OMG. Canada raises it's security alert.

[DennisAJC]

To green and three-quarters.

Seriously considering locking my doors and windows on Tuesdays between 1pm and 3pm now. Disturbing.

[Steve - SanJose]

Wrong time of the year to hibernate I guess.

[dеiтайожни]

To green and three-quarters.

Seriously considering locking my doors and windows on Tuesdays between 1pm and 3pm now. Disturbing.

That's scary.. but reminds me of that fat guys documentary about guns. The Canadian lady said, oh of course not, we don't lock our doors. Then after being asked if she has ever had her house robbed, she said yes, twice. :giggling: Everyone has been robbed there, it's far from safe, you guys just aren't smart! :dancingbanana:

[marin8703]

To green and three-quarters.

Seriously considering locking my doors and windows on Tuesdays between 1pm and 3pm now. Disturbing.

:giggling: be safe.

[NJ H2]

To green and three-quarters.

Seriously considering locking my doors and windows on Tuesdays between 1pm and 3pm now. Disturbing.

The reason for the raise in Canada's security alert is all the "Peanut Free" products Canada is exporting. From what my sources tell me Switzerland is a little pissed off at Canada for taking away a small part of the "Peanut free" Chocolate dollars and as we speak are now forming Secret Chocolate super cells to do a drive by dipping of some Canadian Citizens!
You can read all about the Peanut Free products Canada is exporting by clicking this Link: http://allergyware.wordpress.com/2006/08/19/more-peanut-free-products-from-canada/

[marin8703]

The reason for the raise in Canada's security alert is all the "Peanut Free" products Canada is exporting. From what my sources tell me Switzerland is a little pissed off at Canada for taking away a small part of the "Peanut free" Chocolate dollars and as we speak are now forming Secret Chocolate super cells to do a drive by dipping of some Canadian Citizens!
You can read all about the Peanut Free products Canada is exporting by clicking this Link: http://allergyware.wordpress.com/2006/08/19/more-peanut-free-products-from-canada/

:eek: OMG!!! its all over now, noooooooo:eek: this was eventually gona happen:giggling:

[DennisAJC]

:eek: OMG!!! its all over now, noooooooo:eek: this was eventually gona happen:giggling:
:jump:

Actually, it's the Chinese we're worried about. 70% of America'a toothpaste comes from Canada and ever since China was caught putting poison in their toothpaste, Canada took over that market.


All your cavities are belong to us.:p:fdance:

[DRTYFN]

:jump:

Actually, it's the Chinese we're worried about. 70% of America'a toothpaste comes from Canada and ever since China was caught putting poison in their toothpaste, Canada took over that market.


All your cavities are belong to us.:p:fdance:
At least all British people are safe from the toothpaste poisonings.:giggling: :jump:

[Steve - SanJose]

Good thing the US is there to defend Canada too.

[-=Mac=-]

Good thing the US is there to defend Canada too.
But who will protect us from the US? :twak:

-Mac

[DennisAJC]

But who will protect us from the US? :twak:

-Mac
Don't worry, we control their toothpaste.:jump:


"He who controls the toothpaste, controls the world."

[h2co-pilot]

:jump:

Actually, it's the Chinese we're worried about. 70% of America'a toothpaste comes from Canada and ever since China was caught putting poison in their toothpaste, Canada took over that market.


All your cavities are belong to us.:p:fdance:

OMG :jump:


At least all British people are safe from the toothpaste poisonings.:giggling: :jump:

:dancingbanana: :jump: :dancingbanana:

[Agriv8r]

have you seen their teeth....might be safe from the toothpaste, but something is getting through...

[NJ H2]

"He who controls the toothpaste, controls the world."


:iagree: :jump:

[Steve - SanJose]

But who will protect us from the US? :twak:

-Mac

Nobody would step up to that.:D