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wingnut2u
10-18-2006, 03:46 PM
This is what happens when your wife cuts it a LITTLE too close when turning into the driveway :crying: :crying: :rant: :crying:

wingnut2u
10-18-2006, 03:48 PM
This is what happens to your H2 when the wife cuts it a LITTLE too close turning into the driveway

Captain of the Titanic
10-18-2006, 04:37 PM
13 years ago, when my wife was pregnant with my first daughter, she borrowed my GMC stepside pickup truck. At the time, it was a very nice truck. Bright red, wide hot rod tires with fancy 15 inch alloy rim, and a canvass bed cover. I was quite proud of it. Anyway, she borrows it and goes to work. On the way out of the parking garage, she hits the side of the exit (which was 40 feet wide).

Now, she has two options:
1. Back up, and we fix the front right fender.
2. Floor it, and destroy the door, rear edge of the cab, tear off the fiberglass fender, break half the lug nuts and remove the rear bumper.

You guessed it. Option 2 was the correct answer.

Then there was the time that she was drive 60 mph in her 750iL BMW, ran a red light and became inimate with a Lexus... Ah, but that's another story...

Get 'em fixed and remember... You just cashed in on some serious wife points to be used later!

ROX
10-18-2006, 05:23 PM
Poor thing. I hope she's okay.:giggling:

wingnut2u
10-18-2006, 06:04 PM
It's a good thing she is good looking and has a hot body :giggling:

DennisAJC
10-18-2006, 07:25 PM
It's a good thing she is good looking and has a hot body :giggling:

The guilt sex must be spectacular.:giggling:

DRTYFN
10-18-2006, 07:39 PM
Post pictures of the alleged hot-bodied female 3 Series convertible driver.
DO NOW!!!!

HummBob
10-18-2006, 07:57 PM
Post pictures of the alleged hot-bodied female 3 Series convertible driver.
DO NOW!!!!

X2:popcorn:

Synn
10-18-2006, 09:41 PM
X 3 :perfect10s:

ipeefreely
10-18-2006, 09:52 PM
DAng that sucks.......... lol.
But back to the point, what drty said. =P :clapping:

wingnut2u
10-18-2006, 10:50 PM
Your wish is my command. She will probably kick my arse :clapping: for this but here she is surfing behind our boat in Dallas, TX

ipeefreely
10-19-2006, 11:38 AM
:perfect10s: :perfect10s: :perfect10s: :perfect10s: :perfect10s: