Can you guys help me become a post whore?

[DennisAJC]

I've got alot of time on my hands right now. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_frown.gif

[DennisAJC]

I've got alot of time on my hands right now. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_frown.gif

[DRTYFN]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DennisAJC:
I've got alot of time on my hands right now. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_frown.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Super ghey.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif
Did you send my shiite? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[DennisAJC]

I'll send it tommorrow porch monkey. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[DRTYFN]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DennisAJC:
I'll send it tommorrow porch monkey. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I'm so offended and hurt.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif You bamboo n*****.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[Dan]

bump (pad) http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[HummerNewbie]

It appears that you have already reached that status for the night http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[Frenzy]

You scare me... http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[KenP]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DennisAJC:
I've got alot of time on my hands right now. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_frown.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Build one of these. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[Cranky Steve]

Drty can show you how to Man-Whore Portland style. Not sure if your wife will approve ..... http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif

[VTSTOMPER]

Some more hot things...

[Dan]

*coughpadcough* http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_redface.gif

[PARAGON]

paddington

[h2co-pilot]

Aw! I forgot about paddington bear!http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

[PARAGON]

I was looking at my textpad and noticed that I was diagnosed with PAD. I was so drunk I could barely see the dialpad on my phone to call my wife who was back at the pad. She was busy drawing lily pads on her new voodoopad notebook and was also making full use of the maxipad that time of the month.

I told her to get my phonepad so I could call another doctor but since my place was really just a bachelor's pad before she moved in, she couldn't find anything. Of course, she used that as a launchpad to start bitching at me about redoing the apartment and I just simply told her to hush an look in the drawer next to the mousepad. While I was jotting down some stuff on my scratch pad she told me the drawer had a padlock on it..............

Ok, I quit. That was the pollock way of padding.

[PARAGON]

PADdy cake

[PARAGON]

PADdy cake!

[PARAGON]

Sushi Chef

[PARAGON]

Roll the rice

[PARAGON]

and

Roll the rice

[PARAGON]

and

Then you roller press