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shipbldr

09-09-2005, 11:41 PM

Wow... my H2 is up at Hummersgonewild for the supercharger install.

It's never been away from home before.

When I got home from work I looked at the dual battery kit, the welding cable for the inverter, the lights for the gobi rack, and the new batteries. My first thought was to go out and pop them in... then I realized that my H2 wasn't there.

Geez, I always thought it was absurd when other people missed their car...

Boo Hoo. Heh...

Guess I'll have to sit here and edit H2 mud bogging video.

Did anyone get their DVD yet?

Damn, I actually miss my truck.

This is screwed up.

I'm going to complain to my dealer.

Charles

shipbldr

09-09-2005, 11:41 PM

DRTYFN

09-10-2005, 12:18 AM

And what if some guy sits his hairy, sweaty, cheesy arse in YOUR seat? Oh, the horror!!!http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

shipbldr

09-10-2005, 12:23 AM

God Damn! It gets worse!!!

Hong now informs me that the last of our condoms are in the driver's console of the H2 and that she is ovulating today.

Lesson: You never fully appreciate your H2 until it is GONE!!

(Think about my pain before you sell your H2)

Damn it! I am goiong in anyway. Mark your calendar and place bets for 9 months down the road.

Hong, come here sweetie....

DRTYFN

09-10-2005, 12:25 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by shipbldr:
God Damn! It gets worse!!!

Hong now informs me that the last of our condoms are in the driver's console of the H2 and that she is ovulating today.

Hong, come here sweetie.... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

H2Finally

09-10-2005, 01:00 AM

LOL!! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif Good luck sipbldr! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

HGW

09-10-2005, 02:46 AM

DRTYFN:

Other than me and my best mechanic, these are the only asses that may end up in shipbldr's seats. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

KenP

09-10-2005, 03:12 AM

Those are nice asses.

Charles, you should have taken all that stuff to John for installation.

DRTYFN

09-10-2005, 03:20 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HummersGoneWild:
DRTYFN:

Other than me and my best mechanic, these are the only asses that may end up in shipbldr's seats. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Hopefully you practice good personal hygiene.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

I need more pics of this chickie. You could earn major brownie points with a PM of her info.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif
YOU DO NOW!!!!!!!

HGW

09-10-2005, 12:46 PM

DRTYFN:

Go to Nopichic.com--she is there along with some others--I will send more personal pics I have of her when I get some time.

HGW

09-10-2005, 12:47 PM

I am more partial to this babe:

KenP

09-10-2005, 02:10 PM

I hate getting caught watching NOPI. SOMEONE doesn't believe it's a car show. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_frown.gif

GeorgeSSSS

09-10-2005, 02:17 PM

You misspelled the web address. It is NOPICHIC.COM instead of nopichicK.com

With that one exception, I agree with everything that's been said -- -- and then some.

George SSSS

HGW

09-10-2005, 02:21 PM

It's a car show????? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

How about HOT IMPORT NIGHTS--a show in AC tonight---great show!

And my show in Bridgeport will be a blast as well.

My HGW girl will attend---

HGW

09-10-2005, 02:54 PM

1---sorry for the red eye--I did not take the shot.
Britney will join three other HGW girls at Bridgerport, Sept 24. She is the leader of the group.

HGW

09-10-2005, 02:55 PM

HGW

09-10-2005, 02:58 PM

Thanks George-- I corrected the web address.

devilsfan

09-10-2005, 09:39 PM

Why is she wearing orthopedic man shoes??? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif

Stacy

shipbldr

09-10-2005, 11:28 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by devilsfan:
Why is she wearing orthopedic man shoes??? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif

Stacy </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Stacy,

Are you implying we should "check the rear view mirror" on this one?

I dunno... looks pretty natural to me...

http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

KenP

09-11-2005, 02:53 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by devilsfan:
Why is she wearing orthopedic man shoes??? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif

Stacy </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Shoes? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif

HGW

09-11-2005, 03:08 AM

She has horses and just came from the farm--really.

KenP

09-11-2005, 03:10 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HummersGoneWild:
She has horses and just came from the farm--really. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>John, only because I like you will I not carry that any farther. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

HGW

09-11-2005, 03:40 AM

No problem Ken---you know I do not tell lies on here----I am sure some will be inclined to make a smart comment.

Britney is a great lady--hence why I covered up her assets. If she was anything less than a lady, I would have showed the whole pic.

KenP

09-11-2005, 03:42 AM

John, make sure you use bulletproof hardware on Charles's truck. That man is CRAZY. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

h2co-pilot

09-11-2005, 09:59 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HummersGoneWild:
No problem Ken---you know I do not tell lies on here----I am sure some will be inclined to make a smart comment.

Britney is a great lady--hence why I covered up her assets. If she was anything less than a lady, I would have showed the whole pic. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Hey, I saw a pic of her nips before. Didn't you post her somewhere without the lil' boxes?

I seriously thought the NOPI show was a late night Jergens and Kleenex sponsor until Ken told me otherwise. I didn't see a car or truck for a whole five minutes. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

I thought she was the cutest, some were pretty nasty.

DennisAJC

09-11-2005, 10:22 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by KenP:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by devilsfan:
Why is she wearing orthopedic man shoes??? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif

Stacy </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Shoes? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Never mind the shoes. Tell her to go see a doctor about then square booobbies. Bleech! She looks unclean.

Efrain

09-11-2005, 09:24 PM

I've seen those shoes on nuns, but some women think they are fashionable!

HummerNewbie

09-12-2005, 11:52 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
Hey, I saw a pic of her nips before. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

And your not sharing...WTF http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

Patriot

09-12-2005, 01:37 PM

Man, that chick needs to get her money back for that tit job....yuck!

HGW

09-13-2005, 01:12 AM

I posted before and then deleted it-maybe that is when you saw it. I was ****ed off at all the bull**** on here so I posted it on one of those posted that suck--then I decided that I need to cover the pic because I care about my HGW Chicks and did not get here permission before the post.

HGW

09-13-2005, 01:13 AM

Can't say the word **** on here now--must be a software improvement.

Dan

09-13-2005, 10:05 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HummersGoneWild:
Can't say the word **** on here now--must be a software improvement. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I think it's **** http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

HGW

09-13-2005, 06:58 PM

**** Dan---it did not work for me!

Dan

09-14-2005, 09:03 PM

You need to be a Guru http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

h2co-pilot

09-15-2005, 12:36 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HummersGoneWild:
**** Dan---it did not work for me! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I'll tell you how to do that <span class="ev_code_BLACK">sh</span>it in exchange for a 6" "Bulletproof" lift. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Dan

09-15-2005, 10:20 AM

I'll tell you how to post any ****ing **** you want, AND put a HGW sticker on my truck for a complimentary supercharger. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

h2co-pilot

09-15-2005, 10:53 AM

Whatever, don't listen to Dan, he is a crazy (http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=2121&rtn=main-topten) son of a bi<span class="ev_code_BLACK">tch</span>.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

NJ H2

09-15-2005, 12:36 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
Whatever, don't listen to Dan, he is a crazy (http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=2121&rtn=main-topten) son of a bi<span class="ev_code_BLACK">tch</span>.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Thanks CP, now that song will be stuck in my head for another 6 months! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

GeorgeSSSS

09-15-2005, 01:00 PM

HummersGoneWild:

Your website is outstanding and, for the record, Brittany is a star. Any guy who criticizes her or any of the other little ladies has a bad case of sour grapes.

George SSSS

HGW

09-17-2005, 01:49 AM

Well **** ****. I do not have the time to be a guru on here.

Thanks George--more pics coming soon.

HGW

09-17-2005, 01:53 AM

BTY--the BulletProof 6" is excellent, esp with dual shocks.

BTY2---I guess I will have to post my "for cost" promotion on here soon so Dan can get a decent price on a SC. Remember I pulled it off because PATRIOT couls not understand it and thought I was ripping people off?????

KenP

09-17-2005, 02:38 AM

KenP

09-17-2005, 02:40 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by GeorgeSSSS:
HummersGoneWild:

Your website is outstanding and, for the record, Brittany is a star. Any guy who criticizes her or any of the other little ladies has a bad case of sour grapes.

George SSSS </div></BLOCKQUOTE>At home, in bed, in their hand, etc... http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

Patriot

09-17-2005, 10:46 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HummersGoneWild:
BTY--the BulletProof 6" is excellent, esp with dual shocks.

BTY2---I guess I will have to post my "for cost" promotion on here soon so Dan can get a decent price on a SC. Remember I pulled it off because PATRIOT couls not understand it and thought I was ripping people off????? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Yeah, like I said...it read wrong.

YOU pulled your ad....NO ONE made you. Why?....did you think others would also catch on and think the same as me? If you were SURE it was a "deal", why pullit?

AHHHHHH...I know, you waited until others piled on your "deal" bandwagon in your favor.

I just didn't agree with MANDATORY advert placing and MANDATORY events....and trust me, you're still making a lot of money on your "deal"....these other sheep think their getting a bargain but I've been around too long to let people like you think "we" are getting a "deal".

My comments were my opinion....that's all.

Others can take you up on your offer if they want and I never said anything about your work becasue I have not witnessed any...some here say it's fine.

Oh, and KenP?...name calling is not necessary....my opinion is just as good as yours. If you like this deal so much...do it....get your blower and wear your mandatory adverts on your H2 and make sure to attend the mandatory events commrade.

Thats all....no need to try to take this into a blowout Ken...just opinions.

HGW

09-17-2005, 12:35 PM

Patriot:

I too hate name calling on here---search my posts and you will never ever have me bash any person. I bash GM because they are sometimes behind the curve from other manufactures and their board room lack balls in many cases.

And....for the record, I value anyone's opinion on here.

What I do take exception to is that you think that I am making money on my promotion. If I sell a part at my cost=zero money made plus I lost time making well deserved honest money on paying customers. Now If I install the part at my cost=my mechanic cost and shop overhead=zero money and a bay lost where a paying customer could have had work done-----how am I making plenty of money??? I just do not get your statement????? The guys interested are not sheep--they just understand that I would do this as a win-win situation------they get a no profit install that saves them all my profit--in exchange I get some advertising--of course I AM attempting to get my name out there and gain from that----I am a businessman and I am assuming all the risk for my gain.

Do you think TIDE or Miller Beer gives a NASCAR driver a million dollars as charity???? No--for that million dollars, the driver must do personal appearances, win races, get on TV, etc. If not, they pull the money FAST.

I leased two Hummers with 100K in each to the World of Outlaws this season (plus other money for certain things and promotion)---These Hummers are suffering depreciation in exchange for my hopeful gain in advertising-----They in return had to fullfill their side of the bargain--like parking the truck in certain places, taking them to various high visiblity events, etc. Did they rip me off???

No---I now have every major Hummer supplier knocking on my door---Nascar drivers who call me on the phone, track promoters and series sponsors asking for my product. HGW is nationally known by major sponsors, NASCAR and WoO drivers, magazines, etc.

Unlike TIDE, I cannot afford the $ it takes to give away a supercharger or a lift kit. The best I can do is do it for no profit in exchange for a decal and an event or two. It is still a good deal for the forum member.

It is my way of getting some advertising and asking some forum members to have a little fun in a mini sponsorship. How else would most of these "sheep" as you call them get to do these things.

The real sponsorship world is out of reach for most--even if you have the money, you need contacts, marketing savy, political astuteness, and big balls to get into a series like the WoO or NASCAR.

So anyway Patriot, I will never ever bash you. I just take exception to anyone on here writing a statement that I am ripping someone off.

With the exception of some of the severe bashing that goes on here sometimes, I like being involved with a group of Hummer entusiasts that this forum provides.

I could easily leave here and soley concentrate on Shark Energy Drink, Stacker 2, DMS or other potential wall street sponsors.

I am sorry you feel that I have something up my sleve. Certainly someone can install parts themselves, giving up precious free time, opportunity cost to make money elsewhere, etc, and save more money than what I am offering. I certainly am not going to ask my mechanics to work for free, nor I am going to give up my precious free time to do the install myself---for a decal???? You do the math. I have decals on H2's all over the tri-state area already from guys who want to have it on their rigs.

And....unless they are a credible established dealer, I guarantee you, no one on here will buy parts for what I pay for them. Because of my national sponsorships, I buy below wholesale price on many items. I have many items on my Hummers that were given to me for free---well not free in your way of thinking--because I must spend money to put the parts on my rigs--then I must diplay their decal on my rig also.

It is a bitch to get a free set of power steps and then have actually install them--those bastards! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif Then they ask me to put a small decal on my rig! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

Patriot

09-17-2005, 12:50 PM

Ok...I'll just let it go...even though your post has several contradictions.

Good luck in all you do....

Dan

09-17-2005, 01:00 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HummersGoneWild:
BTY2---I guess I will have to post my "for cost" promotion on here soon so Dan can get a decent price on a SC. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Do it, do it. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif
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