Kelly Ripa just made my pants fit funny!

[DRTYFN]

BOOOIIIINNNGGGG!!!!
DAMN!!!! I knew she was a hot little minky, but she is soooo naughty, too!!:dancingbanana:

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/281698/kelly_ripas_rated_r/

[ssgharkness020147]

Damn. I wouldnt mind waking up next to her. I never knew what I was missing by not watching morning shows.

[Steve - SanJose]

where's the "R" in this?

[Wisha Haddan H3]

Wow, I was liking her in that chemise ... but that belly dance ... wow !!!

:perfect10s::perfect10s::perfect10s:


I sure wisha hadda date with her ... I'd love to show her my adventure package. Bet she knows how drive a stick. I'd let her, too. Take it right down to 4 lo ... yeah baby :D

Hang on ... I gotta go change my oil.

[DennisAJC]

WTF????

She looks like Shaggy, she dances like Shaggy, she has a chest like Shaggy, and like Shaggy, she needs to scarf down a few burgers.

So the posters above have a thing for Shaggy?








:jump:

[BlueHUMMERH2]

No wonder Regis has hung around so long!

[KenP]

BOOOIIIINNNGGGG!!!!
DAMN!!!! I knew she was a hot little minky, but she is soooo naughty, too!!:dancingbanana:

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/281698/kelly_ripas_rated_r/She does nothing for me.

Check out this week's Star magazine for no makeup pics of her. Much worse than this one.

[h2co-pilot]

WTF????

She looks like Shaggy, she dances like Shaggy, she has a chest like Shaggy, and like Shaggy, she needs to scarf down a few burgers.

So the posters above have a thing for Shaggy?








:jump:


LMFAO!!!:jump:

[GLBLWARMR]

Her and this 4x4 have about the same figure.

[DRTYFN]

Her and this 4x4 have about the same figure.
Oh, you're a chubby-chaser?

[DRTYFN]

She does nothing for me.

Check out this week's Star magazine for no makeup pics of her. Much worse than this one.
Even without makeup I'd do her vigorously.:dancingbanana:

[GLBLWARMR]

Oh, you're a chubby-chaser?

Wouldn't chase it if it didn't give me a chubby:fdance: :fdance:

This one has more curves than the 4x4!!

[DennisAJC]

Wouldn't chase it if it didn't give me a chubby:fdance: :fdance:

This one has more curves than the 4x4!!

X2!!!!!:beerchug: :iagree:



voluptuous > Shaggy types

:jump: :jump:

[Mrs.ssippi]

She does nothing for me.

Check out this week's Star magazine for no makeup pics of her. Much worse than this one.I think she looks pretty without make-up. But she does need to eat a happy meal or two. :jump:

[BKLYNH2]

the shoe shop prank on the same page is much better :jump:

[tanklizard]

Kelly Ripa cameltoe?

http://www.stereogum.com/img/kelly_ripa_camel.jpg

[DDWH]

Kelly Ripa cameltoe?

http://www.stereogum.com/img/kelly_ripa_camel.jpg

YUMMY!:clapping:

[DRTYFN]

YUMMY!:clapping:

X34645823459

Her bubbly personality and genuine enthusiasm make her even sexier. I bet that witch Kathy Lee is killing puppies right now.

[usetosellhummer]

I wouldn't throw her out

[wpage]

Talks too much! Put something in her mouth initially.:beerchug:

[h2co-pilot]

She looks good for having 3 children, or none for that matter.:beerchug:

But I don't want to poke her either.;)

[KenP]

Ripa doesn't like Clay and has caught crap over it. (http://www.tmz.com/2006/11/20/ripa-rips-aiken-a-new-one-dont-hush-me-dork/)

Scarlett curvy:

[dеiтайожни]

But I don't want to poke her either.;)

Why? Afraid you might like it? :giggling: :shhh:

[h2co-pilot]

:fdance: :jump: :fdance:

According to Global, it would be like a dude w/ out the :




bait and tackle (http://en.wiktionary.org/w/index.php?title=bait_and_tackle&action=edit)
boner (http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/boner)
choad (http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/choad)
chubby (http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/chubby)
cock (http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/cock)
Crotch Pickle (http://en.wiktionary.org/w/index.php?title=Crotch_Pickle&action=edit)
dick (http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/dick)
ding-a-ling (http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/ding-a-ling)
ding-dong (http://en.wiktionary.org/w/index.php?title=ding-dong&action=edit)
dingy (http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/dingy)
dinkle (http://en.wiktionary.org/w/index.php?title=dinkle&action=edit)
dong (http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/dong)
dork (http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/dork)
endowment (http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/endowment)
fascinum (http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/fascinum)
flander doodle (http://en.wiktionary.org/w/index.php?title=flander_doodle&action=edit)
f@ck stick (f@ck stick)
fun gun (http://en.wiktionary.org/w/index.php?title=fun_gun&action=edit)
the fury (http://en.wiktionary.org/w/index.php?title=the_fury&action=edit)
gherkin (http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/gherkin)
hammer (http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/hammer)
hampton (http://en.wiktionary.org/w/index.php?title=hampton&action=edit)
hose (http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/hose)knob (http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/knob)
love gun (http://en.wiktionary.org/w/index.php?title=love_gun&action=edit)
love pump (http://en.wiktionary.org/w/index.php?title=love_pump&action=edit)
john thomas (http://en.wiktionary.org/w/index.php?title=john_thomas&action=edit)
johnson (http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/johnson)
joystick (http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/joystick)
junk (http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/junk)
lad (http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/lad)
Light saber (http://en.wiktionary.org/w/index.php?title=Light_saber&action=edit)
love muscle (http://en.wiktionary.org/w/index.php?title=love_muscle&action=edit)
main vein (http://en.wiktionary.org/w/index.php?title=main_vein&action=edit)
manhood (http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/manhood)
meat puppet (http://en.wiktionary.org/w/index.php?title=meat_puppet&action=edit)
member (http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/member)
Mr. Happy (http://en.wiktionary.org/w/index.php?title=Mr._Happy&action=edit)
Mr. Jim and the Twins (http://en.wiktionary.org/w/index.php?title=Mr._Jim_and_the_Twins&action=edit)
Mr. Winky (http://en.wiktionary.org/w/index.php?title=Mr._Winky&action=edit)
one-eyed trouser snake (http://en.wiktionary.org/w/index.php?title=one-eyed_trouser_snake&action=edit)
organ (http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/organ)
package (http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/package)
pecker (http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/pecker)
peener (http://en.wiktionary.org/w/index.php?title=peener&action=edit)
pee-pee (http://en.wiktionary.org/w/index.php?title=pee-pee&action=edit)
pee-wee (http://en.wiktionary.org/w/index.php?title=pee-wee&action=edit)
percy (http://en.wiktionary.org/w/index.php?title=percy&action=edit)
peter (http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/peter)
pickle (http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/pickle)
pink oboe (http://en.wiktionary.org/w/index.php?title=pink_oboe&action=edit)
piny tenis (http://en.wiktionary.org/w/index.php?title=piny_tenis&action=edit)
pocket rocket (http://en.wiktionary.org/w/index.php?title=pocket_rocket&action=edit)
pole (http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/pole)
Pork Sword (http://en.wiktionary.org/w/index.php?title=Pork_Sword&action=edit)
prick (http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/prick)
pud (http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/pud)
purple-headed womb broom (http://en.wiktionary.org/w/index.php?title=purple-headed_womb_broom&action=edit)
purple-headed yogurt slinger (http://en.wiktionary.org/w/index.php?title=purple-headed_yogurt_slinger&action=edit)
ram rod (http://en.wiktionary.org/w/index.php?title=ram_rod&action=edit)
red headed stranger (http://en.wiktionary.org/w/index.php?title=red_headed_stranger&action=edit)
Rumple Foreskin (http://en.wiktionary.org/w/index.php?title=Rumple_Foreskin&action=edit)
sausage (http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/sausage)
shaft (http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/shaft)
love pole (http://en.wiktionary.org/w/index.php?title=****_pole&action=edit)
shlong (http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/shlong)
spirit stick (http://en.wiktionary.org/w/index.php?title=spirit_stick&action=edit)
staff (http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/staff)
stiffy (http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/stiffy)
skin flute (http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/skin_flute)
tallywhacker (http://en.wiktionary.org/w/index.php?title=tallywhacker&action=edit)
thing (http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/thing)
todger (http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/todger)
tonker (http://en.wiktionary.org/w/index.php?title=tonker&action=edit)
tool (http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/tool)
trouser snake (http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/trouser_snake)
tube steak (http://en.wiktionary.org/w/index.php?title=tube_steak&action=edit)
twig and berries (http://en.wiktionary.org/w/index.php?title=twig_and_berries&action=edit)
unit (http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/unit)
wang (http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/wang)
wee-wee (http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/wee-wee)
wiener (http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/wiener)
wife's best friend (http://en.wiktionary.org/w/index.php?title=wife%27s_best_friend&action=edit)
willie (http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/willie)
winkle (http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/winkle)
Woody (http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Woody) (http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Stuart)

[GLBLWARMR]

:fdance: :jump: :fdance:

According to Global, it would be like a dude w/ out the :

What you don't want to play with:

Bologna Flaps
c***
whisker biscuits
bearded clam
terracotta pie(when shaved)
pu*sy
pie hole
meat curtains
camel toe
lips
babymaker
pootie tang
pootie
clap farm :giggling:
vag
hole
snatch
Small Elyse
beaver
bush
the pink
box
bean (as in "flick the bean")
piss flaps
snapper
the land of milk and honey
mudd flap
beef curtains
coin slot
slot
vag
vajay-jay
cream pie
pink taco
Tyler's Mom
roast beef sandwich
Fenis
Lady Flower
skin slot
cooter
monkey
muffin

[h2co-pilot]

:jump: :clapping: :jump:

:giggling:

[Storm Chaser]

Kelly Ripa cameltoe?

http://www.stereogum.com/img/kelly_ripa_camel.jpg

Cameltoe, from my archives.

http://dew.home.texas.net/audio/Cameltoe.mp3

[DRTYFN]

RE-BOING!!!!