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h2co-pilot
01-17-2007, 09:03 PM
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,244224,00.html


DAKAR, Senegal ? Rebels in eastern Congo (http://javascript<b></b>:siteSearch('Congo');) have killed and eaten two mountain gorillas (http://javascript<b></b>:siteSearch('mountain gorillas');), conservationists said Wednesday, adding they feared more of the endangered animals may have been slaughtered in the lawless region.


Only about 700 mountain gorillas remain in the world, 380 of them spread across a range of volcanic mountains straddling the borders of Congo, Rwanda and Uganda in Central Africa.
One dismembered gorilla corpse was found Tuesday in a pit latrine in Congo's Virunga National Park (http://javascript<b></b>:siteSearch('Virunga National Park');), a few hundred yards from a park patrol post that was abandoned because of rebel attacks, according to the London-based Africa Conservation Fund.
Another was killed in the same area Jan. 5, said the group, which based its report on conservationists in the field.

h2co-pilot
01-17-2007, 09:08 PM
Haha!:D Wait, I know that sounds bad. I am upset about them killing them too. It's awful.

But the thought of eating them just made me shudder. Almost cannibalish and dark skin meat- EYU!!!

DennisAJC
01-17-2007, 09:11 PM
Hey,

In all fairness CP, if we were on a plane and it crashed in the mountains, you died and we had no food.......... I'd eat your ass.


Oh wait.....Was that a movie?:jump:

bparker
01-17-2007, 09:46 PM
If I was hungry lived in a forest and had no other option? Shat... fire'em up! :D

JamesT
01-17-2007, 10:10 PM
In the words of a great man, Homer J. Simpson

"MMMMMMMMM Gorilla"

SnakeH2
01-17-2007, 10:31 PM
Hey,

In all fairness CP, I'd eat your ass.




:clapping:

Hmmm2
01-17-2007, 10:44 PM
Hey,

In all fairness CP, if we were on a plane and it crashed in the mountains, you died and we had no food.......... I'd eat your ass.


:shhh: (:giggling:)

JamesT
01-17-2007, 10:46 PM
Fixed.

In the words of a great man, Homer J. Simpson

"MMMMMMMMM Ass"

dеiтайожни
01-17-2007, 10:48 PM
Gross, I wouldn't have killed them... maybe ran up to a couple and took a bite every now and then before they ran away... but never kill them.

h2co-pilot
01-17-2007, 11:03 PM
Originally Posted by DennisAJC
Hey,

In all fairness CP, I'd eat your ass.


:clapping:

I know.:confused: :jump:

I heard it was kinda nice, suddenly I am unafraid of dying.:dancingbanana:

DennisAJC
01-17-2007, 11:06 PM
Gross, I wouldn't have killed them... maybe ran up to a couple and took a bite every now and then before they ran away... but never kill them.

Or hold them down and attempt to breast feed. Never kill them.

dеiтайожни
01-17-2007, 11:39 PM
Or hold them down and attempt to breast feed. Never kill them.

Dennis, you're mad!! Do you know how itchy your mouth would be after breast feeding from a gorilla?!

KenP
01-17-2007, 11:43 PM
Or hold them down and attempt to breast feed. Never kill them.That's not his nipple.:giggling:

DennisAJC
01-18-2007, 12:56 AM
Dennis, you're mad!! Do you know how itchy your mouth would be after breast feeding from a gorilla?!

Please, do tell.:p :fdance:

DennisAJC
01-18-2007, 12:57 AM
That's not his nipple.:giggling:

Walked right into that one.:OWNED: :twak: :giggling:

KenP
01-18-2007, 01:31 AM
Walked right into that one.:OWNED: :twak: :giggling:That's ok. Just get that stuff out of your eye so it doesn't happen again.:giggling:

h2co-pilot
01-18-2007, 01:56 AM
how many nippes do gorillas have?

Recmar1
01-18-2007, 03:55 AM
My understanding is, tastes like chicken............:D

bparker
01-18-2007, 06:03 AM
Sounds like as far as Dennis is concerned 1 big one..

:jump:

how many nippes do gorillas have?

DennisAJC
01-18-2007, 09:54 AM
OK this topic is taking a turn for the worst.:OWNED: :giggling:

KenP
01-18-2007, 02:58 PM
OK this topic is taking a turn for the worst.:OWNED: :giggling:Depends on what you're sucking.:giggling:

DRTYFN
01-18-2007, 05:47 PM
Rebels in eastern Congo have killed and eaten two mountain gorillas...

That's damn near cannibalism for those rebels.:jump:

h2co-pilot
01-18-2007, 09:16 PM
OMFG!:jump: