly feelings while you sleep tonight! (:giggling: )EEEeeuuuuuwwwww!!!!

[h2co-pilot]

So I get home tonight after I took the wife's parents out on a couple of forest service roads, we stop for korean and when we get home and I get to the top of the stairs inside - what is waiting for me, but a big ugly spider.....:mad:

Had to go get a shoe and whop at it, the damn thing took off running about 20 miles an hour and me whopping at it on the stairway - it made it down about five steps before the final whop got it.......:o

Eyu, I feel your pain West. thank goodness you got it.

[DRTYFN]

Did you girls ever kill the spider?:giggling:

[westhillsat]

Was it going up the stairs or down when you went after it? It may have been running home to its 5000 babies.(:eek:) You should have followed it, THEN whopped it! Hope you don't get those creepy crawly feelings while you sleep tonight! (:giggling: )

It was just waiting on the first vertical section, just below the upper level floor and the first step down.

Lurking there, waiting for me...:mad: :eek: Just sat there until I started whopping at it....

[h2co-pilot]

Had to go get a shoe and whop at it, the damn thing took off running about 20 miles an hour and me whopping at it on the stairway - it made it down about five steps before the final whop got it.......:o

Just sat there until I started whopping at it....

Hey West. Did you whop at it?:giggling::D

[Hmmm2]

Just sat there until I started whopping at it.... Did you get rid of the carcass afterwards? Was it too big to flush down the toilet? I hate spiders.:mad: Got rid of one big black hairy one myself today. :mad:

[DRTYFN]

Don't pee your pants, you girls.:OWNED: :fdance:

[Hmmm2]

Don't pee your pants, you girls.:OWNED: :fdance:
:jump: :clapping: :jump:

[DRTYFN]

:jump: :clapping: :jump:
:jump: :jump: :jump:

[Hmmm2]

:jump: :jump: :jump:
OMG ....ROFLMAO ....:jump:

[westhillsat]

Hey West. Did you whop at it?:giggling::D

Hey, that second quote was taken out of context - that whoping was about it just sittin on the side of the step :p :jump:

[westhillsat]

Did you get rid of the carcass afterwards? Was it too big to flush down the toilet? I hate spiders.:mad: Got rid of one big black hairy one myself today. :mad:

I left it on the side of the fourth step down - where it got its death whopping.

Either the wife or I will get it the next time we vacuum the steps.
I just went and made sure the carcass was still there - it was :beerchug:

[westhillsat]

Did you girls ever kill the spider?:giggling:


Bet it's in the house - somewhere..........lurking in a dark corner of the house........waiting, waiting to......


Maybe it's between a bath towel, waiting for some unsuspecting person to flap open that towel and have spidey fly out of the towel......... :eek: :eek: :eek:

[DRTYFN]

Spiders are well-known to hold grudges. They'll sit and wait until you're sleeping, then repel from the ceiling down to your pillow, crawling silently and stealthily up to your mouth or ears or nose. Then they'll choose which opening is best suited for them to lay their eggs. After that they climb back to their hiding place and await the hatching of their brood.
Haven't you ever heard the story of the lady that woke up one morning to find what she thought was some kind of pimple? After a couple of days of it growing and becoming more & more uncomfortable she started itching it. The skin suddenly split and hundreds of baby spiders poured out.

Sleep tight, girlies.:fdance: :fdance: :jump: :jump: :jump: :jump: :jump:

[Hmmm2]

Haven't you ever heard the story of the lady that woke up one morning to find what she thought was some kind of pimple? After a couple of days of it growing and becoming more & more uncomfortable she started itching it. The skin suddenly split and hundreds of baby spiders poured out.
Ooooooohhhhh yeahhhh, I heard about that woman! When the 'pimple' split open, hundreds of tiny spiders came running out. About a hundred ran into her nostrils, the others into her ear canals and the rest into her mouth. Before she knew what was happening she began to rub and itch her face .. smearing the slowest of the spiders into her pores. When she ran to the mirror to look, she saw thousands of tiny spiders running confused all around her lips and all over the smeared ones. She ran screaming. To this day she sits.... scratching, itching and pulling imaginary spiders out of her ears, nostrils and mouth. :giggling:

[DRTYFN]

:giggling: :giggling: :giggling:
:dancingbanana: :dancingbanana: :dancingbanana:

No sleep for the sissies.:OWNED:

[DRTYFN]

Sissies=:crying:in bed all askeered.

[DRTYFN]

:jump:

[Hmmm2]

Sissies=:crying:in bed all askeered.
OMG!!!! That things's the size of a sofa cushion!! :giggling: I'm pulling out the big guns tonight ... Hotel California, where they can check in, but they can't check out!

[DRTYFN]

You might get one, but the mate and family will be waiting until you go to sleep. MUWAHAHAHA!!!!!!

[Hmmm2]

You might get one, but the mate and family will be waiting until you go to sleep. MUWAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Yeah, you're right. :eek: Something along these lines happened to me once when I lived in Miami. I had been on a long trip and had left my car parked along some bushes. Three weeks later, I come back, swept the fallen palm fronds off the car roof ... wiped away some spider webs (like those big banana spiders) .. and got in to pull out the car. I positioned the a/c vents towards me because it was the usual 95 degrees/100% humidity and I was hot. All was fine until I turned on the a/c. OMG!!! Thousands of tiny spiders came flying out of the a/c vents right into my face, neck and hair. They must have been laying eggs for 21 days. I had to take it to the dealer and they had to blow out the vents. Florida and Texas ... GG, too many bugs.

[h2co-pilot]

Eyu, that is so gross! 2 hour shower?


You guys are such jerks! I don't remember you all giving DEI this much crap when he had scorpions.

That's fine, Hmmm and West - those spiders that you killed were just recon spiders for the big fat one in your house- Recon spiders gather food and eye big prey for the big fat ones, like ants do. The big fat one is sitting under your bed and it's saving it's energy. Energy to leap onto your hairy legs, hug one and snake bite you. :Tah ka! ::D

[westhillsat]

I shook out my bath towel really good this morning - no spideys in it yet :shhh:


It's ok - you gotz me on yur H2 H3 post - I fellz fur it :mad: :o :p ;)

[DRTYFN]

I shook out my bath towel really good this morning - no spideys in it yet :shhh:


It's ok - you gotz me on yur H2 H3 post - I fellz fur it :mad: :o :p ;)
They're all in your undie drawer waiting for the perfect time.:giggling:

[KenP]

It's ok - you gotz me on yur H2 H3 post - I fellz fur it :mad: :o :p ;)LMFAO!!!!:jump:

[Hmmm2]

I shook out my bath towel really good this morning - no spideys in it yet :shhh:

I lifted my towel with one finger this morning and put it in the hamper. :giggling: No spideys here.;)

[BKLYNH2]

Eyu, that is so gross! 2 hour shower?


You guys are such jerks! I don't remember you all giving DEI this much crap when he had scorpions.

That's fine, Hmmm and West - those spiders that you killed were just recon spiders for the big fat one in your house- Recon spiders gather food and eye big prey for the big fat ones, like ants do. The big fat one is sitting under your bed and it's saving it's energy. Energy to leap onto your hairy legs, hug one and snake bite you. :Tah ka! ::D

CP must be getting grumpy from a lack of sleep.:giggling: i wonder why?

[Hmmm2]

So, westhillsat .... is the carcass still there, or has it shriveled? :giggling:

[westhillsat]

So, westhillsat .... is the carcass still there, or has it shriveled? :giggling:

Slightly shriveled :D

We'll have to remove the remains soon ;)

Since that one was killed, no others have been around.
Maybe we'll leave it there as a warning to spideys that
dare to attempt to come upstairs.:clapping:

[DRTYFN]

You have nothing to worry about - they'll be back with numbers.

[Hmmm2]

:iagree: Annnnnd, maybe it'll be there in the morning! :giggling: I've heard about cannibal spideys .. they eat their own. Hmmmm, I wonder if one ate the carcass .. if it would become even Larger!!!

[GLBLWARMR]

You have nothing to worry about - they'll be back with numbers.

:iagree: Its funny how if you mess with one, the whole family comes after yeah.

[h2co-pilot]

btt

OMG LOOK!

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,270378,00.html

Itsy Bitsy Earache Turns Into Arachnid Infestation

Sunday, May 06, 2007
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ALBANY, Ore. — A 9-year-old boy who complained of an earache was a little surprised when the doctor told him that a pair of spiders had tried to make a home out of him.


"They were walking on my eardrums," said Jesse Courtney.
One of the spiders was still alive after the doctor flushed the fourth-grader's left ear canal.
His mother, Diane Courtney, said her son insisted he kept hearing a faint popping in his ear — "like Rice Krispies (http://javascript<b></b>:siteSearch('Rice Krispies');)" — before the earache sent them to the doctor.

Dr. David Irvine said it looked like the boy had something in his ear when he examined him, but he could not immediately identify it. So he irrigated the ear, and the first spider came out, dead. The other spider took a second dousing before it emerged, still alive. Both were about the size of a pencil eraser.

Irvine said it was a first for him as a physician. "It was the only time I ever pulled out an invertebrate," he said.

Jesse was given the spiders — now both dead — as a souvenir. He has taken them to school and his mother has taken them to work.

"It was real interesting, 'cause, two spiders in my ear — what next?" Jesse said.

(Oregon huh? :fdance: )

[RubHer Yellow Ducky]

You have too much time on your hands...

To reopen a 6 or 7 month old thread about cute little 8 legged creatures after so long is outragious


LOL

[KenP]

You have too much time on your hands...

To reopen a 6 or 7 month old thread about cute little 8 legged creatures after so long is outragious



LOL
I agree.:giggling: http://www.elcovaforums.com/forums/showthread.php?p=390939#post390939

http://www.elcovaforums.com/forums/showthread.php?p=390944#post390944