DDWH
01-16-2007, 05:23 PM
Tax Cuts - As Explained By A Democrat
If you don't understand the Democrats' version of tax cuts (and you
are not alone), maybe this will help explain it:
50,000 people go to a baseball game, but the game was rained out. A
refund was then due.
The team was about to mail refunds when the Congressional Democrats
stopped them and suggested that they send out refund amounts based on the
Democrat National Committee's interpretation of fairness.
After all, if the refunds were made based on the price each person
paid for the tickets, most of the money would go to the ticket holders of the
most expensive tickets. That would be unfair and unconscionable.
People in the $10 seats will get back $15, because they have less
money to spend. Call it an "Earned Income Ticket Credit." Persons "earn" it by
demonstrating little ambition, few skills and poor work habits, thus
keeping them at entry-level wages.
People in the $25 seats will get back $25, because that's only fair.
People in the $50 seats will get back $1, because they already make a
lot of money and don't need a refund. After all, if they can afford a $50
ticket, then they must not be paying enough taxes.
People in the $75 luxury seats will have to pay another $50, because
they have way too much to spend.
The people driving (or walking) by the stadium who couldn't afford to
watch the game will get $10 each, even though they didn't pay anything in,
because they need the most help (sometimes known as Affirmative Action!).
Now do you understand?
If not, contact Representative Nancy Pelosi, Senator Ted Kennedy or
Senator Hillary Clinton for assistance
If you don't understand the Democrats' version of tax cuts (and you
are not alone), maybe this will help explain it:
50,000 people go to a baseball game, but the game was rained out. A
refund was then due.
The team was about to mail refunds when the Congressional Democrats
stopped them and suggested that they send out refund amounts based on the
Democrat National Committee's interpretation of fairness.
After all, if the refunds were made based on the price each person
paid for the tickets, most of the money would go to the ticket holders of the
most expensive tickets. That would be unfair and unconscionable.
People in the $10 seats will get back $15, because they have less
money to spend. Call it an "Earned Income Ticket Credit." Persons "earn" it by
demonstrating little ambition, few skills and poor work habits, thus
keeping them at entry-level wages.
People in the $25 seats will get back $25, because that's only fair.
People in the $50 seats will get back $1, because they already make a
lot of money and don't need a refund. After all, if they can afford a $50
ticket, then they must not be paying enough taxes.
People in the $75 luxury seats will have to pay another $50, because
they have way too much to spend.
The people driving (or walking) by the stadium who couldn't afford to
watch the game will get $10 each, even though they didn't pay anything in,
because they need the most help (sometimes known as Affirmative Action!).
Now do you understand?
If not, contact Representative Nancy Pelosi, Senator Ted Kennedy or
Senator Hillary Clinton for assistance