What the heck is this????

[Dan]

http://www.imakenews.com/autospies/e_article000201346.cfm

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[Dan]

http://www.imakenews.com/autospies/e_article000201346.cfm

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SUT on order 12/02. 11 months down, 7 to go!
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[Queen Sheba]

Everyone is speculating what General Motors will do next. What they don't realize is that just because it's hot in the kitchen, don't mean that GM is gettin' out!

"I don't believe that life is supposed to make you feel good, or to make you feel miserable either. Life is just supposed to make you feel"

[Zing]

Changing the dimensions as described for the H2 will not be appealing to me. The other alledged improvements are interesting. But I like mine the way it is.

[1BADH2]

Why does GM have to make everything lower to the ground. It's a F!@# Hummer!! If people want a car, buy a car http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif

[argonaut]

Lower my ass. what so more stupid soccer moms can buy them as mall cruisers. That's what the butt ugly escalade is for. Crap, that pisses me off. This is a hummer. That means ground clearance. I have an idea, why don't theymake it with gear driven hubs like the H1. Then they could maximize the clearance. Oh wait, that will mess up the interior space... Please please please don't lower it...

[ckhagman]

I wouldn't even worry about what they say on that page. If they lowered it 9 inches it would be lower than the H1.

Geared hubs would not change the interior space in anyway shape or form.

If you want geared hubs why don't you just get an H1. The price of an H2 with geared hubs would make the price close enough to an H1 anyway.

[89vette]

Butt ugly Escalade? I think they are sweet. BTW, they have more ground clearance than our H2's!

03 Sunset H2!
89 Vette
02 Escalade

[duraMAX]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by argonaut:
This is a hummer.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

No it's not...it's a Tahoe for men with small penises

[Buckeye Hummer]

Wait, wait, wait. Think about what they are doing. They are lowering the height of the vehicle NOT making the clearance worse. There is nothing wrong with lowering the height (I think) because it will improve the vehicles stability and make it look more like an H1, which is quite a bit lower than the H2 anyway. I'm sure it's all good stuff and I doubt GM will make it less agressive but MORE agressive.

[Buckeye Hummer]

duraMAX,

Where have you been? We've all been waiting for you. You'll meet some interesting people like Dennis, DRTY, Argo and maybe even Steve.

Now tell us what you think of H2's and be honest.

[unaslob]

i thought that the door was closed on the diesel option. unaslob

Corsa Sport exhaust(offroad 'tip'), Gobi rack w/ lights & w/roof mounted tire w/ ladder, Warn Winch with rear power, Dual Wolo Airhorns w/ lanyard valve, Hadley Aircompressor 130PSI, 14" airtank, front and rear quick disconnects for air, Cobra 75 WX CB, Dual 4' Firestik fiberglass whips, front tinted windows, 7" Homer Simpson decal (teehee)!

[H2Doc]

Maybe a 6 cylinder turbo diesel.

[unaslob]

could be... but I didnt think that there was a V6 diesel by GM... I thought they had a inline 6. anybody out there???

unaslob

Corsa Sport exhaust(offroad 'tip'), Gobi rack w/ lights & w/roof mounted tire w/ ladder, Warn Winch with rear power, Dual Wolo Airhorns w/ lanyard valve, Hadley Aircompressor 130PSI, 14" airtank, front and rear quick disconnects for air, Cobra 75 WX CB, Dual 4' Firestik fiberglass whips, front tinted windows, 7" Homer Simpson decal (teehee)!

[89vette]

I'm sure it will be a Duramax. The current style won't accept a Duramax but I bet the new one will. I'm sure GM will keep the current style for years to come.

Duramax, Hummers have nothing to do with penis size. Tahoes are for guys like you that can't afford Hummers. That's all. Better get back to work, smells like the burgers are buring. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

03 Sunset H2!
89 Vette
02 Escalade

[duraMAX]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by 89vette:
I'm sure it will be a Duramax. The current style won't accept a Duramax but I bet the new one will. I'm sure GM will keep the current style for years to come.

Duramax, Hummers have nothing to do with penis size. Tahoes are for guys like you that can't afford Hummers. That's all. Better get back to work, smells like the burgers are buring. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

03 Sunset H2!
89 Vette
02 Escalade
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Whatever you say stubby... My dislike for "H2's" has nothing to do w/ my income (I make plenty, btw). H2's are all show and no go (I've browsed through the "off-road" pictures and videos on this forum).

[Buckeye Hummer]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Whatever you say stubby... My dislike for "H2's" has nothing to do w/ my income (I make plenty, btw).<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Umm, right DuraMax. Plenty is certainly relative. Your hourly job is not enough to support the purchase of a Hummer or any vehicle over 20k. Chevy or Kia probably make a vehicle for you. You can also pick up a base Honda Element (it's boxy like a Hummer) and then maybe you will feel like you fit in even though you still won't. I'm not sure if you'll be able to follow a Hummer though in your Chevy Malibu or Geo Metro but maybe you can hang out at the bar afterward. Some bars will carry beers you can afford like Schaeffar Lite and Schlitz, that's ok, it's good for you.

Does your boss allow you to surf the internet during your 30 minute lunch hour? That's a nice perk.

[tanklizard]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Whatever you say stubby... My dislike for "H2's" has nothing to do w/ my income (I make plenty, btw). H2's are all show and no go (I've browsed through the "off-road" pictures and videos on this forum).<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Here, have a steaming, hot cup of STFU to go with that big bowl of stupid you've been eating.

[duraMAX]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Buckeye Hummer:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Whatever you say stubby... My dislike for "H2's" has nothing to do w/ my income (I make plenty, btw).<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Umm, right DuraMax. Plenty is certainly relative. Your hourly job is not enough to support the purchase of a Hummer or any vehicle over 20k. Chevy or Kia probably make a vehicle for you. You can also pick up a base Honda Element (it's boxy like a Hummer) and then maybe you will feel like you fit in even though you still won't. I'm not sure if you'll be able to follow a Hummer though in your Chevy Malibu or Geo Metro but maybe you can hang out at the bar afterward. Some bars will carry beers you can afford like Schaeffar Lite and Schlitz, that's ok, it's good for you.

Does your boss allow you to surf the internet during your 30 minute lunch hour? That's a nice perk.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Why do you equate my not liking H2's to a low salary? I'm an attorney and I practice business law at a large firm. Lately I've been primarily doing Article 9 work - secured transactions. I also do quite a bit of entity selection and business planning work. I have an M5 and a 4Runner - both of which are excellent vehicles. My wife is a CPA who works for a "final four" accounting firm in Audit and Advisory Services. Our income is well into the 6-figure range. Don't make stupid assumptions about my lifestyle because of my dislike for a useless SUV that is used by most people primarily to make up for deficiencies in other areas.

Am I the wealthiest person here? I'm sure I'm not. Then again, I'm still in my mid-twenties, so I have lots of time to earn more money. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

[duraMAX]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by tanklizard:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Whatever you say stubby... My dislike for "H2's" has nothing to do w/ my income (I make plenty, btw). H2's are all show and no go (I've browsed through the "off-road" pictures and videos on this forum).<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Here, have a steaming, hot cup of STFU to go with that big bowl of stupid you've been eating.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

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[Buckeye Hummer]

THAT is the funniest thing I have heard this year on the forum! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

You are kidding right?

You post this:

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>No it's not...it's a Tahoe for men with small penises<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

and then this:

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>I'm an attorney and I practice business law at a large firm <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Actually you are a compulsive liar, definitely not an attorney and 6 figures does not count for numbers to the right of the decimal point you moron.

Now get back in the car your dad loaned you and hit the road.

[duraMAX]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Buckeye Hummer:
THAT is the funniest thing I have heard this year on the forum! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

You are kidding right?

You post this:

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>No it's not...it's a Tahoe for men with small penises<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

and then this:

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>I'm an attorney and I practice business law at a large firm <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Actually you are a compulsive liar, definitely not an attorney and 6 figures does not count for numbers to the right of the decimal point you moron.

Now get back in the car your dad loaned you and hit the road.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

You may believe what you like, I have no way to prove it to you. You should probably edit your post, it looks as though it is missing a bit of much needed punctuation.

[H2 Daddy]

duraMAX
I believe your main problem is that your self-loathing hatered for yourself is cause by your repressed past homosexual copulation experiences which causes you to lash out against other males who's sucess creates a seceret desire in you.

If your really were an attorney, I don't think you would be wasting your time expressing your indignation for an inanimate object and imputing the qualities of that object to human beings who you do not know. Now to the point of your suppossed wealth. Since you are "mid-twenties" that means you only got out of law school one or two years ago. Everyone knows new attorneys don't make **** and have to work 16 hour days. Your hours at the firm would be long and you would not have time to be trolling web sites. Hence, I think you are really an uneducated, dirty, unworldly, misguided eco-idiot who likes to talk about men's penises.

[argonaut]

I hate idiots, and I really hate lawyers (including most of mine). The only decent lawyer i have ever met is an estate lawyer. They are cool. You, my friend are not a lawyer. You are an idiot, which in many cases is the same thing, but not in yours. I do have an M5, and I love it, but it doesn't compare at all to the H2. The H2 is just much more fun to drive. Plus it puts a biiger smile on my face. I'm only 24, drank my way through college, and yet am infinately smarter than you. Go back to your crappy life and your imaginary M5. Oh yeah, and your 10 year olf 4runner. Toyota trash.

[argonaut]

I would rate him a 7 because he claims to be a lawyer and most people hate lawyers... Andkon is still the original 10 though. With moojiber being in second place.

[89vette]

Well said H2Daddy! Man those burgers are smellin bad! Better throw them away and start a new batch. Don't let the manager see you do that though, it might ruin your chance for employee of the month. This is funny. Why would you even waste your time to come here to spread your hate for a vehicle? Do you hate H2's in general or the people who drive them? Why the hell would you care if we like them or not? 4Runners are for Homo's but I do not make it a point to search out a Toyota Forum and tell a bunch of guys that they are Homo's for buying a rice burning POS truck. Thank God I'm not. I'm sorry but any educated person in their twenties, that was an attorney, making 6 figures would not come to a friggin H2 Forum and start talking about penises. Who are you trying to kid?

Now if you are really married, why don't you quit wasting your time and ours and go take care of your wife....that is if you are able.

03 Sunset H2!
89 Vette
02 Escalade

[argonaut]

Hey, 89, sorry about the escalade comment. Didn't mean to offend you. just not my style. I see too many with big chrome wheels and stuff and I just hate to see that on a truck. Also if there are any real lawyers on the forum that I may have offended with my lawyer comments... too bad http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[ZeroTolerance]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> quote:
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Originally posted by Buckeye Hummer:

quote:
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Whatever you say stubby... My dislike for "H2's" has nothing to do w/ my income (I make plenty, btw).
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Umm, right DuraMax. Plenty is certainly relative. Your hourly job is not enough to support the purchase of a Hummer or any vehicle over 20k. Chevy or Kia probably make a vehicle for you. You can also pick up a base Honda Element (it's boxy like a Hummer) and then maybe you will feel like you fit in even though you still won't. I'm not sure if you'll be able to follow a Hummer though in your Chevy Malibu or Geo Metro but maybe you can hang out at the bar afterward. Some bars will carry beers you can afford like Schaeffar Lite and Schlitz, that's ok, it's good for you.

Does your boss allow you to surf the internet during your 30 minute lunch hour? That's a nice perk.
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Why do you equate my not liking H2's to a low salary? I'm an attorney and I practice business law at a large firm. Lately I've been primarily doing Article 9 work - secured transactions. I also do quite a bit of entity selection and business planning work. I have an M5 and a 4Runner - both of which are excellent vehicles. My wife is a CPA who works for a "final four" accounting firm in Audit and Advisory Services. Our income is well into the 6-figure range. Don't make stupid assumptions about my lifestyle because of my dislike for a useless SUV that is used by most people primarily to make up for deficiencies in other areas.

Am I the wealthiest person here? I'm sure I'm not. Then again, I'm still in my mid-twenties, so I have lots of time to earn more money. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


As a matter of fact, NO you are not!!!! I AM... I am 28 yo and you could not touch me with a 200ft pool not even if I paid for it... HAHAHAHAHA I make more money in a year than you can ever dream about... 6 figures??? That is all?????????? Get a grip..... Listen, if you do not like Hummers then why are you here? I mean really, you get on here start talking **** and expect everyone to believe you... Mid 20's and a Lawyer.... HAHAHAHAHAHAH YA right, OH WHAT, I am a lawyer!!!!!!!!! and a few other things, God, ruler, almighty grand puba, etc etc. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Here is a nice 24kt bowl of STFU for you...Now go away.......

[argonaut]

Sounds like Zero might be joining the troll bashing club... http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[ZeroTolerance]

You damn skippy.... Tired of all the crap and smack talkers....Shall I post the "LIST"? That would show him, and I have added a few toys to it now...

[KenP]

This one is for you duraMAX

Black Lingenfelter Lux

[ZeroTolerance]

HAHAHAHAHA That is priceless, where did you find that???

[5spd]

This all cracks me up http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif, it reminds me of the "newbie bashing" over on another site for the hardcore wheeling group. I may not like a lot of the 4x4s out there, (most are made for a target group, 98% never off road) but I sure dont equate what one drives with his penis.

[KenP]

I should have mentioned it, but I got it from a post here quite sometime back. I do not remember who posted it. Probably Dennis or DRTYFN http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif I save all that funny stuff, you never know when one may come in handy.

Black Lingenfelter Lux

[argonaut]

If nice cars equated small penis size, Zero would be Japanese... http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif Nihonjin no chinchin wa totemo chisai desuyo.

[Klaus]

I think it's time for some good lawyer jokes. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

Where can you find a good lawyer?
In the cemetery. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

http://www.nolo.com/humor/jokes.cfm

Klaus

"God made some men big and some men small, but Sam Colt made them all equal."

[argonaut]

Dennis would get it... I just said that Japanese men have very small penises...

[KenP]

No sense to me at all, but it sounds like you had a great time... YOU partied all the whole trip.

Black Lingenfelter Lux

[HUMMERDOGG]

duraMAX-

Honestly, do you think anyone cares who you are or what you drive (btw, you better come a whole hell of a lot stronger than M5 and 4Runner)? If you have a honest dislike for H2's then why would you come to a H2 Forum (full of H2 owners, those who aspire to own an H2, friends of H2 owners, and other off-roaders) and open up your first post as a huge diss of the H2 and the H2 owner by saying "No it's not...it's a Tahoe for men with small penises". As an attorney, I would have expected several "arguments" which support your dislike of the H2. And, before you reply with "low gas mileage" and "off-road inadequacies", I would like to advise you that the "low gas mileage" is nothing like my brother's Infinity QX4 which gets less than 11mpg and I believe DRTYFN and SteveR have debunked most of the myths regarding it not being a real "hummer/4X4" with their off-road stories and pictures.

Now, on to a more pressing issue regarding your first post regarding small penises. I can assure you, that my cock looks great in any car or truck I drive. It looked nice and big in the Buick Summerset I drove in college and looked even bigger and better in my MB CL600. What's funny is that out of all the cars, trucks, and suv's I've owned, he loves the H2 the best. Not only do I have heated seats to keep him warm, but he has a great view of the road now.

Secondly, if you are "an attorney" who "practices business law at a large firm" and, who "Lately has been primarily doing Article 9 work - secured transactions" then what the hell are you doing posting childish bs on a H2 Forum? I am highly skeptical of everything you have said so far and none of your posts to date would support any thought that you are indeed an educated and bright attorney who is married.

Thirdly, and probably most importantly... Please do not come in defending yourself and your dumb ass posts by talking about you and your wife's 6 digit income and then justify not being the wealthiest guy here because of your age. There are several forum members who easily make that in a single month.

And finally, we don't make stupid assumptions about your lifestyle... Your worthless posting leads us to believe that is the truth. And to disprove your claim about H2 owners having "deficiencies in other areas", I would eagerly welcome you to come down to the trade floor of the company where I work, the work in which I make 5 and 6 figure trades throughout the day; putting my balls on the line. I will gladly take my 6'2, 285lb. frame and shake your hand as I undo my pants to show you how "deficient" I am. I would then pull out my wallet and hand you several $100 bills. I would then call you a cab and send you to one of the many strip clubs we have here in Houston where you can spend the money and feel like a "real man"... Mullet...

[duraMAX]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by HUMMERDOGG:
duraMAX-

Honestly, do you think anyone cares who you are or what you drive (btw, you better come a whole hell of a lot stronger than M5 and 4Runner)? If you have a honest dislike for H2's then why would you come to a H2 Forum (full of H2 owners, those who aspire to own an H2, friends of H2 owners, and other off-roaders) and open up your first post as a huge diss of the H2 and the H2 owner by saying "No it's not...it's a Tahoe for men with small penises". As an attorney, I would have expected several "arguments" which support your dislike of the H2. And, before you reply with "low gas mileage" and "off-road inadequacies", I would like to advise you that the "low gas mileage" is nothing like my brother's Infinity QX4 which gets less than 11mpg and I believe DRTYFN and SteveR have debunked most of the myths regarding it not being a real "hummer/4X4" with their off-road stories and pictures.

Now, on to a more pressing issue regarding your first post regarding small penises. I can assure you, that my cock looks great in any car or truck I drive. It looked nice and big in the Buick Summerset I drove in college and looked even bigger and better in my MB CL600. What's funny is that out of all the cars, trucks, and suv's I've owned, he loves the H2 the best. Not only do I have heated seats to keep him warm, but he has a great view of the road now.

Secondly, if you are "an attorney" who "practices business law at a large firm" and, who "Lately has been primarily doing Article 9 work - secured transactions" then what the hell are you doing posting childish bs on a H2 Forum? I am highly skeptical of everything you have said so far and none of your posts to date would support any thought that you are indeed an educated and bright attorney who is married.

Thirdly, and probably most importantly... Please do not come in defending yourself and your dumb ass posts by talking about you and your wife's 6 digit income and then justify not being the wealthiest guy here because of your age. There are several forum members who easily make that in a single month.

And finally, we don't make stupid assumptions about your lifestyle... Your worthless posting leads us to believe that is the truth. And to disprove your claim about H2 owners having "deficiencies in other areas", I would eagerly welcome you to come down to the trade floor of the company where I work, the work in which I make 5 and 6 figure trades throughout the day; putting my balls on the line. I will gladly take my 6'2, 285lb. frame and shake your hand as I undo my pants to show you how "deficient" I am. I would then pull out my wallet and hand you several $100 bills. I would then call you a cab and send you to one of the many strip clubs we have here in Houston where you can spend the money and feel like a "real man"... Mullet...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Ok, lard-ass (6'2", and 285lb - good God dude, have some self control). Ask me a legal question! How do you perfect a secured loan in a multi-state transaction? What exactly is a negotiable instrument? Would you like to explain to breach of peace issues in repossession? Perhaps you would like to enlighten me what exactly the difference is between strict scrutiny, intermediate scrutiny, and reasonable basis? Are these all too complicated for you? Maybe you should just ask me about the parol evidence rule?

Now, on to my reasons for not liking the H2:
1. It's does not perform well off-road at all.
2. It's wasteful with natural resources (relative to its usefulness).
3. A 4Runner, Tacoma, Jeep Grand Cherokee, Jeep Wrangler, Jeep Cherokee, Nissan Frontier, Pathfinder, Xterra, or Land Rover discovery would out-perform it in any and every off-road situation at any time.
4. It's primarily driven by bald fat men w/ 4" cocks.
5. If a female drives it, she tends to be 5'2" and 250lbs.
6. It is no more capable than a Tahoe in any way, gets worse mileage, and has lower cargo capacity.
7. It does literaly NOTHING better than ANY other vechicle available.

That is all.

[HUMMERDOGG]

mullet-

Ok, first... The only reason I list my height and weight is because I was pretty sure that was one of the inadequacies you were associating to H2 ownership (which I was correct with since you brought it up regarding females). I should have expected you to come back with some sort of snide remark. My wife would strongly disagree with you since I wear a size 36/38 in the waist on all of my pants. Having just completed Navy Seal PT Training here in Houston, I'll have you know that any lard was easily replaced with muscle during the course of this program. I do have to fault Rice University with making me the size I am now though. Had it not been for college football, I would probably be a weak snivling little bitch lawyer like yourself.

However, all juvenile remarks regarding my size and your stupidity aside, I will address your first two legal questions and then move on to the more pertinent matters of your reasons for not liking the H2...

1) The secured party files a financing statement (I understand there are several ways to perfect a security interest-filing a financing statement is just one of those ways) in the state under whose law they are organized.

2) It's an unconditioned writing that promises payment of a certain amount of money

However, I'd rather not go back and forth with you on legal q&a's... I appreciate the questioning and it required me to think a little yet, the REAL reason for my repost is to counterpoint your reason for not liking the H2...

1)You really need to watch SteveR's films and look at his pics on some of his trips out in the California "countryside". You also need look at some of HUMMERTEAM's pictures from KATEMCY (which many people consider to be a miniMOAB in the Texas Hill Country), as well as, look at DRTYFN's pics from the RUBICON which he just got back from; before making such stupid statments as that.

2)The H2 actually uses quite a few renewable products in its make-up. Hummer has a little flyer detailing this info. Additionally, as I have already mentioned, mpg is no worse that some other suvs and trucks already out there.

3) I would argue that in the stock form with the 35" tires, ground clearance, and spacing of wheels on the body, approach/departure angles, that it is easily a better off-road vehicle than almost all the vehicles you mentioned. The wheelbase and appproach/departure angles allow it to easily travel over terrain that would be quite difficult for the jeeps with their shorter wheelbase or the toyota's with their poor front and rear angles.

4&5)Man, that is just stupid to post. It's actualy statements like these that make you look very uncredible with your lawyer claims.

6)I've listed in #3 why it would be more capable than a Tahoe, yes, it does get worse gas mileage (it weighs freaking 6500 lbs.) and it would of course have less cargo space being that it is shorter in length than a Tahoe.

7)Just another stupid post.

And again, I have to finish my post by referring to you as a mullet again... Please, next time come with something of more substance.

Thanks.

-Wayne

[This message was edited by HUMMERDOGG on 11-14-03 at 11:34 PM.]

[ZeroTolerance]

Ok Duramax,
One simple question for ya?



Do you own an H2????


You say, NO?

THE SHUT THE **** UP and go away.... You are wasting valuable internet space and making us read worthless garbage that comes from you so called attoyney brain....

Enuff said..............

[HUMMERDOGG]

My o' my... If it's not one of the richest guys on the forum... It's funny ZT, this clown was talking about his six-figure income and I just had to laugh... I think most if not all of your cars are worth six-figures (except the H2 of course since it's such a fair-valued vehicle)... You really need to post a list of them so he can massage his legal "brain" all nite about them...

[ZeroTolerance]

NO problem, can do....
Duramax, here is a nice condensed list of my toys....Thought you might like this....

2003 H2 Black
2003 Ferrari 360 Modena Black
2004 Mercedes SL600R
2003 Yukon Denali Red
2004 Chevy Crew Cab HD Duramax 4WD
2004 M5 BMW
2004 M3 BMW
2003 525i BMW
2004 545i BMW 6-speed
2002 Chevy Crew Cab HD Duramax
1989 930 Porsche Turbo White
2003 996 TT Porsche Black
2004 911 Carrera 4S Coupe
1972 914 6 3.6L Porsche white
1995 Ferrari 348 Challenge Yellow
2004 47 ft Outerlimits Trip 1050 SC Mercs.....
2004 Master Craft X-Star
2004 Honda CRF450
2004 Honda CR250R

Starting to think about an H1 to tear up……results coming soon…..

This is the updated version, have added a few since the last list.

So I have some autos, that worth more than six figures...I think it might be time for you to shut your trap....Enjoy..Also I think that I pay more in taxes each quarter than you make in an entire year.....

PS, you have a little drool on you lip.... http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[KenP]

Jeez, just what I wanted to see: a legal debate between a Hummer clueless Mr. Mulle' (insert accent here) with a tiny pee-pee that likes boys ( "not that there is anything wrong with that", Seinfeld) and a well educated gentleman that knows how to give the smackdown to the little trolls.
duraMAX, it is quite obvious you only have a 1.8L, so go away now little man. Get in your "Element", the vehicle dork brain, not K-Mart bathroom, and drive away. Go far-far away.
You should be ashamed of yourself for coming here and talking trash.
As a self-acclaimed atty, you should hold yourself up as a pillar of society. Oh, I am sorry, you are holding your little pillar up in front of society. WE ARE NOT IMPRESSED little boy. Go find a Yugo and play with your mileage.

Black Lingenfelter Lux

[ZeroTolerance]

Just a little webster for ya:

Main Entry: at·tor·ney
Pronunciation: &-'t&r-nE
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural -neys
Etymology: Middle English attourney, from Middle French atorné, past participle of atorner
Date: 14th century
: one who is legally appointed to transact business on another's behalf; specifically : a legal agent qualified to act for suitors and defendants in legal proceedings
- at·tor·ney·ship /-"ship/ noun


I think that Duramax needs to read this over and over again... It leaves a little open to his intellect and level of competency as a lawyer....

[Hummer Man]

SHould I list my MOPED?

[Dan]

You know what they say HM - Fat chicks are like mopeds. Fun to ride, but you wouldn't want your friends to see you on one.

For the troll:

Seriously, if you don't like the H2, why are you even here? I don't like Camrys, but you don't see me over trolling the Toyota sites.

If in fact you are a lawyer, you've got to be the most immature one yet. Grow up man! You may think H2 drivers have a penis deficiency, but that's nothing compared to the example you're setting.

BTW, does your wife know you're here? Home alone, on the computer, trolling? While she's out banging her boss for partnership....

- Dan

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SUT on order 12/02. 11 months down, 7 to go!
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[Buckeye Hummer]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>1. It's does not perform well off-road at all.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

How would you know? You can't afford one. Your friends can't afford one. H2's have been through Moab, Rubicon and numerous black diamond trails.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>2. It's wasteful with natural resources (relative to its usefulness).<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Actually you are a bigger waste and a compulsive liar. What other sites do you troll and pretend to be an attorney?

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>3. A 4Runner, Tacoma, Jeep Grand Cherokee, Jeep Wrangler, Jeep Cherokee, Nissan Frontier, Pathfinder, Xterra, or Land Rover discovery would out-perform it in any and every off-road situation at any time.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

OK, now that's just downright stupid. You obviously have no off-road experience so I'll just assume this is pure ignorance.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Ok, lard-ass (6'2", and 285lb - good God dude, have some self control).<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

That's really funny. I love it when guys that have been pussies their entire life, picked on, beat up and then end up in worthless hourly jobs make statements behind the keyboard. You know full well if you saw Hummerdog you would run like the little candy ass you are but why run when you can continue to hide. puss

What fake law firm do you work for? What fake car do you drive? How much money don't you make? compulsive liar

[Centerfire]

To the person who doesn't like H2.

I have a small simple statement
" So What"

Mike

[RonB]

kind of says it all.

Ron

[Centerfire]

That is perfect.. I think I will have a t SHirt made on Monday...

Mike

[argonaut]

ZT, don't you hate that paying taxes every quarter thing? It pisses me off, of course luckily I never have to deal with anything about money except signing things... Talk about full service http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

Alec, She really did like you. Japanese girls like American men. But yeah, that pretty much sounds like Japan to me.

Mr. pseudo attorney lawyer idiot troll, Dumbass, we don't care that you failed out of law school and can quote crap out of a textbook. BFD. I probably employ more attorneys then you have in your imaginary firm. Stop pretending to be important. It would be very hard to impress the people here. Alot of us are very wealthy and the rest just don't give a **** about worthless pseudo lawyers. Why don't you give us a logical lawyer argument as to why an xterra and those other crappy stock Toyotas will out offroad a stock H2. It won't happen unless you mod the crap out of them.

[ZeroTolerance]

Argo, yup terrible, but necessary evil..... I sign my name so many times a day it is not even funny....hahaha

[HUMMERDOGG]

Might I suggest an "authorized" signature stamp for you two guys. I hate seeing two grown men, who are so rich, in so much pain from penning their John Doe.

[argonaut]

My dad has one of those that goes on all the paychecks. It is funny. I still have the old on from my grandpa too. Pretty neat. But I like to sign my own name. Obviously not when I have to do the payroll, that can be the stamp. I don't want to sign that many things. We have over 600 employees right now. God knows how many will be there when I take over... With my luck probably none... lol

[PARAGON]

Ok ZT,

I usually don't read much of the BS posts from people like DURAMAX and don't spend alot of time reading through threads that contain crap like he's shoveling, BUT something caught my eye in one of your posts and I have a few questions:

<UL TYPE=SQUARE><LI>Why outerlimits?
<LI>Top speed?
<LI>Custom or factory paint? or maybe post a picture?
<LI>and I noticed you ended that item with (....) What are the extras?[/list]

I've read a little about Outerlimits, but have not seen one at any Gulf Coast poker runs in the past and I never met anyone who owns(ed) one.

[ZeroTolerance]

Paragon,
I choose the Outerlimits because they are nice boats and it was what I was looking for in a boat at the time...The top speed in the boat is a little over 100mph in nice water... Boat is 47ft with Triples in it.. It has a "Custom Factory" paint job and there were only 3 painted like this... As for the extras, I am thinking about buying an older H1 for fun and playing.. Not sure yet, still thinking..

[jambo]

HOW WOULD A "USELESS SUV" BE DETERMINED BY ONLY A PICTURE? BUT THE H2 IS NOT FOR EVERYONE UNLESS YOU COME TO H2SOURCE HMMMMMM...

[argonaut]

ummm, what exactly did that mean jambo? Your post confused me. Are you pro H2 or anti H2?

[HUMMERDOGG]

Argo-

It would almost appear that jambo is alluding to my response to duraMAX about the H2's offroad ability, with which I told duraMAX to go and look at SteveR's CA pics, DRTYFN's RUBICON pics and the HUMMERTEAM's KATEMCY pics which depict the H2 doing quite well off-roading (You can also add Alec's MOAB pics to that group). I would hope that this is not the case because I would hate to have to go off on jambo on a couple of things...

[argonaut]

Hmm no replies from duramax... craphead. jambo may be a troll though. Are you Jambo?

[Buckeye Hummer]

We let the dogs out on Duramax too quickly Argo. We should have let him build a little confidence and then knocked him down.

Maybe next time.

Trolls are a little out of season right now. I'm not sure what the deal is.

[argonaut]

Buckeye, when exactly is Troll season? I think I need to get my hunting license... http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[Buckeye Hummer]

The holiday season is bad for trolls because many of them pick up seasonal work. You know things like:

Shoveling driveways
Selling Xmas cookies door to door
Cleaning up Reindeer Poop
Cutting down expensive Xmas trees for rich people and putting them on top of their Hummers


Given this sudden increase in seasonal duty for most trolls we will probably need to wait until after January.

[Drag]

Alright, gents.....Let's see the tags for this troll. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif If you've been told once, you've been told a hundred times.....Don't hunt out of season, and eat what you kill. Shows respect for the prey, don't you know.

By the way ZT, that is a honey of a boat. Got any interior pictures? I know that I'm not up for a speedboat, but it's nice to dream for a bit. If anything, I might get a larger bass boat in a few years, but for now I just don't need it. Please post more pics! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!

[HUMMERDOGG]

I'm awaiting another attack... and some words of warning to you trolls:

You better come strong or don't come at all!!!

TROLL POACHER (I hunt trolls even if it ain't troll hunting season...)

TROLL TAXIDERMIST (For those of you who get to them before I can. I provide this service free of charge...)

[Buckeye Hummer]

We might want to have troll practice so we are fully prepared.

I'll start. How would you respond to this?

From:

TahoeImeanH2'sSUCK!

Why don't you hair piece wearin', wannabee, penis envy, pavement princess driven' Tahoe I mean H2 owners get a real rig like a Taco. I gotta 14" lift on 37's that'll out do any ya'll. My Taco will even run on Schaeffar lite if I wanna and my Daddy's Sisters Aunt's Mommas step daughter that I married says the same ting.

OK, we'll let Argo go first.

[Klaus]

Hmmm... Doesn't seem like good military strategy to let the enemy know your defenses before they attack.

I'd make this a private topic...

Klaus

"God made some men big and some men small, but Sam Colt made them all equal."

[HUMMERDOGG]

It takes a "real" man to admit when they are married to a woman sixty years his senior. I want to say I saw you just the other day on Jerry Springer professing the benefits of being married to a woman who can take out her teeth and gum with the best of them. If you weren't so busy straw-feeding your blue-haired wife, you would have the time to truly comb through the posts at H2 Source and see true abilities of the H2. I might want to add, it's actually your wife with the hairpiece (c'mon spend a little more money and get some color added to that thing) who wishes you were a little more "endowed" and had something more to show for yourself than that pos taco you drive. If you had any sense of style, you'd realize that you really need some 49's to go with that 14" of lift, however, I understand times are tough right now for you since you are too busy buying your wife a Pride Jazzy 1113 motorized wheelchair to get her around. That $4,100 you spent for that thing could've been used to buy yourself some 49" IROK's and some new Weld Wheels. Hell, with the money you saved, you might've even been able to put some spinners on that thing...

And, you might want to go easy on that Schaeffer lite since it's the only thing that keeps you from being sober enough to realize how bad your life is...

TROLL POACHER (I hunt trolls even if it ain't troll hunting season...)

TROLL TAXIDERMIST (For those of you who get to them before I can. I provide this service free of charge...)

[Buckeye Hummer]

Bravo, step to the head of the class!

[Klaus]

Hey... You troll trashers have got some serious work to do...

http://www.elcova.com/groupee/forums?a=tpc&s=2826088551&f=2606011751&m=5526067584&r=5986060694#5986060694

Klaus

"God made some men big and some men small, but Sam Colt made them all equal."