Howdy!

[H2Blondie]

Good morning y’all!

I have been reading a number of the posts on this site and finally decided to join after buying my first H2 this week. There is very little I will be able to contribute, technically at least, to the forum but plenty I can learn.

Lolo and Tower have warned me about the hierarchy here; don’t worry, I respect your “positions” and have no intentions of waging war!

One thing probably needs to be understood from the beginning; this is no mall queen--“Boutique Queen” would be a more suitable title! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[H2Blondie]

Good morning y’all!

I have been reading a number of the posts on this site and finally decided to join after buying my first H2 this week. There is very little I will be able to contribute, technically at least, to the forum but plenty I can learn.

Lolo and Tower have warned me about the hierarchy here; don’t worry, I respect your “positions” and have no intentions of waging war!

One thing probably needs to be understood from the beginning; this is no mall queen--“Boutique Queen” would be a more suitable title! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[h2co-pilot]

Good now GFY. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[GeorgeSSSS]

Welcome aboard. As far as respecting other peoples' positions -- -- just say what you think. All H2s are created equal.

Best regards,

George SSSS

[KenP]

How do you know Tower, Blondie? He's in CA.

Welcome to the forum. Great color choice. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[H2Blondie]

Long story short, somehow I ended up getting traded to Tower by LoLo in exchange for an off-road roof lamp replacement at the beginning of this month. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

[LasVegas]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by H2Blondie:
....warned me about the hierarchy here;.... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>What hierarchy?

[H2Finally]

Welcome Blondie! I assure you the H2 is gonna be one of the funnest car you'll ever owned. Just like this forum can be the funnest internet forum you'll ever joined http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

LasVegas is right, there is NO hierarchy. Even though papa Jason is BOSS http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif, he hardly ever deletes threads/posts. So this forum is self-policing.

In good fun, you can post, argue, debate, and exchange insults on just abt any topics. The only requirement is it has to be done with INTEGRITY.

That means:

1. Don't present lies as truth (lies as lies, in jest, is not a prob http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif)

2. Present technical knowhow as 'opinions' -- not hard fact (hey, if you're wrong, you could endanger others!)

3. Don't boast abt wealth. This is a HUGE NO-NO (so what you own a Hummer, it actually ain't that expensive in the world of autos..)

4. Take AND GIVE. Even if you can't contribute technical know-how, by just posting your opinion, you're giving to this community. (Nothing worse than leeches who posts ONLY when they NEED somethin, imho http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif).

5. Don't forget this is for FUN!! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif Have a thicker skin, and you'll be fine (look at MUH_HUM... http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif)

So remember to take everything you get here with a grain of salt, and enjoy the HUMMER EXPERIENCE -- it ain't like nuttin' else...!! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[Dug]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
Good now GFY. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

WOW! to much caffiene this morning?

[DRTYFN]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by H2Blondie:
Long story short, somehow I ended up getting traded to Tower by LoLo in exchange for an off-road roof lamp replacement at the beginning of this month. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
One lamp?!!!! I'll trade a whole light bar for you... if you know tricks, that is.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif



<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Dug3x3:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
Good now GFY. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

WOW! to much caffiene this morning? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Pent up sexual frustration?http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif Ken better put the wood to her.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[Dug]

Pent up sexual frustration?http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif Ken better put the wood to her.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/QUOTE]

yeah , i think so.


oh yeah , welcome H2blondie . A full frontal nude pic is due withing 3 days of becoming a member.

[h2co-pilot]

I was kidding. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif I winked. It was just too tempting.

I'm not that mean http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif- dorks. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[DRTYFN]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
I was kidding. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

I'm not that mean http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif- dorks. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

MEEEEOOOWWWWW!!!!!http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[H2Blondie]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Dug3x3:
oh yeah , welcome H2blondie . A full frontal nude pic is due withing 3 days of becoming a member. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I was unaware of that prerequisite, but I'll get right on it!!!

[Harley]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">quote:
Originally posted by Dug3x3:
oh yeah , welcome H2blondie . A full frontal nude pic is due withing 3 days of becoming a member.


I was unaware of that prerequisite, but I'll get right on it!!! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

yup, I think Dug is right... even I had to furnish such a photo when I joined...

K

[KenP]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Harley:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">quote:
Originally posted by Dug3x3:
oh yeah , welcome H2blondie . A full frontal nude pic is due withing 3 days of becoming a member.


I was unaware of that prerequisite, but I'll get right on it!!! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

yup, I think Dug is right... even I had to furnish such a photo when I joined...

K </div></BLOCKQUOTE>http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/contrib/edoom/throwup.gif

[KenP]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by H2Finally:
Welcome Blondie! I assure you the H2 is gonna be one of the funnest car you'll ever owned. Just like this forum can be the funnest internet forum you'll ever joined http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

LasVegas is right, there is NO hierarchy. Even though papa Jason is BOSS http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif, he hardly ever deletes threads/posts. So this forum is self-policing.

In good fun, you can post, argue, debate, and exchange insults on just abt any topics. The only requirement is it has to be done with INTEGRITY.

That means:

1. Don't present lies as truth (lies as lies, in jest, is not a prob http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif)

2. Present technical knowhow as 'opinions' -- not hard fact (hey, if you're wrong, you could endanger others!)

3. Don't boast abt wealth. This is a HUGE NO-NO (so what you own a Hummer, it actually ain't that expensive in the world of autos..)

4. Take AND GIVE. Even if you can't contribute technical know-how, by just posting your opinion, you're giving to this community. (Nothing worse than leeches who posts ONLY when they NEED somethin, imho http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif).

5. Don't forget this is for FUN!! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif Have a thicker skin, and you'll be fine (look at MUH_HUM... http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif)

So remember to take everything you get here with a grain of salt, and enjoy the HUMMER EXPERIENCE -- it ain't like nuttin' else...!! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Good, Now GFY.http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/contrib/geno/****you.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[tower]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by PhilD:
Welcome

Forget that Boutique Queen malarky and come on out on the 25th with us and have some fun with that hummer;

http://www.*******club.com/events/jun_2005.html </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Phil, if you want to meet her, just join us (the west coast boys) in Moab and look in my truck. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

And just for the record. I traded 2 lamp housings for 1 Blondie!

Come to think of it, that's almost as good a deal as buying from Jeff (partsguy).

[KenP]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by tower:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by PhilD:
Welcome

Forget that Boutique Queen malarky and come on out on the 25th with us and have some fun with that hummer;

http://www.*******club.com/events/jun_2005.html </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Phil, if you want to meet her, just join us (the west coast boys) in Moab and look in my truck. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

And just for the record. I traded 2 lamp housings for 1 Blondie! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Damn, she really was traded. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/contrib/tweetz/scared.gif

[RIC-H0]

That's right...Full Frontals!!!
You can send them to me for preview, and then I'll post 'em for you! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

Welcome!

Ric-H2

[H2Blondie]

Thanks, I would hate to go ahead and post them only to find out that proper poses were not submitted. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

[tower]

Blondie, should I post one and tantalize them?

[DRTYFN]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by tower:
Blondie, should I post one and tantalize them? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Oh, god damn it!!! If you have neekid pics of her I'm going to be pissed! Did you send her a bottle of wine with roofies in it?http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[KenP]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Alec W:
I believe the rules are fairly open. I can't find it now but there is a thread somewhere filled with some basic examples. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>I heard it's been updated. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[LoLo]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by H2Blondie:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Dug3x3:
oh yeah , welcome H2blondie . A full frontal nude pic is due withing 3 days of becoming a member. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I was unaware of that prerequisite, but I'll get right on it!!! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I will take bids on that photo... http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif (I seem to be the resident family photographer, lately... surely I can take that one with MY eyes closed!)

It's about time you joined... welcome to our wild world! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif

[tower]

LoLo, let's just keep those photos in the family. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif In exchange, I'll keep you in parts until you trade your '03 for an '06 (which we both know will happen within a couple of days of their first availability). http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

[LoLo]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by tower:
LoLo, let's just keep those photos in the family. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif In exchange, I'll keep you in parts until you trade your '03 for an '06 (which we both know will happen within a couple of days of their first availability). http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

...fair enough! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

Anyone know when the '06s will be out??? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif ...any takers for my pewter '03? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif

[ROX]

Welcome! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif We don't care if you're nice to Tower, we just want to know if you WHEEL! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[H2Blondie]

Not yet, but Tower says he will break me in out in Moab! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

[h2co-pilot]

I bet he did!!!! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Be careful of the deep cracks and crevices though. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Welcome, BTW. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

[DRTYFN]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by H2Blondie:
Not yet, but Tower says he will break me in out in Moab! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


Oh hell!!! That visual is going to haunt me all day. The thought of Tower's crack exposed is going to make me skip lunch today.

[ROX]

That's disgusting! not funny.

[H2Blondie]

I'm really glad you don't get off on seeing other men's cracks; I would worry about you otherwise.

[DRTYFN]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by H2Blondie:
I'm really glad you don't get off on seeing other men's cracks; I would worry about you otherwise. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I don't think anyone that witnessed The Crack Exposure was anywhere near any kind of release except for maybe the contents of their stomachs.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[ROX]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by H2Blondie:
Not yet, but Tower says he will break me in out in Moab! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
That darn Ruskie! He'd say anything! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[dochummer]

Welcome! It's definately interesting being a member of this board... You'll learn a lot from some people, and you'll get dumber listening to some others http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif Glad to have you aboard...

[KenP]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by dochummer:
Welcome! It's definately interesting being a member of this board... You'll learn a lot from some people, and you'll get dumber listening to some others http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif Glad to have you aboard... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Huh? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif