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khiarrr
07-07-2005, 03:12 AM
Has anybody found any funny bumper stickers about Hummers?
I'm trying to find a really funny one that's worth putting. It goes against my pledge not to do anything like that, but if there's one good enough, I might.
If I don't find any special Hummer ones, I'll stick with a "Save the Environment" sticker, just to piss those greenies off. I'll get more honks and fingers, but thats ok.
khiarrr
07-07-2005, 03:12 AM
Has anybody found any funny bumper stickers about Hummers?
I'm trying to find a really funny one that's worth putting. It goes against my pledge not to do anything like that, but if there's one good enough, I might.
If I don't find any special Hummer ones, I'll stick with a "Save the Environment" sticker, just to piss those greenies off. I'll get more honks and fingers, but thats ok.
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HeimenHummer
07-07-2005, 05:42 AM
Hahahaha! Good one KenP.
Slingshot
07-07-2005, 12:36 PM
I thought the small willy thing was for a guy in a Vette?
mbdougl
07-07-2005, 01:13 PM
http://www.stickergiant.com/Merchant2/merchant.mvc?Scre...&Product_Code=mcs173 (http://www.stickergiant.com/Merchant2/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Product_Code=mcs173) http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif
Did khiarrr want funny or stupid?
Let's not post stupid/derogatory ones!
My $0.02
Ric
DRTYFN
07-07-2005, 02:56 PM
This will get you some attention.
Smyley
07-07-2005, 03:59 PM
I've got one that I won't be putting on my H2 but it says Real women don't drive Hummers they give Hummers. I think we can do both!!
DRTYFN
07-07-2005, 04:05 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Smyley:
I've got one that I won't be putting on my H2 but it says Real women don't drive Hummers they give Hummers. I think we can do both!! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
That's so derogatory to women. I'm so offended.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif
(I'm going out wheeling tonight. Wanna go?http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif)
h2co-pilot
07-07-2005, 05:04 PM
Uh oh http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif, Drty and Smyley sittin' in a tree. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
Smyley
07-07-2005, 05:12 PM
What time? I'm at the gym until after 7.
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Smyley:
I've got one that I won't be putting on my H2 but it says Real women don't drive Hummers they give Hummers. I think we can do both!! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
That's so derogatory to women. I'm so offended.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif
(I'm going out wheeling tonight. Wanna go?http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif) </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
DRTYFN
07-07-2005, 06:58 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Smyley:
What time? I'm at the gym until after 7.
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Smyley:
I've got one that I won't be putting on my H2 but it says Real women don't drive Hummers they give Hummers. I think we can do both!! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
That's so derogatory to women. I'm so offended.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif
(I'm going out wheeling tonight. Wanna go?http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif) </div></BLOCKQUOTE> </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
You know you're not going wheeling. Especially not with those shiny bling bling rims.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
Smyley
07-07-2005, 07:05 PM
Don't be a hater you know you like my bling!
DRTYFN
07-07-2005, 07:13 PM
I'd like for you to get it muddy so I could rinse it off with some beer whiz.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
Smyley
07-07-2005, 07:19 PM
Is that what you call it now old man?
ChuckE
07-07-2005, 07:19 PM
I found a collection of bumper stickers, but sorry, none were Hummer related.
Anyway, here they are. A few are pretty funny...
DennisAJC
07-07-2005, 07:29 PM
That's some funny stuff! Some even worthy to stick on my bumper. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
HummerNewbie
07-07-2005, 08:29 PM
Get a room http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
Harley
07-08-2005, 12:33 AM
...not a bumpersticker but it could be... this is one of my fav's...
h2co-pilot
07-08-2005, 02:13 AM
Okay, scotch out the nose is not funny. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
Actually- it would be champagne tonight. Wee! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
Harley
07-08-2005, 02:26 AM
lol... the scotch thing is mine... i do that on a semi regular basis here...
no nose hair'd.... K
h2co-pilot
07-08-2005, 02:44 AM
http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif ooh ooh a hummer one http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
h2co-pilot
07-08-2005, 02:46 AM
http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
h2co-pilot
07-08-2005, 02:48 AM
http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif
h2co-pilot
07-08-2005, 02:49 AM
. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
Harley
07-08-2005, 03:01 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Okay, scotch out the nose is not funny.
Actually- it would be champagne tonight. Wee! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
What kind of champagne?? I know scotch leaves you blind in one eye for a while...
K
I have to address this throw-up garbage:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
I'd like for you to get it muddy so I could rinse it off with some beer whiz.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE><BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content"> Originally posted by Smyley:
Is that what you call it now old man? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Something funny, and fishy, is going on here. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Harley:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Okay, scotch out the nose is not funny.
Actually- it would be champagne tonight. Wee! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
What kind of champagne?? I know scotch leaves you blind in one eye for a while...
K </div></BLOCKQUOTE>So can the right kind of champagne. cough.. cough... laugh... cough....
ChuckE
07-08-2005, 04:21 AM
H2co-co, here, if you wanted it cleaned up.
I saw a license plate frame on an H2 that said:
"It's not a compensator, it's an indicator."
The plate said "GOTAHUM".
Harley
07-08-2005, 01:18 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">"It's not a compensator, it's an indicator."
The plate said "GOTAHUM". </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Now I LIKE that one!!
K
DennisAJC
07-08-2005, 01:47 PM
I have this one but still hesitate to put it on. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
"Compensating for my small...Children!"
Orbital H2
07-08-2005, 02:23 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">lol... the scotch thing is mine... i do that on a semi regular basis here... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Did I hear Scotch? Have you tried that Compass Box - Peat Monster yet?
RasterMaster
07-08-2005, 03:27 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by khiarrr:
Has anybody found any funny bumper stickers about Hummers?
I'm trying to find a really funny one that's worth putting. It goes against my pledge not to do anything like that, but if there's one good enough, I might.
If I don't find any special Hummer ones, I'll stick with a "Save the Environment" sticker, just to piss those greenies off. I'll get more honks and fingers, but thats ok. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Harley
07-08-2005, 07:38 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Orbital H2:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">lol... the scotch thing is mine... i do that on a semi regular basis here... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Did I hear Scotch? Have you tried that Compass Box - Peat Monster yet? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
No, but this is what I've been stuck on lately... pretty good!!
DRTYFN
07-08-2005, 07:42 PM
http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif<span class="ev_code_WHITE">I know who needs one of these stickers.</span>
Harley
07-08-2005, 07:45 PM
...drove over one too many curbs, said one too many things and fought too many fights on the agave... the wife has forbidden it!!
http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_frown.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_redface.gif
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif<span class="ev_code_WHITE">I know who needs one of these stickers.</span> </div></BLOCKQUOTE> http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif
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