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h2itis
05-26-2006, 11:50 AM
I'm building it when I get home.

I think the easiest thing to do is to take the pics of the ass-vipers on that site and do commentary on them, since they're obviously all such winners. Obviously, the "our brothers and sisters in the Middle East dying for oil" comment on the front page deserves special attention, considering a) I am sitting in Baghdad right now and one of my primary thoughts is "what else can I do to my H2 to make it suck more gas" and b) the number of military guys on this site alone that drive Hummers. I don't know - maybe military guys are fighting for the rights of Americans to drive whatever the hell they want to drive...

I also get a chuckle at the number of comments the guys on that site make about seeing a Hummer with a "trophy wife driving" or a "woman that looked like Barbie" getting out of it. I don't see the problem there - it's actually pretty hot, IMO. Fags. :D

Anyway, that domain (fufuh2.com) is taken, so I'll have to find another, but this is going to bring me a lot of happiness...

If anyone wants to contribute any material, feel free to let me know, I'll gladly add it.
GLBLWARMR
05-26-2006, 01:23 PM
You should name the website www.fu.environmentalfriendly.gassaving.priusfaggot s.mayahummerrunyoudown.kissmyas*.wehateyoumore.com (http://www.fu.environmentalfriendly.gassaving.priusfaggot s.mayahummerrunyoudown.kissmyas*.wehateyoumore.com )

Or something like that. Then we have to post pics of people pissing on the environmentally safe vehicles instead flipping them off. Or maybe crapping on their windshields.
h2itis
05-26-2006, 01:45 PM
That works too... Good thinking!
CO Hummer
05-26-2006, 03:10 PM
I'm building it when I get home.


Do it!

I love to add some commentary. :D
NoMoGMPG
05-26-2006, 03:15 PM
Did you try FUfuH2.ORG or FUfuH2.EDU or FUfuH2.TV

There are more than just *.COM domains.

Dave
31_bandits
05-26-2006, 08:01 PM
i would love to contribute material, commentary, or whatever. i dig fuh2 in a funny way, for the reasons you mentioned.

"thinks he's so rich"
"rich a-hole"
the barbie stuff
when the put H3s up on accident, not knowing that they did

I will be of what service i can.
h2itis
05-26-2006, 08:08 PM
Well, I have some great news (thanks dеiтайожни).
Fufuh2.com is actually available.

Well, not anymore, because I own it...

So let the beatings begin - all of your contributions will be greatly appreciated. I want to have a commentary section about their submissions and a section of people flipping off tree-hugger rides (but none of that being secretive, doing it from behind them, hiding bull**** either - be proud to tell them to f*ck themselves...)

fufuh2.com - Coming SOON!
NoMoGMPG
05-26-2006, 08:13 PM
Well, I have some great news (thanks dеiтайожни).
Fufuh2.com is actually available.

Well, not anymore, because I own it...

So let the beatings begin - all of your contributions will be greatly appreciated. I want to have a commentary section about their submissions and a section of people flipping off tree-hugger rides (but none of that being secretive, doing it from behind them, hiding bull**** either - be proud to tell them to f*ck themselves...)

fufuh2.com - Coming SOON!

Nice! I can't wait to park my beast on their hood, then waiting for their mouths to fall open in disbelief so I can piss into them like a champagne fountain! :D
dеiтайожни
05-26-2006, 08:18 PM
Here is something I did a couple weeks ago making fun of how clueless they are.

fuh2 screenshot (http://img106.imageshack.us/img106/8594/fuh2s7wb.gif)
h2itis
05-26-2006, 08:19 PM
Nice! I can't wait to park my beast on their hood, then waiting for their mouths to fall open in disbelief so I can piss into them like a champagne fountain! :D

Damn, looks like I need to make a disclaimer already... I do not encourage gay bash----ok, I do.
devilsfan
05-26-2006, 08:20 PM
Aren't you out of Iraq yet?????

Let me know when you get the site running, my Photoshop is open and ready. :D

Stacy
h2itis
05-26-2006, 08:27 PM
I leave in less than 36 hours!!!

Feel free (and that goes for anyone) to take pictures of yourselves flipping off any car that gets more than 20mpg, driving over a hybrid, or just whipping the everliving piss out of some hippy.

Kicking Cindy Sheehan's fat ass will get you in the fufuh2.com Hall of Fame...
h2itis
05-26-2006, 08:29 PM
Here is something I did a couple weeks ago making fun of how clueless they are.

fuh2 screenshot (http://img106.imageshack.us/img106/8594/fuh2s7wb.gif)

Absolutely priceless... :D
HummBob
05-26-2006, 08:44 PM
This will be FUN:D
KenP
05-26-2006, 08:46 PM
Here is something I did a couple weeks ago making fun of how clueless they are.

fuh2 screenshot (http://img106.imageshack.us/img106/8594/fuh2s7wb.gif)Idiots.:D
31_bandits
05-26-2006, 11:03 PM
Here is something I did a couple weeks ago making fun of how clueless they are.

fuh2 screenshot (http://img106.imageshack.us/img106/8594/fuh2s7wb.gif)

that's pretty darn funny, man! :D
DDWH
05-26-2006, 11:07 PM
This is going to be fun!:D :D
PARAGON
05-26-2006, 11:14 PM
i would love to contribute material, commentary, or whatever. i dig fuh2 in a funny way, for the reasons you mentioned.

"thinks he's so rich"
"rich a-hole"
the barbie stuff
when the put H3s up on accident, not knowing that they did

I will be of what service i can.sure.....

who are you?
DennisAJC
05-26-2006, 11:24 PM
About damn time!:D Let the good times roll!
Hummer Guy
05-26-2006, 11:47 PM
this could get interesting..
Alan06SUT
05-26-2006, 11:53 PM
Here is something I did a couple weeks ago making fun of how clueless they are.

fuh2 screenshot (http://img106.imageshack.us/img106/8594/fuh2s7wb.gif)

HA I love it!
ROX
05-27-2006, 12:27 AM
Oh pleaze. That's so immature.:rolleyes:

I HAVE THE BEST ENTRY!!!!:D :p
GeorgeSSSS
05-31-2006, 07:02 AM
Did anyone here post the info about a Chevy Tahoe being more environmentally friendly than a Prius? Not a joke, it has to do with the environmental and energy costs of making the monster batteries and exotic materials in the Prius and the disposing of them vs. the simplicity of the Tahoe. My guess is that about the same analysis would apply to an H2. If someone wants all the details, I can track them down.

That would be something to cram down the tree hugger's throats.

BTW: Ethanol is a net energy loser -- -- it costs more energy to make ethanol than the substance gives off in combustion. It would never pay in the U.S. without tax subsidies. Therefore, we are paying income taxes to underwrite uneconomic fuel. We have the bull**** "environmental" lobby that has its shoe on the throat of the democratic senators to thank for that fiasco.

George SSSS
31_bandits
05-31-2006, 07:50 AM
http://www.cnwmr.com/nss-folder/automotiveenergy

there is the link to the study that George SSSS posted about.


I just downloaded the big 500k spreadsheet, which is new. the study tracks the energy consumed in the making, designing, using, and disposing of a typical vehicle based on typical life-span and other things. its incredibly thorough in its inclusions - it includes miles driven by engineers, etc.

But i'm not entirely sure what it means. For example, the costs are extremely high in overall dollars, and in dollars per mile, and i don't think this can be directly correlated to oil consumption or whatever. perhaps this is up the alley of one of you folks.

but, yes, the prius's estimated cost/mile is $3.25-$4.08

The H2s is $3.03 to $3.38

those are the low-estimates to the high-estimates.



but before we celebrate too much and publicize this report and its results, know that the jeepers creepers crowd has it way over us hummerdingers - the Wrangler is bone-cheap, at $0.60 to $0.80. that's like the third lowest vehicle on the planet. The H2 is more like 200th.
31_bandits
05-31-2006, 07:51 AM
the comany is CNW marketing research, www.cnwmr.com, if you search for hummer CNW or prius CNW you can find a variety of wild flaming rebuttals of this study, and basically (as usual) nobody with a hummer freaking out about much.

ever notice that? hummer drivers don't often flame anybody, but are often flamed? i'm sure there's a valuable point hidden in that somewhere.
CO Hummer
05-31-2006, 02:29 PM
I'm thinking about buy the FUFUFUH2.com domain.
DRTYFN
05-31-2006, 04:51 PM
http://www.cnwmr.com/nss-folder/automotiveenergy

but before we celebrate too much and publicize this report and its results, know that the jeepers creepers crowd has it way over us hummerdingers - the Wrangler is bone-cheap, at $0.60 to $0.80. that's like the third lowest vehicle on the planet. The H2 is more like 200th.

Yeah, because tinfoil is cheap.
Aubs
06-01-2006, 05:54 AM
Yeah, because tinfoil is cheap.

I like tinfoil. It sparks in the microwave.
dochummer
06-01-2006, 06:55 AM
I like tinfoil. It sparks in the microwave.

I still need to construct one of those beanies....:D
31_bandits
06-01-2006, 11:23 AM
Yeah, because tinfoil is cheap.

:D :D :D :D

but the svelte sumptious, aromatic interior of a jeep compensates for that. :D
Aubs
06-01-2006, 06:29 PM
I still need to construct one of those beanies....:D

The kind that keep the aliens from reading your brainwaves?:p
OldHiker
06-02-2006, 05:50 PM
Use this photo of my truck that made their website. Guess reading was not required where they went to school. You can almost tell that it is a Hummer.:D

Is that the sorriest face you ever saw? Almost like he is embarrassed to be doing it?
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robd1
06-08-2006, 02:04 AM
I was seriously thinking about buying an H2 SUT for the last month or 2 now and I was undecided until I found the FUH2 site. I bought a brand new loaded Ford Lariat extra cab last year that only has 4k miles on it and I was feelling guilty about trading it so soon and taking the $$ hit to buy a new vehicle. When I found the FUH2 site my decision was made, I'm getting an H2.

The people supporting the FUH2 site will hide behind the pretense that it is all about the environment yet it is really just a case of class envy IMO. My wife and I are now working 14 hour days to establish our new business and we are doing well. I have no sympathy for these tree-huggers that have enough time in their day to take pictures of themselves flipping off hummers. The gauge on my Ford Lariat says I'm only getting 10.3 MPG. Should I take a picture of myself flipping off my gas-burning Ford in front of the Hummer dealership when I buy my new H2 and send to FUH2? Nah, they would never post it.

Rob
dеiтайожни
06-08-2006, 02:16 AM
They aren't just treehuggers, they are also dominatrixes! Show no sympathy for either.

http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/3272/fu6ra.gif

It's not 100% proven, but with the accusations, and hatred towards something that shows male dominance. It's good enough for me!

I think we should add a section about what the "real" FUH2 is about. I submitted that stretch h2 with the dom logo on it getting flipped off .. but they haven't updated in awhile. :mad:

Anyhow, the site needs to start being developed already!
ree
06-08-2006, 04:01 AM
Dei, nice deduction :rolleyes:, especially given that there are like 437 other domains hosted on that IP (http://whois.webhosting.info/216.227.215.97). You sure it's not a conspiracy with the Goths over at gothbaskets.com or maybe Bill Meyer of billmeyersphotography.com has a closet anti-hummer fetish and is really the lone submitter of all the hateful pictures. ;)
ree
06-08-2006, 04:01 AM
H2itis, build it and we will come.
dеiтайожни
06-08-2006, 04:22 AM
Like I said, it's not 100%. But I've read on here that it's the same owner for both sites. The dom is a web designer in one of the most hummer hater regions of the world, and the 2 sites happen to be hosted on the same server. It's good enough for me. And if it's not true, oh well .. it's only slandering a tree hugger that doesn't like you.