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DRTYFN
06-09-2007, 05:21 AM
OMG!!!! :OWNED:Xinfinity
This is from one of the forums I belong to:
This is the latest update I received from a random stranger on myspace, a ****ing incredibly reliable source.

"My friend's brother (who works with [Sheriff Lee] Baca's assistant sheriffs) told me that Paris was released due to a severe, "stress-induced" herpes outbreak. He also said that he heard that the blisters had apparently spread to her anus and had taken on abcess-like features that required more serious medical attention. Thus, after taking into account jail overcrowding, the increasing liability that Paris presents, and Paris's lesions, all things weighed in favor of her being put on home confinement."
:giggling: :giggling: :giggling:
h2co-pilot
06-09-2007, 10:25 AM
GTF OUTTA HERE!!!:jump:
lotus4s
06-09-2007, 03:03 PM
:eek: :eek: :eek: :giggling:
Agriv8r
06-09-2007, 03:14 PM
YEAH RIGHT.. and my brother has a friend that no some one who saw a delivery guy that new somone else who was at 7-11 when they were interviewing a person that knew someone who once drove by somone...BIG WHUP
h2co-pilot
06-09-2007, 03:16 PM
I know what she really threatened them with.
DRTYFN
02-21-2008, 05:32 PM
:OWNED:
KenP
02-21-2008, 07:59 PM
Maybe:
http://www.abovethelaw.com/2007/06/paris_hilton_rash_herpes.php
wpage
02-22-2008, 01:14 AM
Gingivitus. Her breath was so bad Buba was ill!
DRTYFN
02-22-2008, 01:28 AM
Maybe:
http://www.abovethelaw.com/2007/06/paris_hilton_rash_herpes.php

Hilton skipped a humiliating cavity search routinely done on all incoming prisoners, sources said.
"Paris didn't have to go through the cavity search. When bent over, she didn't have to cough," said Saul Reyes, who does maintenance at the women's jail as part of a work-release program.

"She didn't have to spread 'em."
Probably because they could see up in there without any further manipulation required.
Agriv8r
02-22-2008, 05:54 PM
46727

dont be a hater.....
Hummer Aficionado_VT
02-22-2008, 06:21 PM
46727

dont be a hater.....

You've got to be kidding me... Who made that $hit?
Agriv8r
02-22-2008, 06:26 PM
You've got to be kidding me... Who made that $hit?

not sh!t, but a sign of support for a troubled young lady....
KenP
02-22-2008, 06:38 PM
not sh!t, but a sign of support for a troubled young lady....Support Brittany.:drama:
Agriv8r
02-22-2008, 09:50 PM
WHEN SHE SHOWS SOME SKIN.....
KenP
02-22-2008, 10:04 PM
WHEN SHE SHOWS SOME SKIN.....:jump: :jump: :jump:
Adam in CO
02-22-2008, 11:37 PM
that was easy
Agriv8r
02-23-2008, 01:57 AM
boy, that red tape is going to hurt like hell when she pulls it off....
NJ H2
02-23-2008, 05:17 AM
:OWNED:

http://www.elcovaforums.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=46713&stc=1&d=1203611514

Now that is some great intel!! :giggling: :jump:
frenzy1
02-23-2008, 11:03 AM
boy, that red tape is going to hurt like hell when she pulls it off....
:jump: :fdance: