Paris in an H2

[Tully]

not sure if this is new or old...but either way...

[Tully]

not sure if this is new or old...but either way...

[DRTYFN]

YUCK!!! That seat is going to stink and be permanently stained.

[dochummer]

That's Hot http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

[DennisAJC]

It's Pewter. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

I think the dog is craving for strips of liver. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[MIZZOU H2]

i wouldnt turn it down

[usetosellhummer]

I would show her the large cargo area in the back with the seats folded down.

[KenP]

The caption says she stripped for "4 Inches". Mighty short standards. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif Besides, she's not hot.

[DRTYF? (the imposter)]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by KenP:
The caption says she stripped for "4 Inches". Mighty short standards. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif Besides, she's not hot. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

There ya go DRTYFN you can finaly score with a chick this time.

[H2forMe]

that's gonna leave a mark!!!

[DRTYFN]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by CheeseDick:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by KenP:
The caption says she stripped for "4 Inches". Mighty short standards. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif Besides, she's not hot. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

There ya go DRTYFN you can finaly score with a chick this time. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

No way, CheeseDickEater(Change your name again, bitch), I'm not folding it in half for any chick. Maybe if you grow another inch she'd look your way.

[GeorgeSSSS]

Once again, our automotive forum boldly goes where no automotive forum has gone before. I cannot say, however, "where no man has gone before," because a lot of guys -- and likely girls too -- have been there.

Oh well, I like her Dad's hotels.

George SSSS

[DRTYFN]

I like the Paris Hilton full frontal.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
LINK (http://elcova.com/groupee/forums/a/tpc/f/1726043161/m/4771080401/r/4771080401#4771080401)

[HummerNewbie]

Pewter or not, that H2 sure just dropped in value http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[DennisAJC]

LOOK AT ALL THESE FREAKIN LYING SACKS O ****!

If Paris came to MOAB, you guys would be all donkey punching each other just to suck her tampon.

WHATEVER! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif



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[GeorgeSSSS]

Dennis:

LOL. Definitely the quote of the day.

What's a Donkey Punch? (I'm already sorry I asked)

George SSSS

[HummerNewbie]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DennisAJC:
LOOK AT ALL THESE FREAKIN LYING SACKS O ****!

If Paris came to MOAB, you guys would be all donkey punching each other just to suck her tampon.

WHATEVER! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Sorry Dennis but I think that she and Nicole are two of the skankiest women on the planet. I wouldn't mind getting a Hummer from her though. She is rich you know, she can afford to get me an H2 right? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[ShaggyX]

Dennis...I wouldnt **** her with your dick. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

[KenP]

No ti!$, no a$$, sex like a dead fish (according to what I heard about the video), not very bright, and she likes dogs in her crouch.

Nasty thing.

[DennisAJC]

Shags, you wouldn't know what to do with her. Mabye shove it in her ear in terrorized panic doing that macabre naked skeleton dance around the room.

Hell, I gave you and your girl a room in Moab and you couldn't close that deal. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

And I do believe at the time you wanted me to show you how. I would have ruined her for all Colorado men. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif



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[h2co-pilot]

You guys are funny. Anyway, She is engaged now to Paris Latsis and behaving quite civil lately.

But the picture does point out something very near and dear to my heart:

See the make-up mirror!!!!It's so small and far away! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif

This is the only thing that really pisses me off about the H2!!!! WTH! I don't wear a lot of make-up, but when I do, I want to check it prior to my destination. Since our H2 only makes it out to wheel or special occasions etc., it is very important! Why is it so small?!!

[Dug]

didnt even know a mirror was there.

[ShaggyX]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DennisAJC:
Shags, you wouldn't know what to do with her. Mabye shove it in her ear in terrorized panic doing that macabre naked skeleton dance around the room.

Hell, I gave you and your girl a room in Moab and you couldn't close that deal. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

And I do believe at the time you wanted me to show you how. I would have ruined her for all Colorado men. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Thanks for that Dennis. Now if you will excuse me I need to go slit my wrists. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_frown.gif

[DRTYFN]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
You guys are funny. Anyway, She is engaged now to Paris Latsis and behaving quite civil lately.

But the picture does point out something very near and dear to my heart:

See the make-up mirror!!!!It's so small and far away! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif

This is the only thing that really pisses me off about the H2!!!! WTH! I don't wear a lot of make-up, but when I do, I want to check it prior to my destination. Since our H2 only makes it out to wheel or special occasions etc., it is very important! Why is it so small?!! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[KenP]

How many of you pervs tried tilting your monitor to get a better view through the mirror? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

[HummerNewbie]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by KenP:
How many of you pervs tried tilting your monitor to get a better view through the mirror? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

LMAO http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

I know a few people who would probably try that.

[LoLo]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by GeorgeSSSS:
Dennis:
What's a Donkey Punch? (I'm already sorry I asked)

George SSSS </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Someone had a link on here that explained that and other "positions" quite well -- a bit TOO well! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif But, here's the literal description (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donkey_punch)

And, for the less adventurous... Donkey Punch cocktail (http://www.drinksmixer.com/drink3228.html)

(sorry guys, no graphics! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif )

[GeorgeSSSS]

Lolo:

Thanks for the info. I'm amazed sometimes by the things I don't know.

Best regards,

George SSSS

[MUH_HUM]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by LoLo:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by GeorgeSSSS:
Dennis:
What's a Donkey Punch? (I'm already sorry I asked)

George SSSS </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Someone had a link on here that explained that and other "positions" quite well -- a bit TOO well! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif But, here's the literal description (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donkey_punch)

And, for the less adventurous... Donkey Punch cocktail (http://www.drinksmixer.com/drink3228.html)

(sorry guys, no graphics! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif ) </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

This was the best part.

A variation of 'the Tony Danza' is when the male nears climax he yells "Who's the boss?" This supposedly distracts the female, allowing the male to penetrate the female's anus by surprise. At this point the male answers his own question, yelling "Tony Danza!" and proceeds to punch the female in the back of the head or neck for the reasons given above.

Most excellent!

[HeimenHummer]

That was funny up until the punching the back of the head part. If that's what you enjoy, I hope somebody puts a bullet in your head. That would be "Most excellent"

[Dan]

How about:

Wheelchair Barbie (http://www.ehowa.com/showmovie.shtml?movie=wheelchairbarbie.wmv)

http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[DRTYFN]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HammerH2:
That was funny up until the punching the back of the head part. If that's what you enjoy, I hope somebody puts a bullet in your head. That would be "Most excellent" </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

It's a joke. And that's not very nice of you.

[HeimenHummer]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HammerH2:
That was funny up until the punching the back of the head part. If that's what you enjoy, I hope somebody puts a bullet in your head. That would be "Most excellent" </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

It's a joke. And that's not very nice of you. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I guess I over reacted there. Knocking the wind out of someone seems strangley enough funny. But punching a woman in the neck or back of head kind of gave me chills especially when he said most excellent. But ya you are correct, it's just a joke and I'm sorry for the bullet in the head reaction.

I don't want to mess with you since I won't stand a chance. I'll go back to enjoying your posts which I find extremely funny. Thanks Dirtyfn..

[PARAGON]

Don't apologize. I'll provide you with the cartridge. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif Joke or not, not much funny about punching a woman.

[PARAGON]

Besides, notice that you qualified your comment with "If that's what you enjoy." So I don't think there was a need for you to apologize for anything.

[DRTYFN]

Well, if she clenches up, yeah...http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[HeimenHummer]

I've actually been on the site for a while now. And I want to be part of the community. I'm mostly a guy who loves to laugh and not so tough on and off the internet. I don't want to be victim like the poor saps in the past. Sometimes you have to go with the big boys.

Paragon thanks for your input but nature of this furom, it's direction is predictable so going with the flow is best. Sencerely I do enjoy Dirtyfns post as with yours and most of the vetrans.

[HummerNewbie]

I wouldn't worry about becoming a victim like past saps unless you plan on bringing it on yourself http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

In case you didn't see it, we had one of those trolls return the other night with a new handle. Didn't work though, pretty much everyone knew it was him http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

[DRTYFN]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HammerH2:
I've actually been on the site for a while now. And I want to be part of the community. I'm mostly a guy who loves to laugh and not so tough on and off the internet. I don't want to be victim like the poor saps in the past. Sometimes you have to go with the big boys.

Paragon thanks for your input but nature of this furom, it's direction is predictable so going with the flow is best. Sencerely I do enjoy Dirtyfns post as with yours and most of the vetrans. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Are you nervous? Because you're misspelling like a son of a bitch.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif You're a newbie, not a troll. There's a BIG difference. No need to brown-nose to gain acceptance. Just enjoy the site and contribute when/if you can.
Now go change your Depends and wipe off your nose.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[h2co-pilot]

I don't thinks it's cool, it's awful and demeaning. Just having the pleasure of knowing that those terms exist pisses me off. I pity the fool that actually tries something like that on a girl.

Just tell Drty to GFH!

[DRTYFN]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
I don't thinks it's cool, it's awful and demeaning. Just having the pleasure of knowing that tose tems exist pisses me off. I pity the fool that actually tries something like that on a girl.

Just tell Drty to GFH! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Ok, ok... no donkey-punching. How about spitting on her?http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[DennisAJC]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HammerH2:
I've actually been on the site for a while now. And I want to be part of the community. I'm mostly a guy who loves to laugh and not so tough on and off the internet. I don't want to be victim like the poor saps in the past. Sometimes you have to go with the big boys.

Paragon thanks for your input but nature of this furom, it's direction is predictable so going with the flow is best. Sencerely I do enjoy Dirtyfns post as with yours and most of the vetrans. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


LOG ON AND CHECK IN YOUR SPINE AT THE DOOR! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Relax dude, it's all in fun if you can let it roll off your back instead of rolling over on your back. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[h2co-pilot]

Alright Hammer, just bend over and post your pic. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[hutz13]

Paris Hilton nude? ... somebody is messing with Photoshop!


..

[HeimenHummer]

I just don't get it. If one gives their opinion and mabye replies in kind, if it doesn't go well with the crowd he or she is picked on. I admit it's funny to watch but not if you're the one in question.

Can we just drop it guys? I really don't want the attention. Thanks

[h2co-pilot]

Not picking on you just f#cking with you http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif, consider it dropped. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

Yes, hutz, she did it for charity. The picture was later auctioned.

[GeorgeSSSS]

Give the little girl credit. She's wierd, but she did a good thing here.

George SSSS

[hutz13]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
Not picking on you just f#cking with you http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif, consider it dropped. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

Yes, hutz, she did it for charity. The picture was later auctioned. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Too busy being a smart a$$, I didn't realize it was a charity thing ... my bad!

[KenP]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
I don't thinks it's cool, it's awful and demeaning. Just having the pleasure of knowing that tose tems exist pisses me off. I pity the fool that actually tries something like that on a girl.

Just tell Drty to GFH! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Ok, ok... no donkey-punching. How about spitting on her?http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>That's out of line, buster! You can only do that when her back is to you and under certain circumstances. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

Of course you could just pee on her in the shower. She'll never know it. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

[DennisAJC]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by KenP:
Of course you could just pee on her in the shower. She'll never know it. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

BUSTED! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[DRTYFN]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HammerH2:
I just don't get it. If one gives their opinion and mabye replies in kind, if it doesn't go well with the crowd he or she is picked on. I admit it's funny to watch but not if you're the one in question.

Can we just drop it guys? I really don't want the attention. Thanks </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Holy shiite!!! What's with the 'gina presentation? You think this is getting picked on? What a sissy little whining girl.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif Have you learned how to use the big boy toilet yet? Damn... what a little girl.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif
(You had to have know this was coming.)

[DRTYFN]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HammerH2:
Can we just drop it guys? I really don't want the attention. Thanks </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Translation: "My diaper is full and I just want to be changed."

[h2co-pilot]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by hutz13:
Too busy being a smart a$$, I didn't realize it was a charity thing ... my bad! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Too busy being a blonde- I didn't know you were joking. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[h2co-pilot]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by KenP:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:

Ok, ok... no donkey-punching. How about spitting on her?http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>That's out of line, buster! You can only do that when her back is to you and under certain circumstances. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

Of course you could just pee on her in the shower. She'll never know it. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Huh? http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/contrib/edoom/puppy_dog_eyes.gif

[ckhagman]

The donkey punch idea is not a good idea but what about the flying camel or the best one of all... The Hodini!

[PARAGON]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
Ok, ok... no donkey-punching. How about spitting on her?http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Well, I guess donkey-punching is OK if she is a Mexican hooker you are dating.

[DRTYFN]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by PARAGON:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
Ok, ok... no donkey-punching. How about spitting on her?http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Well, I guess donkey-punching is OK if she is a Mexican hooker you are dating. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

By dating do you mean peeing on?http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[DennisAJC]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by PARAGON:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
Ok, ok... no donkey-punching. How about spitting on her?http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Well, I guess donkey-punching is OK if she is a Mexican hooker you are dating. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

By dating do you mean peeing on?http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

And by peeing you mean dropping a fresh log between her tits? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[DRTYFN]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DennisAJC:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by PARAGON:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
Ok, ok... no donkey-punching. How about spitting on her?http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Well, I guess donkey-punching is OK if she is a Mexican hooker you are dating. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

By dating do you mean peeing on?http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

And by peeing you mean dropping a fresh log between her tits? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

LMFAO!!! Nice, I've got to go to a lunch at 12 and I'm going to be laughing to myself over this.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[h2co-pilot]

Dennis http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif, I'm verklempt!

You guys are so disgusting, I don't know why I keep reading. It's like a car wreck or a perverted SIMS. Of course you know I had to look up the flying camel. But I found some girly dirty proverbs. They are just as mean. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

They include the:

clitourist
ear bombing
knee clapper
lorena bobbit
sleeping with the fishes
And The Sweet Gherkin

I can't tell you what they mean because I am a lady (won't even provide the link), but you can look them up if it is killing you. Google "dirty proverbs" it's in the girly section. Pretty funny. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[ckhagman]

quaffle http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif
wonderkiss http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif
sifting for gold http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif
If you renamed the cocklocks one I am sure it could be applied to the females also. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

snorkeling http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

[h2co-pilot]

AH! LMAO!!! I was reading that site and found this: http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

fresh bread • Rating: 7.58 out of 212 total votes • Tried it? Yes 85%, No 15%, out of 34 total votes • Comments(22)

During that long drive home with your fellow carpoolers from work, eek out an SBD (Silent but Deadly) and say "we must be driving by a bakery....anyone else smell fresh bread"? Since the smell of fresh baked bread is close to Godliness, everyone will snap to attention and fill their lungs with a deep whiff. The first scent that hits them will be intriguing, they'll sniff deeper to try to catch the aroma, then everyone's eyes will water as you try not to piss yourself.

[Harley]

Don't hate me H2CP, but I too have had to do a little research and some of these are just too funny not to share...

Turkish Delight (noun)
When a girl lies on her stomach and spreads her ass cheeks. Her sphincter is then greased with a massive amount of Astroglide inside and out. The man greases his raging hard on and goes to the other end of the room. He proceeds to sprint towards the girl who’s ass cheeks are spread to full capacity. When he's about five feet away he jumps. He must be a marksman. If done right when you land on the girl, the force will be so great it will cram your cock and balls up her ass. If done wrong you may as well be dead.

[HummerNewbie]

fresh bread...ROFLMAO http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

I know a few people that would probably have to say yes they tried it.

[DRTYFN]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HummerNewbie:
fresh bread...ROFLMAO http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

I know a few people that would probably have to say yes they tried it. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Not only do I do that in the car(and slyly lock the windows so there's no chance for fresh airhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif), but I drop gaseous nerve agents whenever I walk down the aisle at the grocery store, video store or anyplace else that there's going to be innocent nostrils. My favorite is to pollute an aisle and then pretend I'm looking at something on the endcap so I can observe the look on their faces when they hit the cloud of funkiness. The best is when they gag.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[Harley]

One of my good friends is an FTO for a large police force here in OK... He is a fairly intimidating guy to the rookies. His favorite trick is to eat beans and cabbage right before a shift when he's going to have a "rook"... I've seen him in tears laughing because the rook is too scared to say anything or roll down the windows... they just take it for 8 hours!!

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[KenP]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HummerNewbie:
fresh bread...ROFLMAO http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

I know a few people that would probably have to say yes they tried it. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Not only do I do that in the car(and slyly lock the windows so there's no chance for fresh airhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif), but I drop gaseous nerve agents whenever I walk down the aisle at the grocery store, video store or anyplace else that there's going to be innocent nostrils. My favorite is to pollute an aisle and then pretend I'm looking at something on the endcap so I can observe the look on their faces when they hit the cloud of funkiness. The best is when they gag.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Best when done with your wife in the women's clothing department. Just drop the bomb and walk away. Then watch the other women hit it.http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/contrib/edoom/fart.gif <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content"> So---there was this woman who had a problem with silent gas. She went to the doctor and she said, "This is so embarrassing. I have this problem of farting silently. You probably haven't noticed, but I've let three of them since I've been in this office with you. Is there ANYTHING you can do?"
He said, "Yes, there is. The first thing is get you fitted for a hearing aid."
</div></BLOCKQUOTE> http://www.c4vct.com/kym/humor/sbd.htm

[Harley]

The funniest .wmv file I've seen in a long time... "Jurassic Fart" -- turn your sound up, too!!

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http://www.office-humour.co.uk/item.cfm?itm=1554


K

[h2co-pilot]

This is my favorite pooting video! An oldie but goodie- so nasty and familiar. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

http://www.fugly.com/media/download.php?cat=MOVIES&id=3...r=&rating=&per_page= (http://www.fugly.com/media/download.php?cat=MOVIES&amp;id=3140&amp;sort=&amp;order=&amp;ratin g=&amp;per_page=)