Moab Itinerary

[DennisAJC]

I hope there will be time for the following.....

- Disco night at Mike's Tavern.
- Karaoke of Endless Love with CP.
- Shaving DRTY's eyebrows.
- Shaving #2 on Paragon's back.
- Giving CO an explosive cigar.
- Leaving a treasure on Adam's hood.
- Tricking Rox into pulling over.....Again.
- Spotting Shaggy into Amanda.
- Helping Miss with her camel toe protector.
- Shave NEO's head.
- Have a steak with Ken and save the aftermath in a jar.
- Release jar aftermath in H2Finally's H2.
- Put a 4Sale sign on Tim's rig.
- A prank call to Bebe saying the contract was cancelled.
- And a little bit of wheelin. :giggling:

All hopefully documented with camera and video.
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[DRTYFN]

I hope there will be time for the following.....

- Disco night at Mike's Tavern.
- Karaoke of Endless Love with CP.
- Shaving DRTY's eyebrows.
- Checking out of hospital & counting stitches in ass with mirror
- Shaving #2 on Paragon's back.
- Giving CO an explosive cigar.
- Leaving a treasure on Adam's hood.
- Tricking Rox into pulling over.....Again.
- Spotting Shaggy into Amanda.
- Helping Miss with her camel toe protector.
- Shave NEO's head.
- Have a steak with Ken and save the aftermath in a jar.
- Release jar aftermath in H2Finally's H2.
- Put a 4Sale sign on Tim's rig.
- A prank call to Bebe saying the contract was cancelled.
- Finding way to get superglued balls off of rock rails
- And a little bit of wheelin. :giggling:

All hopefully documented with camera and video.
:jump::jump::jump::jump:

Fashizzled, mah nizzle.:jump:




You've got a lot of issues with your hairlessness.:fdance:

[KenP]

Combine that with our itinerary and we're gonna have a PARTAY!!!!

[ROX]

Originally Posted by DennisAJC
I hope there will be time for the following.....

- Disco night at Mike's Tavern.
- Karaoke of Endless Love with CP.
- Shaving DRTY's eyebrows.
- Checking out of hospital & counting stitches in ass with mirror
- Shaving #2 on Paragon's back.
- Giving CO an explosive cigar.
- Leaving a treasure on Adam's hood.
- Tricking Rox into pulling over.....Again.
- Spotting Shaggy into Amanda.
- Helping Miss with her camel toe protector.
- Shave NEO's head.
- Have a steak with Ken and save the aftermath in a jar.
- Release jar aftermath in H2Finally's H2.
- Put a 4Sale sign on Tim's rig.
- A prank call to Bebe saying the contract was cancelled.
- Finding way to get superglued balls off of rock rails

- And a little bit of wheelin if I don't pike again . :giggling:

All hopefully documented with camera and video so I can watch it on the interweb.
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;) :p :D :mad: Bring it!

[CO Hummer]

You forgot a few:

- Nightly Elcova viewing of live Gonzo shower cams
- Chocolate removal from CPs golden crack
- Hide DRTY's Ahoy hat and watch the enragement, followed by the same with Adam's cell phone
- Eat Lynns' BBQ (yumm)
- Back stab and laugh at anyone who doesn't come
- witness DRTY bow down to CO Hummer's rock rails
- Launch Timmy's grenade handled shifter from atop the mighty Lion's back.
- Drink beer

:D

[DennisAJC]

Forgot to add:

- Talk about religion and politics as much as possible.
- Pre-pee in Propell bottles for later hand out.
- 3am wake up calls all around!

:jump:

[dochummer]

Rox, are you bringing your mobile mechanic's shop again? :jump:

[CO Hummer]

Rox, are you bringing your mobile mechanic's shop again? :jump:

Forget the mechanic's shop. Is she bringing her mobile kitchen again? :perfect10s:

[DennisAJC]

Doc,

Are you going?:excited:

[Connie_Chung]

Any chance I can get an invite on this trip? You guys mind Asians tagging along or are you trying to keep this a white-boy only thing?

[dochummer]

Doc,

Are you going?:excited:

Let's just say I'm penciled in. We're hoping to make it.... :)

[Marcmedic]

I don't think Adam is going to be happy with another present on his truck.:jump:

[KenP]

Any chance I can get an invite on this trip? You guys mind Asians tagging along or are you trying to keep this a white-boy only thing?Naw, bring it. A few token's are good for the vids.:giggling:

Marc, are "they" still gettin' it on? Tell 'em "Hi" for us!!!

[CO Hummer]

I don't think Adam is going to be happy with another present on his truck.:jump:

Won't be me this time. I don't want another 'talking to'. :o

[KenP]

Won't be me this time. I don't want another 'talking to'. :oI don't know why he gave you the talkin' to, you had THE BLOWOUT that washed away in the freak rain storm.:giggling:

[Adam in CO]

I don't know why he gave you the talkin' to, you had THE BLOWOUT that washed away in the freak rain storm.:giggling:

That's the Montezuma's revenge.

[ROX]

Forget the mechanic's shop. Is she bringing her mobile kitchen again? :perfect10s:yes to the shop and yes to the kitchen. That little trailer is gettin too small.:rolleyes: :D I'm also bringing the tent in case I get time to do White Rim. I'd really like to get out there and see that area, I just don't want to Freeze at night. CO, I bet you could ride your bike along that trail. Could be fun for you, only 100 miles or so.

[Adam in CO]

I just finished printing the "For Sale" sign. It's hard to remember which fawking Hummer we're selling, tho.

[timgco]

I just finished printing the "For Sale" sign. It's hard to remember which fawking Hummer we're selling, tho.

Are you starting over?

[f5fstop]

yes to the shop and yes to the kitchen. That little trailer is gettin too small.:rolleyes: :D I'm also bringing the tent in case I get time to do White Rim. I'd really like to get out there and see that area, I just don't want to Freeze at night. CO, I bet you could ride your bike along that trail. Could be fun for you, only 100 miles or so.

To stop and see everything, they recommend three days. I have spent a day on it, and the scenery is quite amazing.

Photo from the Walking Rocks Overlook; White Rim Trail:
http://hometown.aol.com/f5fstop01/images/utinsidecanyonlandsfromwa..jpg

Musselmen Arch (you can walk across it): White Rim Trail:
http://hometown.aol.com/f5fstop01/images/utmusselmanarch.jpg

[ROX]

To stop and see everything, they recommend three days. I have spent a day on it, and the scenery is quite amazing.

Photo from the Walking Rocks Overlook; White Rim Trail:
http://hometown.aol.com/f5fstop01/images/utinsidecanyonlandsfromwa..jpg

Musselmen Arch (you can walk across it): White Rim Trail:
http://hometown.aol.com/f5fstop01/images/utmusselmanarch.jpgCool pics f5! I thought it was a two day trail. How long did you stay out? Did you see lots of people and bicycles out there?

[f5fstop]

Cool pics f5! I thought it was a two day trail. How long did you stay out? Did you see lots of people and bicycles out there?

Depending on the time of the year, you might see a lot of bikes in the beginning of the trip, near where the Potash Road/Shafer Trail/White Rim Trail Merge. Especially in Oct. when Moab has the "Fat Tire Festival." There are bikes everywhere, with support truck filled with water.
When I'm usually there in July, very few bikers due to the heat. In the hot summer, you usually see the Bikers in Canyonlands or Arches main roads. Not many venture out into deserted areas of the parks.
I have only spent a day, never traveled the entire road.