Joe...

[ssgharkness020147]

So my buddy Joe is sitting at my kitchen table on his laptop as we speak. He's had an H3 for a while reads the site when he can, but wont post... Come on you big baby, you cant be afraid of DRTYFN and Paragon forever. :fdance: :fdance: :fdance:

[ssgharkness020147]

Im sorry I didnt even post a pic of Joes truck. How impolite of me.

[ssgharkness020147]

Waiting for the reaction............. I'm guessing less then two minutes at this point.

[BlueHUMMERH2]

Come on you baby! POST! :D

You think that helped?

[ssgharkness020147]

He's on the site right now. WTF are you doing Joe.

[ssgharkness020147]

I learned something. When FU-ing a HUMMER you need to hold your hand further away from the camera. So noted in the future. I tried a couple new shots tonight but its too dark and you cant see the H-she at all. :(

[ssgharkness020147]

We'll see if we can lure him in...

[BlueHUMMERH2]

What's his name anyway? It's not "sexylolita" is it? :fdance:

[ssgharkness020147]

Took the bait, hook, line, and sinker... Its only a matter of time now.

[h2co-pilot]

Geez Hark, you have a long finger.:D

[ssgharkness020147]

Well. You know what they say about a guy with big hands. :shhh: ;)

Ok. Enough side tracking here. Once joeyoshi (derived from Kobeo**** sp? the hot dog eating king) finishes making his "triple stack burger" hopefully we can get him. Otherwise it will be until at least Wed. Seeing as how someone who's name we wont mention does not have the internet at his house. As we speak he's already talking about making a second tripple stack. "We'll see how the first one goes" is the conclusion folks. :eek:

Geez Hark, you have a long finger.:D

[GLBLWARMR]

You can't be a puss your entire life. Come on join in the fun.:beerchug: :beerchug: :beerchug:

[ssgharkness020147]

Well. Gonna be a bit longer, he's making the second tripple stack burger. Or now the tripple stack monster burger as its called. Pics to follow. 1.51 pounds of meat consumed in one sitting.

[Joeyoshi]

hope you are happy. I will post a better pic of your truck buddy

[ssgharkness020147]

I'll be waiting.


hope you are happy. I will post a better pic of your truck buddy

[Steve - SanJose]

wtf

[Hmmm2]

Uhhhhhh, is there really a "JOE", or is there a little schizophrenia going on here? :giggling:

[KenP]

hope you are happy. I will post a better pic of your truck buddyJust include wifey pics.:clapping: :jump: :clapping:

[ssgharkness020147]

Wifey????:eek: God. I'm at a loss for words on what to even say there. Ex-GF is more like it. Either way doesnt matter Joe has no access to those pics. The best he can do is type the visual images he has stored of her in his head. Its not like he ever saw her naked... Or did he? :shhh:

[usetosellhummer]

way to go joe! now go wash your mangina and man up some pics and maybe even take that pavement queen off road.:jump:

[CO Hummer]

Geez Hark, you have a long finger.:D

Why do you always pick on people with long fingers?

[Donkey_Kong]

So my buddy Joe is sitting at my kitchen table on his laptop as we speak. He's had an H3 for a while reads the site when he can, but wont post... Come on you big baby, you cant be afraid of DRTYFN and Paragon forever. :fdance: :fdance: :fdance:

:iagree: Paragon is just a mouthy 90lb keyboard punk. He only talks tough and threatens you in PMs.

[wpage]

Joe Mamma:popcorn:

[SnakeH2]

Geez Hark, you have a long finger.:D

Look who's talking:D
:p

[Joeyoshi]

35088The tow truck with his h1 on the back:OWNED:

[HummBebe]

So my buddy Joe is sitting at my kitchen table on his laptop as we speak. He's had an H3 for a while reads the site when he can, but wont post... Come on you big baby, you cant be afraid of DRTYFN and Paragon forever. :fdance: :fdance: :fdance:

If he drives an H3......Drtyfn and Paragon are not who he should fear......MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA:jump:

[ssgharkness020147]

I figured that this would be the first blow you took. Try and pawn it off to the people of Elcova for what it wasnt. Joe, when your rich and famous like me you too can have your truck trailered home. The fact of the matter was it was too cold out that day, which made me realize the effects of global warming were not taking hold fast enough. So what do you do? You call a tow truck to have it tow your truck for an hour loaded, thus further contributing to global warming. But before I hit the road in the tow truck I fired up my truck and threw a cinder block on my accelerator. By the time we got home the temperature had gone up seven whole degrees, nice a balmy just the way I like it. I'll have to go to Best Buy today and get the video cable needed to upload my videos. I think I've got some nice footage of an Hshe to share....:fdance: :OWNED:

35088The tow truck with his h1 on the back:OWNED:

[Joeyoshi]

My H is not a pavment queen:mad:
One little vid to prove it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9md88Ucejg

[Joeyoshi]

Wifey????:eek: God. I'm at a loss for words on what to even say there. Ex-GF is more like it. Either way doesnt matter Joe has no access to those pics. The best he can do is type the visual images he has stored of her in his head. Its not like he ever saw her naked... Or did he? :shhh:
I do remember she was 35089
Well you know:jump:

[ssgharkness020147]

Ahem... Ah Joey remember that 300 pound truck stop waitress that walked with a limp and had a husband that you tried to pickup. Everyone will read this and think I'm kidding, but I'm really not. There are girls out there that all the whiskey in Tn. cant make pretty enough for me.... And you hook up with them sober. The people of Elcova know full well that I have exceptional taste in women. You should know better then to go there with me. I've never seen Monica but I've heard she is more manly then you. I think I need to go on a photo recon trip this weekend. You are gonna get so fu*king owned on this one its not even funny. :jump: :OWNED: :OWNED: :OWNED:

[BlueHUMMERH2]

Such hostilities between neighbors. :clapping:

[ssgharkness020147]

You have not idea.:D The next assualt launched is going to drive the nail in the coffin. Bad bad idea Joe. Anyone whose motto is: "If she aint 280 she aint a real lady" better keep his mouth shut with me. :OWNED: Photos are begining to be gathered. A poll will be posted in the you know where:shhh: once enough evidence is gathered. Lets not post a link to the you know where or say its name though, we want this to go off with a hitch. Laugh's will be had shortly people.

[JamesT]

:popcorn:

Come on you two. You can do better than this.

[ssgharkness020147]

Be patient my friend. The stakes are getting raised. :jump:



:popcorn:

Come on you two. You can do better than this.