If there is a God...

[DRTYFN]

... then please, Dear Father In Heaven let this happen. I'll be really good if it does, I promise.:jump:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-jDiV6eLyU

[DennisAJC]

She can serve her sentence in my basement. I promise I'll be rough on her.

[frenzy1]

:jump: :twak: :fdance: :beerchug:

[HummBob]

Just SHOOT her already. Nikki is WAY HOTTER anyhoo!!!

http://www.sharewareplaza.com/images/screenshot/669.gif

[RubHer Yellow Ducky]

TENT CITY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PLEASE - YES - put her there.........

http://www.thevillager.com/villager_106/chain.gif

[Agriv8r]

again, a bum rap because she is famous...i bet they purposely moved the clocks forward a few minutes to make her late..

[DRTYFN]

"Yes, Your Honor, my client is an upstanding citizen." :jump:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/showbiz/showbiznews.html?in_article_id=454989&in_page_id=1773

[h2co-pilot]

Just wow.


(She is biting her nails alot lately. Wonder why?:giggling: )

[DRTYFN]

Just wow.


(She is biting her nails alot lately. Wonder why?:giggling: )
She's nibbling on the feces under her nails.:jump:

[Agriv8r]

you are all wrong about her, she is misunderstood...society has made her who she is and now you want to punish her for doing the things you love to read about and talk to others about...shame shame shame...

[f5fstop]

I would not let that beotch suck my tennis shoes.:fdance:

[Adam in CO]

I'm with Drty. I hope she goes.

[DRTYFN]

Omg.... I want this bitch to go to Tent City so bad.

Hilton's Shrink: Paris is a Wreck
Paris Hilton's delicate state of mind is keeping her out of the courtroom ... for now.

According to a declaration filed by Dr. Charles Sophy, a psychiatrist who has seen Paris "off and on" over the last six months, Hilton is "not capable of any meaningful participation" in a civil trial brought against her by diamond heiress Zeta Graff. In a $10 million lawsuit filed in 2005, Graff claims that Hilton spread "vicious lies" about her that were printed in the New York Post.

Paris' shrink claims that Hilton is "emotionally distraught and traumatized" from the May 4 hearing where she was sentenced to 45 days in jail for breaking probation in her DUI bust, and asked a judge to allow her sufficient time to recover. In the document, the head-doc goes on to explain that Hilton "Cannot effectively respond to examination as a witness or provide any significant input into her defense." In fact, Sophy claims that forcing Paris to participate on May 21 would "exacerbate her current mental condition." The horror!

As a result, the judge has postponed the trial date until August 22.

Calls to Hilton's rep were not immediately returned.
http://www.tmz.com/2007/05/14/hiltons-shrink-paris-is-a-wreck/25#c4904065


But she wasn't too much of an emotional wreck to make fun of this tranny(?)/bad plastic surgery victim. God damn bitch.:rant:
Woodshed link *NWS* (http://www.elcovaforums.com/forums/showthread.php?p=394142#post394142)

[dеiтайожни]

You'd think she had shot up a daycare and ate 3 puppies the way you guys want her to goto prison so bad. Sick bastards. :twak:

[Agriv8r]

:iagree: :iagree: :iagree: :iagree: :perfect10s: :iagree: :iagree: :iagree: :iagree:

[DRTYFN]

You'd think she had shot up a daycare and ate 3 puppies the way you guys want her to goto prison so bad. Sick bastards. :twak:
Oh, sorry. Are we talking badly about your favorite masturbation material?

[dеiтайожни]

Oh, sorry. Are we talking badly about your favorite masturbation material?

Yes, one of them. But at least my obsession with her lasts maybe 5 minutes max, twice a day. You won't be whole again until she pays her debt to society in the most severe way. I'm a little surprised the death penalty hasn't been suggest yet for her crimes against humanity. :giggling:

[DennisAJC]

I really don't get the overblown hate for Paris.

Most of these guys would lick my taint if it meant 1 minute between Paris' legs.

[KenP]

... then please, Dear Father In Heaven let this happen. I'll be really good if it does, I promise.:jump:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-jDiV6eLyUOMFG, that'd be the greatest ever!!!!

[KenP]

I really don't get the overblown hate for Paris.

Most of these guys would lick my taint if it meant 1 minute between Paris' legs.It'd take atleast that long to find the sides.:giggling:

Plus, we all know she gives crappy head.

[RubHer Yellow Ducky]

I wouldn't do her even with your limpy dicky....

[Adam in CO]

I'm a little surprised the death penalty hasn't been suggest yet for her crimes against humanity. :giggling:

It's California, not Texas.

[Agriv8r]

shame shame shame..you are all going to hell

[bparker]

Why dont we just go ahead and make it another reality show....

[dеiтайожни]

The Simple Life: Lockdown! That would be cool if she brought along a hot girl to be her celly.

[DRTYFN]

The Simple Life: Lockdown! That would be cool if she brought along a hot girl to be her celly.
I'd love to see Paris absolutely screamed at and humiliated for 45 day. I'd pay $55 for the PPV.

[KenP]

I'd love to see Paris absolutely screamed at and humiliated for 45 day. I'd pay $55 for the PPV.x2 Teach that tramp some humility.

***LINK NWS***

http://www.elcovaforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=17857

***LINK NWS***

[bparker]

X3
I'd love to see Paris absolutely screamed at and humiliated for 45 day. I'd pay $55 for the PPV.

[DRTYFN]

Here's a video of Paris bew-hewing in her mommy's car after getting more bad news from a new attorney regarding her jail sentence.:jump::OWNED:
After firing her lawyer Howard Weitzman, here's Paris crying uncontrollably as she leaves famed DUI defense attorney Richard Hutton's office yesterday. I guess his news wasn't that good either
http://www.brightcove.com/title.jsp?title=876416864

[Agriv8r]

nice crop job, but you can see its obviously a fake...just like the rest of the rumors...goin to hell....