Definition of a gangsta

[marin8703]

:giggling: i got a pretty good chuckle outa this:



gangsta

A gangsta is a complete and utter MORON. Often, the word "gangsta" is used as a taunt, or a witty but insulting comeback. In some countries it is treated as the Michael Jackson of insults. Some prerequisites to be a gangsta are:

- Ignorance
- Inability to read
- Inability to spell
- Inability to wear a hat properly
- Inability to hold a gun
- Inability to choose the proper size of clothing
- Smoke crack cocaine
- Claim to dodge bullets and be poor, so to be be recognized by a group of idiotic 13 year olds as an "idol"
- No common sense
- Don't feel like working hard enough to get a real job
- Kill people because it's "cool"
- Buy $200 dollar shoes
- Buy a huge "bling bling" chain. Or, better yet, dip a chiwawa in chrome and wear it around your neck. Oops, I meant, "yo" neck, holmes.
- Be tough (This is an odd requirement. Most gangstas are tough, but get angry when a white person says the ever popular hilarious word: "nigger". Also see: pussy (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pussy) and omg im offended by words whut shall i do? (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=omg+im+offended+by+words+whut+shal l+i+do%3F)

- Be black (Not always required - a new fad has started in the previously clean and awesome suburbs: white kids seem to want to live in the ghetto, a disgusting place full of thieves, murderers, pimps, extortionists, drug dealers, and thieving murdering pimping extortionist drug dealers. If a ghetto is formed in your society, it is time for a genocide. Often times, these ghettoians will claim to be sick, but they never specify with what. They also claim to be a dope, and I must agree with them. Other phrases include: "yo", "homie", "nigga", "dawg", "frog", and "I'm similar to a squirrel!" (thanks 50 Cent(s))

- Use "AIM" (Apparently, a new wave of gangstas are spawning. You no longer have to be poor to be a gangsta, and you no longer have to use a phone to speak to someone else not with you like a moron. You can now type to other "gangstas" with shortcuts that save you .00000000001 of second. Some of these shortcuts include: "u", "r", "rly", "gy". Gangstas also claim to be "reppasentin da h00d" by sending area codes to other AIMers.?)

In conclusion, "gangstas" are the "Untouchables" in the American caste system.
1. yo homie dat nigga ova dere b madd illin cuz yo he be Gellin like a fealon YA KNAWH WUT IM SAYIN chea

2. Lo and behold the ever popular inner city gangsta! I am wearing an XLLLLLLL shirt, pants around my ankles, Daffy Duck boxers, and a 20 lbs. chain around my neck to improve my appearence! I sell women and treat them like sex objects, which most of them like! I sell illegal substances to "hood rats"! I dance like a moron! I first had sex in 7th grade during lunch in the bathroom with a slut who is now my loving wife! We live in a run down "ghetto" (notice I am using ghetto as an adjective instead of a noun - also popular among today's intelligent and ever so creative youth) apartment with a computer so we can tell all of our friends (using poor grammar of course) how "pimping" we are! WOOOOOOORD!

3. JEAH HOME-EE, I BE BUSTING MAD SLUGS AT LOCAL RESIDENTS IN MY LOCAL "HOOD", SUCH AS GRANDMOTHERS IN DA 139 YO!
by renato (http://www.urbandictionary.com/author.php?author=renato) omg teh ghetto Jun 18, 2005 email it (http://javascript<b></b>:void(0))

[ChiHummer3]

:giggling:

[Agriv8r]

:clapping:

[Steve - SanJose]

lost interest half way down the page...

[marin8703]

lost interest half way down the page...

probly cauze you was insulted gangsta wanabe :D;)

it is very long, but precise, hehe, thought i would share

[Steve - SanJose]

probly cauze you was insulted gangsta wanabe :D;)

it is very long, but precise, hehe, thought i would share

Thanks for sharing, it probably could be reduced to 4 or 5 sentences.:)

[bparker]

W3RD :D

[dеiтайожни]

I'll give you $11.03 if you go on foot to MLK, recite that list and come out unscathed. :giggling:

[marin8703]

I'll give you $11.03 if you go on foot to MLK, recite that list and come out unscathed. :giggling:

haha, very good proposition, can i sleep on it? howd you come up with the $11.03 anyways. isnt that like 2 packs of condoms, no tax?

[dеiтайожни]

haha, very good proposition, can i sleep on it? howd you come up with the $11.03 anyways. isnt that like 2 packs of condoms, no tax?

You can sleep on it but the offer is only good until 6am EST. After that it's $6.71. Not sure about the condom prices, only sailors use those.

[DennisAJC]

haha, very good proposition, can i sleep on it? howd you come up with the $11.03 anyways. isnt that like 2 packs of condoms, no tax?

:giggling: :jump: :giggling:

[usetosellhummer]

Hummer Gansta's
That's Wack:dancingbanana:

[K9sH3]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xEzGIuY7kw&mode=related&search=

[jmsspratlin]

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s178/jmsspratlin/gangster_big11.jpg

[marin8703]

hahaha, i love white n nerdy, thats my theme song.:giggling:

[h2co-pilot]

http://www.sikhnet.com/Sikhnet%5Cdirectory.nsf/68F9D9D6916B253987256BC6005DE051/$file/bib%20gangsta.jpg

[jmsspratlin]

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s178/jmsspratlin/sesamestreetgansta.jpg

[LR wolf]

the lowest element of a society, reflects more on the state of said society.
If you made more of an effort to help your poor, such characters would not exist:twak:

[Hummer Aficionado_VT]

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s178/jmsspratlin/gangster_big11.jpg

My friend has that as a t-shirt. :clapping:

[Hummer Aficionado_VT]

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s178/jmsspratlin/gangster_big11.jpg

My friend has that as a t-shirt. :clapping:

[RubHer Yellow Ducky]

You better worry about this first before GANGSTA


> I don't think that Americans want to believe this but maybe it is time you take a look at what is happening
To OUR country! We are selling out to any minority as long as they have $$$$$$$$
>
> "You old white people. It is your duty to die."
>
> HISPANIC LEADERS SPEAK OUT!
>
> "Go back to Boston! Go back to Plymouth Rock, Pilgrims! Get out!
> We are the future. You are old and tired. Go on. We have beaten you.
> Leave like beaten rats. You old white people. It is your duty to
> die. Through love of having children, we are going to take over.
>> Augustin Cebada, Brown Berets:
>
> "They're afraid we're going to take over the governmental institutions
> and other institutions. They're right. We will take them over . . .
> We are here to stay." Richard Alatorre, Los Angeles City Council.
>
> "The American Southwest seems to be slowly returning to the jurisdiction
> of Mexico without firing a single shot." Excelsior, the national newspaper of Mexico :
>
> "We have an aging white America . They are not making babies. They are
> dying. The explosion is in our population . .. I love it. They are
> ****ting in their pants with fear. I love it."
Professor Jose Angel Gutierrez, University of Texas
>
> "Remember 187--proposition to deny taxpayer funds for services to
> non-citizens--was the last gasp of white America in California ."
Art Torres, Chairman of the California Democratic Party,
>
> "We are politicizing every single one of these new citizens that are
> becoming citizens of this country . . . I gotta tell you that a lot of
> people are saying, "I'm going to go out there and vote because I want
> to pay them back."
Gloria Molina, Los Angeles County Supervisor,
>
>
> "California is going to be a Hispanic state. Anyone who doesn't like it
> should leave."
Mario Obledo, California Coalition of Hispanic
> Organizations and California State Secretary of Health, Education and
> Welfare under Governor Jerry Brown, also awarded the Presidential Medal
> of Freedom by President Bill Clinton
>
> "We are practicing 'La Reconquista' in California ."
Jose Pescador Osuna, Mexican Consul General ,
>
> "We need to avoid a white backlash by using codes understood by Latinos"
> Professor Fernando Guerra, Loyola Marymount University
>
> Are these just the words of a few extremists? Consider that we could fill up many pages with such quotes.
Also, consider that these are mainstream Mexican leaders.
>
> THE U.S. VS MEXICO: On February 15, 1998, the U.S. and Mexican soccer
> teams met at the Los Angeles Coliseum. The crowd was overwhelmingly
> pro-Mexican even though most lived in this country. They booed during
> the National Anthem and U.S. flags were held upside down. As the match
> progressed, supporters of the U.S. team were insulted, pelted with
> projectiles, punched and spat upon. Beer and trash were thrown at the
> U.S. players before and after the match. The coach of the U.S. team,
> Steve Sampson said, "This was the most painful experience I have ever
> had in this profession."
>
> Did you know that immigrants from Mexico and other non-European
> countries can come to this country and get preferences in jobs,
> education, and government contracts?
>
> Corporate America has signed on to the idea that minorities and third
> world immigrants should get special, privileged status. Some examples
> are Exxon Texaco, Merrill Lynch, Boeing, Paine Weber, Starbucks and many
> more.
>
> DID YOU KNOW?: Did you know that Mexico regularly intercedes on the side
> of the defense in criminal cases involving Mexican nationals? Did you
> know that Mexico has NEVER extradited a Mexican national accused of
> murder in the U.S. in spite of agreements to do so? According to the
> L.A. Times, Orange County California is home to 275 gangs with 17,000
> members; 98% of which are Mexican and Asian. How's your county doing?
>
> Is education important to you? Here are the words of a teacher who spent
> over 20 years in the Los Angeles School system. "Imagine teachers in
> classes containing 30-40 students of widely varying attention spans and
> motivation, many of whom aren't fluent in English. Educators seek
> learning materials likely to reach the majority of students and that
> means fewer words and math problems and more pictures and multicultural
> references."
>
> : When I was young, I remember hearing about the
> immigrants that came through Ellis Island. They wanted to learn
> English. They wanted to breathe free. They wanted to become Americans.
> Now too many immigrants come here with demands. They demand to be
> taught in their own language. They demand special
> privileges--affirmative action. They demand ethnic studies that
> glorify their culture.
>
> Note: The news this morning (6/25/07) Two different white children
> refused enrollment to schools because "too many white children in
> school"! God help us!

[h2co-pilot]

the lowest element of a society, reflects more on the state of said society.
If you made more of an effort to help your poor, such characters would not exist:twak:

:rolleyes: :yawn: :rolleyes:

[jmsspratlin]

:clapping: :twak: