View Full Version : How often do you poop?
Adam in CO
02-28-2007, 07:42 PM
Liz started this. She said she used to leave the house when we were first living together. Run down to the grocery store to pinch one off. Made me laugh and reminiscent of something another forum member once said.
DennisAJC
02-28-2007, 07:51 PM
Always when I have my first sip of morning coffee I can feel the rock buildup below.
DennisAJC
02-28-2007, 07:54 PM
Liz started this. She said she used to leave the house when we were first living together. Run down to the grocery store to pinch one off. Made me laugh and reminiscent of something another forum member once said.
That's funny.:giggling:
I never saw my wifey pinch a loaf during our first 4 years. Very discreet. Now after 13 years, she doesn't care if I'm brushing my teeth, she'll walk in and release the hounds of hell.:D
NewHummerGuy
02-28-2007, 08:08 PM
Always when I have my first sip of morning coffee I can feel the rock buildup below.
Me too. Few sips of coffee and a couple puffs from Marlboro Med and I am off to the shi%ter:jump:
DRTYFN
02-28-2007, 08:08 PM
Always when I have my first sip of morning coffee I can feel the rock buildup below.
Calling your turd (http://www.elcovaforums.com/forums/showthread.php?p=370390#post370390)(*WOODSHED LINK*) a rock is like calling a boulder a pebble.
usetosellhummer
02-28-2007, 08:16 PM
If I eat three squares then I hit it 3-4 times a day. if i eat right and don't mess around with too much snackin, once morning once evening. like a smoothie, no push no strain, soft serve
NewHummerGuy
02-28-2007, 08:36 PM
Calling your turd (http://www.elcovaforums.com/forums/showthread.php?p=370390#post370390)(*WOODSHED LINK*) a rock is like calling a boulder a pebble.
Now thats the REAL Golden (brown) Spike :clapping:
CO Hummer
02-28-2007, 09:10 PM
reminiscent of something another forum member once said.
I still laugh when I think about that.
"Kenny, we need more butter. Would you be a sweetie and run get some?"
Then....
h2co-pilot
02-28-2007, 09:18 PM
Nah uh.:giggling:
:crying:
:jump:
CO Hummer
02-28-2007, 09:21 PM
Nah uh.:giggling:
Actually I think your avatar fits this thread, like a "before/after" Ken leaves.
CO Hummer
02-28-2007, 09:46 PM
All the time.:D
That brings up and interesting question.......Where'd you go on the Golden Spike day last trip?
No way you could have lasted 14 hours.
That brings up and interesting question.......Where'd you go on the Golden Spike day last trip?
No way you could have lasted 14 hours.That wasn't a chocolate bar in your backseat.
CO Hummer
02-28-2007, 10:57 PM
That wasn't a chocolate bar in your backseat.
Tasted like a Baby Ruth to me.
K9sH3
02-28-2007, 11:03 PM
Well Sh!t, I was about to go have dinner and have a snickers for dessert then go on the Casino boat,
BUT NO! I have somehow lost my hunger.
Oh well I will have to settle for a few Cap't and cokes instead.
:jump:
CO Hummer
02-28-2007, 11:05 PM
That wasn't a chocolate bar in your backseat.
Now.....if this were DRTY talking it would something like:
"That wasn't a loaf of french bread I left in your back seat". :D
DennisAJC
02-28-2007, 11:13 PM
If I eat three squares then I hit it 3-4 times a day. if i eat right and don't mess around with too much snackin, once morning once evening. like a smoothie, no push no strain, soft serve
HAHAHAHA!!!!!!
That read like a cross between a Metamucil and Dairy Queen commercial.:giggling:
DRTYFN
02-28-2007, 11:17 PM
Now.....if this were DRTY talking it would something like:
"That wasn't a loaf of french bread I left in your back seat". :D
No. You would have found a zip-locked baggie of special surprise tucked under your seat 3 months later.:giggling:
GLBLWARMR
03-01-2007, 04:55 AM
Well you need to have the thread about how do you wipe:
1. Around the side.
2. Between the legs.
3. One wipe
4. Wipe look, fold, rewipe, repeat.
CO Hummer
03-01-2007, 06:15 AM
4. Wipe look, fold, rewipe, repeat.
Pretty close, but you forgot to add ",put back in pocket".
K9sH3
03-01-2007, 06:22 AM
I just run down to the ocean and wiggle my arse in the water...:excited:
dеiтайожни
03-01-2007, 06:40 AM
I have a 1 legged midget hooker spit a mouthful of armand de brignac right up there, then I air dry. :o Then I choke the whore for swallowing some of my juice!
DRTYFN
03-01-2007, 06:52 AM
Pretty close, but you forgot to add "taste, put back in pocket".
:giggling: :jump:
K9sH3
03-01-2007, 07:00 AM
I have a 1 legged midget hooker spit a mouthful of armand de brignac right up there, then I air dry. :o Then I choke the whore for swallowing some of my juice!
Speaking of midget hookers. I need two for lap dances for the kid who works for me. He turns 18 this month and I have told him I am taking him to a midget strip club.
He is so paranoid that I am :giggling: So I want to bring them to him.
LMAO!!
dеiтайожни
03-01-2007, 07:06 AM
Speaking of midget hookers. I need two for lap dances for the kid who works for me. He turns 18 this month and I have told him I am taking him to a midget strip club.
He is no paranoid that I am :giggling: So I want to bring them to him.
LMAO!!
www.rent-a-midget.com (http://www.rent-a-midget.com)
That's where I get mine from. Make sure to get one with a secret penis, to traumatize the kid. :beerchug:
dochummer
03-01-2007, 07:55 AM
Save the trees, conserve toilet paper, use both sides... :)
DennisAJC
03-01-2007, 08:49 AM
Letting the dog lick it clean makes me coo like a walrus.
frenzy1
03-01-2007, 11:59 AM
This gotta be the most interesting thread ever posted on her e!
NewHummerGuy
03-01-2007, 02:19 PM
www.rent-a-midget.com (http://www.rent-a-midget.com)
That's where I get mine from. Make sure to get one with a secret penis, to traumatize the kid. :beerchug:
Must buy one of these:
http://www.rent-a-midget.com/IHeartMidgets.jpg
Adam in CO
03-01-2007, 03:20 PM
Letting the dog lick it clean makes me coo like a walrus.
Poor Chazz. Someone should chop the dog now.
usetosellhummer
03-01-2007, 08:47 PM
thats just wrong
Once a day, same time pretty much...and about 10 minutes after going into any book store or library for some odd, unknown reason.. I don't take the reading material with me though.
f5fstop
03-04-2007, 10:46 PM
To save the planet, This was the Army way of doing things,
1. Take a piece (one square) of TP
2. Fold square in half
3. Rip out a small half circle in the middle of the fold (keep this little circle)
4. Open square of TP
5. Stick your finger in the hole created in step 3; make sure to push paper all the way down
6. Ram it up your rear and pull out
7. Take paper and wipe upwards to clean finger
8. Take the small circle you cut out in previous step and clean your fingernail.
There are roughly 400 squares in each roll, so a roll should last 400 poops.
Two rolls should last a person one-year
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