KenP
11-02-2006, 05:04 PM
Beer
VS
Pussy!!
THE PLAYOFF
Beer is always wet.
Pussy needs a little work.
BEER 1
PUSSY 0
Warm beer
tastes awful.
One point to Pussy
BEER 1
PUSSY 1
A really cold beer is satisfying
One point to Beer.
BEER 2
PUSSY 1
If after taking a swig of your favorite beer you find a hair between your teeth, you may vomit.
One point to Pussy.
BEER 2
PUSSY 2
Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home.
Ten Pussies in one night and you don't want to drive anywhere.
One point to Pussy.
BEER 2
PUSSY 3
If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may suffer.If you eat any Pussy in public,
you become a legend.
One point to Pussy.
BEER 2
PUSSY 4
If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested.
If you smell of Pussy he may buy you a beer.
One point to Pussy.
BEER 2
PUSSY 5
You normally don't find old beer.
One point to Beer
BEER 3
PUSSY 5
Too much beer and you'll think you see flying saucers.
Too much Pussy and you'll think you've seen God.
One point to Pussy.
BEER 3
PUSSY 6
In most countries there's a tax on beer.
One point to Pussy.
BEER 3
PUSSY 7
If you have another beer the first one never gets pissed off.
One point to Beer.
BEER 4
PUSSY 7
You can always be sure if you're the first one to open a bottle or can.
One point to Beer.
BEER 5
PUSSY 7
If you shake beer it'll get all agitated but it eventually it settles down.
One point to Beer.
BEER 6
PUSSY 7
You always know how much beer is going to cost.
One point to Beer.
BEER 7
PUSSY 7
Beer doesn't have a mother.
One point to Beer
BEER 8
PUSSY 7
Beer never expects to be hugged for half an hour after you've drank it.
One point to Beer.
BEER 9
PUSSY 7
FINAL SCORE
BEER 9
PUSSY 7
That's it! The matter is settled, the clear winner is:
BEER
PS: If you are a woman and at this point feel angry, degraded or discriminated, just remember that Beer would experience none of those feelings, let alone express them.
An extra point for BEER
VS
Pussy!!
THE PLAYOFF
Beer is always wet.
Pussy needs a little work.
BEER 1
PUSSY 0
Warm beer
tastes awful.
One point to Pussy
BEER 1
PUSSY 1
A really cold beer is satisfying
One point to Beer.
BEER 2
PUSSY 1
If after taking a swig of your favorite beer you find a hair between your teeth, you may vomit.
One point to Pussy.
BEER 2
PUSSY 2
Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home.
Ten Pussies in one night and you don't want to drive anywhere.
One point to Pussy.
BEER 2
PUSSY 3
If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may suffer.If you eat any Pussy in public,
you become a legend.
One point to Pussy.
BEER 2
PUSSY 4
If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested.
If you smell of Pussy he may buy you a beer.
One point to Pussy.
BEER 2
PUSSY 5
You normally don't find old beer.
One point to Beer
BEER 3
PUSSY 5
Too much beer and you'll think you see flying saucers.
Too much Pussy and you'll think you've seen God.
One point to Pussy.
BEER 3
PUSSY 6
In most countries there's a tax on beer.
One point to Pussy.
BEER 3
PUSSY 7
If you have another beer the first one never gets pissed off.
One point to Beer.
BEER 4
PUSSY 7
You can always be sure if you're the first one to open a bottle or can.
One point to Beer.
BEER 5
PUSSY 7
If you shake beer it'll get all agitated but it eventually it settles down.
One point to Beer.
BEER 6
PUSSY 7
You always know how much beer is going to cost.
One point to Beer.
BEER 7
PUSSY 7
Beer doesn't have a mother.
One point to Beer
BEER 8
PUSSY 7
Beer never expects to be hugged for half an hour after you've drank it.
One point to Beer.
BEER 9
PUSSY 7
FINAL SCORE
BEER 9
PUSSY 7
That's it! The matter is settled, the clear winner is:
BEER
PS: If you are a woman and at this point feel angry, degraded or discriminated, just remember that Beer would experience none of those feelings, let alone express them.
An extra point for BEER