Scurry reptilians...

[dеiтайожни]

Just moved into my new house and this bastard tried breaking in! I think he is after mah peeps.

http://img463.imageshack.us/img463/1828/49555678hg0.jpg

[ChiHummer3]

What is that thing?

[Steve - SanJose]

peeper-eater?

[h2co-pilot]

Where the heck did you move, Zimbabwe?

What is it?

[dеiтайожни]

Where the heck did you move, Zimbabwe?

What is it?

I'll give you a hint... it's a big ass turtle! Twas funny, it stopped in front of my house, looked up, proceeded to the door where it tried to climb up it... found that nobody was home so he turned around and continued down the street to the next house. :giggling:

http://img92.imageshack.us/img92/6513/25848294xk5.jpg

[lotus4s]

That's a soft shelled turtle, you should have eaten him. Excellent meat!
:excited: :excited: :excited:

[Agriv8r]

:clapping: turtle soup:clapping:

[RubHer Yellow Ducky]

I think that one is FEDERALY PROTECTED !!!!!

Minimum 7 years and $250000...

[lotus4s]

I think that one is FEDERALY PROTECTED !!!!!

Minimum 7 years and $250000...

RYD, are you sure about that? That's a fresh water turtle frequently kept/sold as pets and very common. We used to run trot lines for them when I was a kid. They have a nasty bite though....

[h2co-pilot]

I keep hurting my neck. Are you sure the first pic is the same turtle. Is that it's head and neck, where is the rest of it? It looks like a small amphibious elephant to me.:D

Please 'splain.

Congrats on the new house btw.:):beerchug:

[dеiтайожни]

I keep hurting my neck. Are you sure the first pic is the same turtle. Is that it's head and neck, where is the rest of it? It looks like a small amphibious elephant to me.:D

Please 'splain.

Congrats on the new house btw.:):beerchug:

Yeah it's the same turtle, it's body was below the shutters. It has a retractable neck, here it is in the extended position.

http://img294.imageshack.us/img294/1656/54680306zd4.jpg

[RubHer Yellow Ducky]

HELL NO I'M not sure...

but it sounded good

[GLBLWARMR]

They have a nasty bite though....

Quite putting your fingers in its mouth. Just thought I would help.:jump:

[Hummer Aficionado_VT]

Sketchy.

If its any consolation, I had a treefrog attack me at work the other day...:D

[h2co-pilot]

Yeah it's the same turtle, it's body was below the shutters. It has a retractable neck, here it is in the extended position.



Ew, D. That's pretty gross.:o :D

[dеiтайожни]

Ew, D. That's pretty gross.:o :D

Meh... I traded scorpions for turtles and alligators. ;)

[K9sH3]

He is Bs'ing all of you, he lives next to the Nuke plant water runoff swamp.

Of course if you go to his house you will also hear Banjo's playing in the swamp at night.

:jump:

[lotus4s]

HELL NO I'M not sure...

but it sounded good

:jump:

[dеiтайожни]

He is Bs'ing all of you, he lives next to the Nuke plant water runoff swamp.

Of course if you go to his house you will also hear Banjo's playing in the swamp at night.

:jump:

He speaks the truth, that's not a turtle at all... it's baby billy from next door! For years I've been telling his mother not to bath him in the stream but she never listened! Now we just put a turtle shell on him to make him feel normal. :crying:

I took care of those banjo players my first night here, sat on the balcony with my ak and thermal scope and picked them off. Banjos creep me out. :D

[h2co-pilot]

Baby Billy - LMAO!!:jump:

At least you can see these things and not worry about the tiny scorpions, :beerchug:

though there is that chance that a small loyal scorpion family moved with you in yer stuff.

:shhh: :D

[frenzy1]

COOL !! BBQ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:beerchug:

[usetosellhummer]

Jurassic Park man

[dеiтайожни]

To add to my scurry reptilian thread... there is a rain runoff pond thing in my backyard, it has been raining for awhile so it's pretty full. I was looking out off my balcony and saw this right by my house!

http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l89/blackh3/gator1.jpg
http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l89/blackh3/gator2.jpg

I went for a closer look off my deck and saw it's eyes roll over and went back into the water. Now it's just sitting there, probably waiting for me.

[h2co-pilot]

Go stick your foot in there.http://www.websmileys.com/sm/evil/204.gif

[dеiтайожни]

Is that what you really want me to do? I'll do it... but if anything happens, it's on you.

It's on the other side of the pond right now. Pretty strange since it was completely dry this morning. Hopefully I can get a pic of him going back to the lake.

[3Hummer]

You should see the amount of alligators i have chilling in the lake in my back yard, thats south florida for ya. My friends are always like through a jetski in there and lets go wakeskating, my answer is hell no, i dont want to get eaten. Had a turtle almost brake my wakeboard one time but it wasnt one of those turtles.

[f5fstop]

The Florida soft-shell turtle; aka Apalone ferox. They do not taste as good as a green turtle.

[jmsspratlin]

I think that one is FEDERALY PROTECTED !!!!!

Minimum 7 years and $250000...




Thats a costly dinner

[jmsspratlin]

To add to my scurry reptilian thread... there is a rain runoff pond thing in my backyard, it has been raining for awhile so it's pretty full. I was looking out off my balcony and saw this right by my house!

http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l89/blackh3/gator1.jpg
http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l89/blackh3/gator2.jpg

I went for a closer look off my deck and saw it's eyes roll over and went back into the water. Now it's just sitting there, probably waiting for me.

NIOCE

[K9sH3]

Why do you insist on moving to places that have wild animals, First the hawk took your lil pig, you have some mutant turtle wanting your peeps, and now some damn gator wanting your feet or other pets.
Plus I hope you have alot of Deet! that run-off is a breeding ground.

:beerchug:

[h2co-pilot]

CANDY GRAM!!!:jump:


Holy Crap! If that's going to happen to anybody it's going to happen to Dei.:D

[K9sH3]

I told "D" to stop leaving his gate open... One of these days he will have something under his H2. And it will be hungry!!! or Horney...

[dеiтайожни]

There is no gate on the lake side! The reptilians will do whatever they please to us and we can't stop them. :crying:

[RubHer Yellow Ducky]

There is no gate on the lake side! The reptilians will do whatever they please to us and we can't stop them. :crying:

Gator Tail sells in local pubs for between $4.95 to $9.95 as an appetizer...

[h2co-pilot]

I told "D" to stop leaving his gate open... One of these days he will have something under his H2. And it will be hungry!!! or Horney...

:jump: :clapping: :jump:

[dеiтайожни]

Another submission for my scurry reptilian thread. I think it's a monitor lizard, it put up one hell of a fight.

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[K9sH3]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! :jump:

Dude, be carefull it may attack your lip and hang on, or worse yet I have seen them attack the kids earlobes at the sk8 park and hang on for hours.

Speaking of the Sk8 Park, I had some damn snake Bo up on me on the back deck, Sombitch scared the shiats out of me... F'n Snake

[dеiтайожни]

The pictures are deceptive... the tupperware is huge, I could probably fit in it.

That sucks about the snake, one ambushed the pizza guy the other night. Nearly got the pizza free but the guy wouldn't abandon it.

[K9sH3]

The pictures are deceptive... the tupperware is huge, I could probably fit in it.

That sucks about the snake, one ambushed the pizza guy the other night. Nearly got the pizza free but the guy wouldn't abandon it.


Shiat man you sure don't need a Dog, you have the wild kingdom protecting your house.

:beerchug:

[h2co-pilot]

:jump: :jump: :jump:

DEI=
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[K9sH3]

:jump: :jump: :jump:

DEI=
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AHAHAHAHAHAH! :clapping:

[dеiтайожни]

:jump:

[dеiтайожни]

Well if it's gonna be like that, I shouldn't limit myself to scurry reptilians... gotta get a picture of that armadillo my dog chases away almost every night... and the manatees. :beerchug:

[K9sH3]

Well if it's gonna be like that, I shouldn't limit myself to scurry reptilians... gotta get a picture of that armadillo my dog chases away almost every night... and the manatees. :beerchug:


LOL, I have seen your dog,,, and the sign your nieghbors put up.
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[dеiтайожни]

My dog looks to be offended by those pictures. But really... if they didn't want crap on the docks they should put down some grass! :giggling:

[K9sH3]

:clapping:

[frenzy1]

:jump:

[dеiтайожни]

New addition... scurry crustaceans! My dog found this one on the beach, he was up a ways when he started to move funny... looked like they were dancing because neither would turn their backs to each other. :giggling:
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[MarineHawk]

CANDY GRAM!!!:jump:



LOL. I wonder how many people got that one.

[Agriv8r]

:clapping:

[h2co-pilot]

LOL. I wonder how many people got that one.

Probably not many.:giggling: :beerchug:

[K9sH3]

Probably not many.:giggling: :beerchug:

I didn't :confused:

:beerchug:

[h2co-pilot]

Aw here,

I found this link:


It's an old SNL skit from their first season, they were into the Jaws theme and created the Land Shark that could get you anywhere.:giggling:

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoID=1354976565

[dеiтайожни]

LOL. I wonder how many people got that one.

I just got it. :jump:

[K9sH3]

[QUOTE=h2co-pilot]Aw here,

I found this link:


It's an old SNL skit from their first season, they were into the Jaws theme and created the Land Shark that could get you anywhere.:giggling:

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoID=1354976565[/QUOTE

:jump:

I have an excuse, back when SNL was good. I harvested alot of Hemp :popcorn: so I forgot alot of things back then...:p

[K9sH3]

Dei, were you back at this beach again??

[dеiтайожни]

Dei, were you back at this beach again??

Hahaha, that's a good one. :jump:

[dеiтайожни]

Here's a picture of a frog sleeping on top of another frog in my tree.

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[RubHer Yellow Ducky]

found this critter in my back yard recently:

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:mLM5_4fh5UHA7M:www.mad-monsters.com/Wallpapers/images/godzilla.jpg (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.mad-monsters.com/Wallpapers/images/godzilla.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.mad-monsters.com/Wallpapers/imagepages/image11.html&h=768&w=1024&sz=145&tbnid=mLM5_4fh5UHA7M:&tbnh=113&tbnw=150&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dpicture%2Bof%2Bgodzilla%26um%3D1&start=1&sa=X&oi=images&ct=image&cd=1)

[K9sH3]

Here's a picture of a frog sleeping on top of another frog in my tree.

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You should have stuck a lil cigerette in its mouth... Looks like he is spent.

:jump:

[dеiтайожни]

I've been getting a lot of PMs asking if there have been anymore scurry reptilians... the answer is yes.

Killer of over 2 billion people a year....
http://img112.imageshack.us/img112/8869/dsc00708mediumsa3.jpg

Found this frog in my wash bucket under the mits. He has grown a nice layer of fur for the upcoming winter.
http://img102.imageshack.us/img102/5229/dsc00714mediumld1.jpg

[h2co-pilot]

HAHA!!!:giggling:

I heart teh reptilians.:jump:

[jmsspratlin]

One I took yesterday

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s178/jmsspratlin/DSC01485.jpg

[dеiтайожни]

Where did you take it?

[KenP]

Where did you take it?It looks as if he took it from above ground.:giggling:

[dеiтайожни]

That's usually where I like to take my pictures as well.

[jmsspratlin]

Where did you take it?



Believe it or not...in my freaking back yard. I got up early to spray the lawn with this spider/ant killer. When I went around back I saw this guy coiled up on the bank. The pond is about 75 yrds from the house, but still a problem nonetheless! Anyway, I went inside to get the camera and snapped a couple so the wife and my daughter would believe me when I say...Don't go near the pond! I think I got their attention. Also this is mating season (March-July) and believe me, these babies are not afraid of human presence. The edges of the pond have already been trimmed and no over-growth is present. Guess I need to put up a fence to keep them away and my daughter and her friends away from the pond.:o

[jmsspratlin]

It looks as if he took it from above ground.:giggling:


Its an ariel shot from 10,000 ft. I have one of the "power zoom" cameras...for that close-up touch!;) :D

[KenP]

Believe it or not...in my freaking back yard. I got up early to spray the lawn with this spider/ant killer.Get this stuff. I spray it about 4' up the house and 6-10' out on the ground. It works great. Get the big container.

http://www.doyourownpestcontrol.com/demonwp.htm

[jmsspratlin]

Get this stuff. I spray it about 4' up the house and 6-10' out on the ground. It works great. Get the big container.

http://www.doyourownpestcontrol.com/demonwp.htm



Can you buy it in stores, or is it an internet item only?

[KenP]

Can you buy it in stores, or is it an internet item only?Internet. It's illegal in a number of states. :D

It doesn't kill on contact, but kills over time. Very effective and a number of folks on here have used it. That's how I found out about it.

[jmsspratlin]

Internet. It's illegal in a number of states. :D

It doesn't kill on contact, but kills over time. Very effective and a number of folks on here have used it. That's how I found out about it.



Thanks bro, I'll give it a try.:beerchug:

[dеiтайожни]

Believe it or not...in my freaking back yard. I got up early to spray the lawn with this spider/ant killer. When I went around back I saw this guy coiled up on the bank. The pond is about 75 yrds from the house, but still a problem nonetheless! Anyway, I went inside to get the camera and snapped a couple so the wife and my daughter would believe me when I say...Don't go near the pond! I think I got their attention. Also this is mating season (March-July) and believe me, these babies are not afraid of human presence. The edges of the pond have already been trimmed and no over-growth is present. Guess I need to put up a fence to keep them away and my daughter and her friends away from the pond.:o

Maybe I can bring some of my reptilians over for a play date with your reptilians?

[jmsspratlin]

Maybe I can bring some of my reptilians over for a play date with your reptilians?



whatever rings your bell. I try to stay as far away as I can...unless I have a blade in hand. One of my fears is my duaghter playing out back and having her get bit. Guess I'm "over-protective" at times, but just worried is all.

[dеiтайожни]

whatever rings your bell. I try to stay as far away as I can...unless I have a blade in hand. One of my fears is my duaghter playing out back and having her get bit. Guess I'm "over-protective" at times, but just worried is all.

When the pond is full in my backyard, I have to keep a close on the dog at night so he doesn't get eaten by the gators. I try to stay away from the mean ones as much as possible, too. It pretty much sucks when you have to go into the water to clear your boats intake when there are gators on shore... and when you look up they aren't there anymore. I cry just thinking about it.

[jmsspratlin]

When the pond is full in my backyard, I have to keep a close on the dog at night so he doesn't get eaten by the gators. I try to stay away from the mean ones as much as possible, too. It pretty much sucks when you have to go into the water to clear your boats intake when there are gators on shore... and when you look up they aren't there anymore. I cry just thinking about it.



Yeah, I can see where that would def pose a problem. I don't have a problem with the gators...yet. I live in a low-lying area...so I guess its just a matter of time though.:(

[K9sH3]

I try to stay as far away as I can...unless I have a blade in hand. One of my fears is my duaghter playing out back and having her get bit. Guess I'm "over-protective" at times, but just worried is all.

Thats not being 'Over protective", thats being a great Father. Protecting your lil girl is an honor for her and for you.

:beerchug: