Big Z
08-23-2007, 12:42 AM
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and
have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the
girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to
go out and make love for the first time.
The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a
trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist
it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about
an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about
condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks
the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or
family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks
he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets
his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my
parents, come on in! "The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner
table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly
offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy
is still deep in prayer, with his head down. 10 minutes pass, and
still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his
head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend,
"I had no idea you were this religious." The boy turns,
and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a
pharmacist!
have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the
girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to
go out and make love for the first time.
The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a
trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist
it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about
an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about
condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks
the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or
family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks
he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets
his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my
parents, come on in! "The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner
table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly
offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy
is still deep in prayer, with his head down. 10 minutes pass, and
still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his
head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend,
"I had no idea you were this religious." The boy turns,
and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a
pharmacist!