More political correctness!!

[GLBLWARMR]

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

1 She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN."

2. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE."

3. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY."

4. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION."

5. She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE."

6. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a "LOW COST PROVIDER."



HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

1. He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY."

2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN."

3. He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" - He "INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS."

4. He is not "BALDING" - He is in "FOLLICLE REGRESSION."

5. He does not act like a "TOTAL ASS" - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION."

6. It's not his "CRACK" you see hanging out of his pants - It's "REAR CLEAVAGE."

[NEOCON1]

:giggling: :giggling:

[Steve - SanJose]

:D, very useful.

[ROX]

2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN."

5. He does not act like a "TOTAL ASS" - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION."

6. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a "LOW COST PROVIDER."

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[ssgharkness020147]

Finally, some PC that I can handle. :beerchug:

[lennyrebel]

I'm looking for a previously enjoyed, horizontally accesible breasted american--you know a slut. Regards The Rebel:beerchug:

[GLBLWARMR]

I'm looking for a previously enjoyed, horizontally accesible breasted LOW COST PROVIDING american--you know a slut. Regards The Rebel:beerchug:

FIXED

[frenzy1]

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