Anyone ever been to Florida?

[NewHummerGuy]

Just being a smartass:fdance:

[CO Hummer]

Anyone ever been banned before? ;)

[NewHummerGuy]

Anyone ever been banned before? ;)


Only once by accident:excited:


although I can sense one coming rather quickly.....:)

[Vettster]

Anyone ever been banned before? ;)

Back when I was in high school.
Never got to go to band camp though.:crying:

[CO Hummer]

Back when I was in high school.

Hhahaha. You BAND NERD. We called 'em "bandies" in high school.

[DennisAJC]

Just being a smartass:fdance:


:jump:

[K9sH3]

Yes!!! :p

And its hot, always hot, even when its cold it is hot! Lots of bugs! to much or not enough rain, Tornado's and Hurricanes, plus we even get a fire storm once a year. Snakes, gators and all sorts of nasty varmits. Thugs and gangs have taken over. Space program going to sh!t. Over building and development has ruined everything. Bingo and shuffleboard have taken over as the number one sport. Insurance rate are so high now that you need to take out a 2nd mortgage to avord it. Our Gov't doesn't give a crap about anyone but themselves. Our roadsd can't handle the traffic from the over development. Our reef is dieing and now out Gulf is about to be destroyed. Ship's clean out their sewage within 3 miles of the beaches and spill garbage and oil, so that we cna find treasure on the beaches.
Other than that, its a great place to visit. But don't move here.

[K9sH3]

oh yeah! Don't foget all the damn ants and cock-a-roaches or as we call them Palmetto bugs. They can crawl on you as you sleep and you never know.

HAHAHAHAhahaha!

"THE SUNSHINE STATE, my arse"

[IlikeHummers]

That's where I came over on the boat Mang! 1980 was the jear, me and Chico started our freedom from our Communist dictator.

[CO Hummer]

cock-a-roaches or as we call them Palmetto bugs. They can crawl on you as you sleep and you never know.

If everything else about Florida was total paradise, that fact in itself would keep me away. AHHHHHHH!

[dеiтайожни]

Wow, a lot of negativity. What about all the good stuff? Like the cocaine that washes ashore here? Approximately $100M worth of cocaine washes up PER 1000ft of coastline every single year. Simply owning ocean front property in FL is one of the most profitable occupations in the US. We also have one of America's last "wild wests", you can get away with anything in the everglades. Can't find that anywhere else.

[dеiтайожни]

If everything else about Florida was total paradise, that fact in itself would keep me away. AHHHHHHH!

Don't worry, the scorpions crawling on your sleeping body will deter the cockroaches.

[KenP]

Funny thing you didn't mention bugs before K9. I'm having second and third thoughts...

[KenP]

Don't worry, the scorpions crawling on your sleeping body will deter the cockroaches.:shivershakesmilie:

[CO Hummer]

We also have one of America's last "wild wests", you can get away with anything in the everglades.

I thought I heard you squealing out there when we drove across last year.

[dеiтайожни]

I thought I heard you squealing out there when we drove across last year.

:jump:

[NewHummerGuy]

"Like the cocaine that washes ashore here? Approximately $100M worth of cocaine washes up PER 1000ft of coastline every single year."


Hold on now. I believe we glanced past this too quickly:jump:

[usetosellhummer]

8 hour in layover in Miami killed any chance of me going to FL again.
Toooooo humid

[K9sH3]

Wow, a lot of negativity. What about all the good stuff? Like the cocaine that washes ashore here? Approximately $100M worth of cocaine washes up PER 1000ft of coastline every single year. Simply owning ocean front property in FL is one of the most profitable occupations in the US. We also have one of America's last "wild wests", you can get away with anything in the everglades. Can't find that anywhere else.


SHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! :shhh:

Why do you think I live on the beach, Sh!t hold on, I drop my gold straw.
Oh dang thats right I forgot about the scorpians. If you pour gas all around them and set it on fire, they will kill themselves.
:D

[K9sH3]

8 hour in layover in Miami killed any chance of me going to FL again.
Toooooo humid

Its good for your skin, you won't dry out!

[K9sH3]

Funny thing you didn't mention bugs before K9. I'm having second and third thoughts...

True, I totaly forgot about all of them, I am used to them now. I also have a good pest control company that does my house and park.
We feed the bugs to the lizards and then the lizards to the birds.
LOL, We have one of the largest bug removale industries going.

[H Duece]

You forgot to mension the worse thing about Florida...

All the old people from up north move down here. :giggling:

[CO Hummer]

I might be able to stomach the boring beach lifestyle, the saggy flesh, the bluehairs, the humidity, the lack of anything recreational to do, the lack of beautiful geography, the constant rain, and the intense heat.

But NO WAY could I deal with those bugs. :eek:





oh, btw Ken....we don't have any bugs in CO.

[K9sH3]

I might be able to stomach the boring beach lifestyle, the saggy flesh, the bluehairs, the humidity, the lack of anything recreational to do, the lack of beautiful geography, the constant rain, and the intense heat.

But NO WAY could I deal with those bugs. :eek:







You want a real bad visual, think of what you said above and then apply it to a nudist beach.....

:p :jump:

[KenP]

I might be able to stomach the boring beach lifestyle, the saggy flesh, the bluehairs, the humidity, the lack of anything recreational to do, the lack of beautiful geography, the constant rain, and the intense heat.

But NO WAY could I deal with those bugs. :eek:





oh, btw Ken....we don't have any bugs in CO.Hold on, I need my reading glasses....

[h2co-pilot]

In Middle School I used to take water color classes in this woman's attic afterschool. She was an amazing teacher and there were only 3 kids in a class and I think she had only 2.

Anyway, it was me, a girl named Laurie and this guy Michael in the Tues/Thurs class. I had grown up with Michael- from a distance, in elementary school etc. He started getting weird in the 5th grade or so. He was a talented artist- not amazinly talented- but talented and he was very bizzare. Kinda like the artistic homo brother in "Wedding Crashers", but not a homo, at least I don't think so- could be- it doesn't matter.

Anyway, he was weird. Just would peer over his shoulder at me from the easel if he thought I was checking out his stuff. His hair was just stickin up all over the place all the time like he was attacked by 5 cows and they all licked his head at once- beady little eyes, you get the picture.

Anyhow, I later heard Michael and his family went to FL to vacation for a couple of weeks and a dead Haitian had washed up in the water or surf next to him.:D:D

[K9sH3]

In Middle School I used to take water color classes in this woman's attic afterschool. She was an amazing teacher and there were only 3 kids in a class and I think she had only 2.

Anyway, it was me, a girl named Laurie and this guy Michael in the Tues/Thurs class. I had grown up with Michael- from a distance, in elementary school etc. He started getting weird in the 5th grade or so. He was a talented artist- not amazinly talented- but talented and he was very bizzare. Kinda like the artistic homo brother in "Wedding Crashers", but not a homo, at least I don't think so- could be- it doesn't matter.

Anyway, he was weird. Just would peer over his shoulder at me from the easel if he thought I was checking out his stuff. His hair was just stickin up all over the place all the time like he was attacked by 5 cows and they all licked his head at once- beady little eyes, you get the picture.

Anyhow, I later heard Michael and his family went to FL to vacation for a couple of weeks and a dead Haitian had washed up in the water or surf next to him.:D:D


WTF??
Did he paint it?

I remember coming up on some Cubans while on patrol in the keys, Man they had a 3 cyl engine mounted in the middle of this old wooden boat. I have no Idea how that thing even floated or for that matter even got as far as it did.

But that somehow reminds me of all the Banana spiders down here, they are fun to play with....

[dеiтайожни]

Silly Haitians are always doing things like that here. Personally, I think they are just looking for attention. We have some real good Haitian swimming jokes, but you have live here to hear them.

[h2co-pilot]

I never knew what happened to Michael (I went to a private school soon after), I am sure he painted and prolly still is.:giggling:

Isn't there also like hundereds of sharks down there? Who knows how much Haitian meat has been consumed.

[RubHer Yellow Ducky]

First off you two Florida TURDS, I'm trying to sell 2 houses here and your not helping... LOL

Just so you all know they are both joking.

We have no cockroches or bugs of any kind and if you want to see cockroaches visit New York City in the summer and you will see hundreds of billions of them. Shuffelboard was banned 6 years ago. Its against the law to sell blue hair dye. The old people here are YOUR grandparents (come and visit them, buy my houses). There are more cubans in Georgia then in Florida. There are more Haitians in New York then in Florida. The mosquioes in Alaska are bigger then they are in Florida. The schools system in Florida is rated in the top 10% in the country. Florida has one of the best road systems in the country. Florida has the second fastest growing business community in the United Stated. It is THE GATEWAY to Central and South America. Yesterday, Sunday it was 80* F. What was it where you are??? Today, Monday I drove to the Florida Keys for Lunch, had the sweetest Fried Oysters I have ever had. There are lots of HUMMER Dealers so you can purchase them at a great price. We have fewer tornadoes them most states. The women are A-1. I have not turned my heat on in over 7 years. and on and on and on...

RYD

[DRTYFN]

In Middle School I used to take water color classes in this woman's attic afterschool. She was an amazing teacher and there were only 3 kids in a class and I think she had only 2.

Anyway, it was me, a girl named Laurie and this guy Michael in the Tues/Thurs class. I had grown up with Michael- from a distance, in elementary school etc. He started getting weird in the 5th grade or so. He was a talented artist- not amazinly talented- but talented and he was very bizzare. Kinda like the artistic homo brother in "Wedding Crashers", but not a homo, at least I don't think so- could be- it doesn't matter.

Anyway, he was weird. Just would peer over his shoulder at me from the easel if he thought I was checking out his stuff. His hair was just stickin up all over the place all the time like he was attacked by 5 cows and they all licked his head at once- beady little eyes, you get the picture.

Anyhow, I later heard Michael and his family went to FL to vacation for a couple of weeks and a dead Haitian had washed up in the water or surf next to him.:D:D

Can someone decipher that acid trip for me?
Do you think going cold turkey on the coffee was such a good idea?

[h2co-pilot]

Can someone decipher that acid trip for me?
Do you think going cold turkey on the coffee was such a good idea?

I dunno. I drank some tewnite for Heroes. I think it makes me talkitive. :jump:

[Steve - SanJose]

Boca Rattan was pleasant enough when I visited in December 2004. Haven't experienced summer there yet.

[K9sH3]

Hey D, RYD just called us TURDS! :D

HI RYD, Sorry! I forgot your trying to sell and move to GA. But have you heard what goes on in GA...?? :giggling: especially up there in them hills.

:jump:

[RubHer Yellow Ducky]

Hey D, RYD just called us TURDS! :D

HI RYD, Sorry! I forgot your trying to sell and move to GA. But have you heard what goes on in GA...?? :giggling: especially up there in them hills.

:jump:

Thats where i'm moving, to DEM HILLS... gota see fur meself...

RYD

[K9sH3]

Yeah RYD I looked into that area, But not into gated communites and associations. Another one of us has a place in Murphy NC, that area seems nice also. And I keep going back and looking in WVA.

I am wanting to move to the mountains somewhere myself, just can't seem to find what I am looking for. I want the snow, and the heat, I want woods and fishing streams. I want land, and a view.
I want all this, and my Gf wants none of it........

[CO Hummer]

I am wanting to move to the mountains somewhere myself, just can't seem to find what I am looking for. I want the snow, and the heat, I want woods and fishing streams. I want land, and a view.
I want all this, and my Gf wants none of it........

This is not rocket science. You are clearly destined for Southern Colorado - San Juan Mountains. Maybe you should try Durango.

[Hmmm2]

Thats where i'm moving, to DEM HILLS... gota see fur meself...

RYD
Remember the movie, "Deliverance"? :giggling:

[Hmmm2]

WTF??

But that somehow reminds me of all the Banana spiders down here, they are fun to play with....
OMG, I remember when I had lived in Miami (Coral Gables) and just got home from the flea market .. also known as a "Farmers Market". I bought a huge plant and hung it temporarily on the bathroom. I went in to take a shower .. moved the plant and got in the shower. AGHHHHHH!!! A HUGE .. HUGE banana spider was inside the shower with me on the wall. It was the biggest, furriest thing I had ever seen! It obviously was inside the plant and crawled out. I jumped out of the shower to get a shoe to kill it .. and the thing jumped off the shower wall!!! I finally got it, but not without difficulty. And, another thing ... the palmetto bugs (aka cockroaches) ... they fly. They are a given in Florida ... they live in the palm trees and always get into the homes. In NY, it has to do with dirty places. In FL, Palmetto bugs (roaches) are part of the locale/climate .. and they do come into your homes .. and fly at night. I left S. FL because I hate humidity (never a break .. it's year round no matter what RYD tells you), the bugs ... and I don't speak Spanish.

[RubHer Yellow Ducky]

Yeah RYD I looked into that area, But not into gated communites and associations. Another one of us has a place in Murphy NC, that area seems nice also. And I keep going back and looking in WVA.

I am wanting to move to the mountains somewhere myself, just can't seem to find what I am looking for. I want the snow, and the heat, I want woods and fishing streams. I want land, and a view.
I want all this, and my Gf wants none of it........

Yeah, Murphy is real nice and JUST WEST of there is Ranger. That the area they found the Atlanta Bomber hiding in.

Look at Cloudland in N.W. Georgia, its SUPER...

RYD

[RubHer Yellow Ducky]

OMG, I remember when I had lived in Miami (Coral Gables) and just got home from the flea market .. also known as a "Farmers Market". I bought a huge plant and hung it temporarily on the bathroom. I went in to take a shower .. moved the plant and got in the shower. AGHHHHHH!!! A HUGE .. HUGE banana spider was inside the shower with me on the wall. It was the biggest, furriest thing I had ever seen! It obviously was inside the plant and crawled out. I jumped out of the shower to get a shoe to kill it .. and the thing jumped off the shower wall!!! I finally got it, but not without difficulty. And, another thing ... the palmetto bugs (aka cockroaches) ... they fly. They are a given in Florida ... they live in the palm trees and always get into the homes. In NY, it has to do with dirty places. In FL, Palmetto bugs (roaches) are part of the locale/climate .. and they do come into your homes .. and fly at night. I left S. FL because I hate humidity (never a break .. it's year round no matter what RYD tells you), the bugs ... and I don't speak Spanish.

#1 thing in South Florida... You NEVER NEVER kill a spider. They eat 4 times their weight in bugs every day. when I was growing up the next door neighbor have a free roaming pet spider named Betty.

RYD

[frenzy1]

I LOVE FLORIDA !!

http://www.freshtribe.com/media/view/file.aspx?v=not_flat_florida

:D :perfect10s:

[frenzy1]

http://www.tomstockton.us/images/funny_pictures/not_everything_is_flat_in_florida.jpg

[K9sH3]

Isn't there also like hundereds of sharks down there?


YES!!!! there is a what we call the "shark dance" on some days we have to high step over the sharks to paddle out to surf.

the high steping is the "Shark Dance" but for as many sharks that are here, you would think that we would have more bites. I am more wooried about the Man-a-wars and Gators and the crack heads, less Anna Nichol.

[dеiтайожни]

Shark dance! You are crazy. You do remember that these are what sharks are, right?! I think the proper response is to quickly go into shock, pee/poop yourself and cry when you encounter one.

http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/1382/shark1wl0.jpg

http://img292.imageshack.us/img292/3015/sharkhd6.jpg

[CO Hummer]

I've read that for every 1000 feet of shoreline, 12 shark attacks occur each year. On average, every resident will be bitten once every 6 years.

[dеiтайожни]

I've read that for every 1000 feet of shoreline, 12 shark attacks occur each year. On average, every resident will be bitten once every 6 years.

That is true. Let's not forget about the attacks on tourists either, now that is even more shocking.

[K9sH3]

I've read that for every 1000 feet of shoreline, 12 shark attacks occur each year. On average, every resident will be bitten once every 6 years.

That may be true, but half of the FL population never even gets near the beach or gulf. So those mumbers should be higher. And remember if you go out in the water, make sure you have a few friends - this will cut the odds down and hopefully in your favor. And if your on a raft or surfboard YOU will look like a seal from below.

[CO Hummer]

That may be true, but half of the FL population never even gets near the beach or gulf.

You moron. The other half are attacked by landsharks.

[dеiтайожни]

This one got a guy while sleeping in his Orlando home about 2 years ago. Apparently he was going on 11 years without being bitten by a shark and was long over due.

http://www.headington.org.uk/pics/general/shark_big.jpg

[h2co-pilot]

:jump:CANDY GRAM!:jump:


You moron. The other half are attacked by landsharks.

You mean......ALLIGATORS!!!:dancingbanana:

[K9sH3]

Landsharks?

Oh god not another Parrot Head...

[RubHer Yellow Ducky]

Shark dance! You are crazy. You do remember that these are what sharks are, right?! I think the proper response is to quickly go into shock, pee/poop yourself and cry when you encounter one.

http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/1382/shark1wl0.jpg

http://img292.imageshack.us/img292/3015/sharkhd6.jpg

If you look at the color of the water those are California Sharks, not Florida...

RYD

[RubHer Yellow Ducky]

That may be true, but half of the FL population never even gets near the beach or gulf. So those mumbers should be higher. And remember if you go out in the water, make sure you have a few friends - this will cut the odds down and hopefully in your favor. And if your on a raft or surfboard YOU will look like a seal from below.

I only go to the topless beach and sharks don't like boobs...

RYD

[Hmmm2]

I only go to the topless beach and sharks don't like boobs...

RYD
Does that mean you have them?!?!?! :eek: (:giggling:)

[K9sH3]

I only go to the topless beach and sharks don't like boobs...

RYD


Yep, South Beach is nice :) with all the Europeans... Ahhh south beach and Coconut Grove. Man I need to come down there. Get a room in one of those lil trendy hotels and just chill.

[dеiтайожни]

x2 on South Beach. Hope to never see you topless down there RYD. I'll go in the water, jet ski, etc.. down there and in the keys, but not in like daytona beach anymore. The ocean gets more scccuurrrry as you get further north. Sharks are more relaxed in south fl.

[K9sH3]

Does that mean you have them?!?!?! :eek: (:giggling:)


To much shampoo when he was a kid... :giggling:

[CO Hummer]

Sharks are more relaxed in south fl.

I would assume so with all those millions of bales of cocaine floating all over the place.

[Hmmm2]

To much shampoo when he was a kid... :giggling:
ROFLOL K9sH3 ... you still remember that tea tree shampoo article I posted?? :jump:

[RubHer Yellow Ducky]

Does that mean you have them?!?!?! :eek: (:giggling:)

Me, no I don't, but I found this photo on the H-2 side of one of the monitors of this forum...


http://i.penisbot.com/g/grooby-archive/gallery01/04.jpg






RYD

[RubHer Yellow Ducky]

By the way it was 81 degrees here today. Cut the hedge in shorts, tee shirts and sandels, got sweaty even...

RYD

[dеiтайожни]

Mid 70s up here today. The ocean was so calm the waves weren't even breaking, just going in and out. Very nice day.

[CO Hummer]

The ocean was so calm the waves weren't even breaking, just going in and out. Very nice day.

It's probably starting to freeze.

[K9sH3]

Mid 70s up here today. The ocean was so calm the waves weren't even breaking, just going in and out. Very nice day.

Were you sitting by your pool again?? :giggling:

It was 80 here in Cocoa Beach, nice stiff breeze. The river was lil rough today and the beach was blown out. Nice perfect blue skies... Nice day for a ride.

But its all about to change, it going to be cold this weekend. Maybe even a freeze at night.

[K9sH3]

http://www.wftv.com/video/11014974/index.html

[dеiтайожни]

Were you sitting by your pool again?? :giggling:

Yes, and I was tweaked out of my mind from sniffing the beautiful white powder beaches we have here. :giggling: But really, the ocean has been acting strange during the last 2 weeks or so. We have dunes every few feet, it's all up and down along the coast. The ocean is really calm, waves haven't even been breaking or if they do it's not until it hits the shore. It's just generally really nice! Then again, I'm used to living inland so it's newer to me, but I like.

[K9sH3]

I think I will take a ride to NSB in the morning, havn't been there in awhile. Take some pics and then post later on at night. If you all want to meet up pm me before 10am.

[DennisAJC]

The nice thing about being senile is you can hide your own Easter eggs


OMFG!!!!! LMAO!!!!!:jump:

[K9sH3]

Corrupt Orlando,,, I feel so good right now. I have always said that Orlando is so damn corrupt. And the proof is coming out! :jump:

Go here and click on the "tonight at 11pm with the mans face"

http://www.local6.com/index.html

[CO Hummer]

Corrupt Orlando,,, I feel so good right now. I have always said that Orlando is so damn corrupt. And the proof is coming out! :jump:

Go here and click on the "tonight at 11pm with the mans face"

http://www.local6.com/index.html

Ahahahahahaha!!!!!

This is hilarious. Nuthin like the ol' Tigger punch. :D :D :D
http://www.local6.com/news/11025190/detail.html

[NewHummerGuy]

Ahahahahahaha!!!!!

This is hilarious. Nuthin like the ol' Tigger punch. :D :D :D
http://www.local6.com/news/11025190/detail.html


Thats such bullshlt. I am sure you cant see well in those suits (at least I have a tough time in mine;) ). It was an inadvertent thing and the dad was just looking for cash.

[K9sH3]

Thats such bullshlt. I am sure you cant see well in those suits (at least I have a tough time in mine;) ). It was an inadvertent thing and the dad was just looking for cash.

When that story broke, everyone thought the Tiger was some dumbarse. But when the video was slowed down, you can see the kids arm tense up as if he was pulling or pinching the tiger guy. Then the news even zoomed in on his left arm muscles and it showed just that. The kid was provoking or at least being a lil dumbsheeit. I think me got what he had comming.
:twak:

[dеiтайожни]

****in' kids! Tigger should have smothered that bastage right there!

[K9sH3]

Another nice thing about FL...