Goodies n Stuff

[FlagshipOne]

I am getting ready to order my H2 and was wondering what kind of things I can make the dealer give me in the way of free stuff. I have heard folks mention shirts and cups, etc. and wanted to compile a list so as nothing gets left behind......:)

Thanks

[FlagshipOne]

I am getting ready to order my H2 and was wondering what kind of things I can make the dealer give me in the way of free stuff. I have heard folks mention shirts and cups, etc. and wanted to compile a list so as nothing gets left behind......:)

Thanks

[Bill Kervaski]

In my case, they gave me a $2500.00 "local market adjustment" added to the top of my sticker price.

- Bill

[h2fan]

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[Kevin B]

Maybe they could give you some of the free attitude when you try to get in touch with them six and one half weeks after leaving a 2500 dollar deposit trying to get a build date.I fully understand that they have a hot product, but it might do them well to remember that at some point supply will catch up with demand. /infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif

[Bill Kervaski]

Yea, the f*ckers. They probably put crooked ass license plates on the vehicles when you're not looking too.

- Bill

[HeeHaw]

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HeeeeeeeeeeeeeeHawwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[kelleymac2000]

My dealer was great, and gave us what we asked for...and we didn't go overboard.

Kelley

[Steve R]

Flagship....make sure they install the left-handed smoke-shifter....otherwise your phase-array system won't correspond to the field matrix generator. Also, the grid pattern has to be aligned with the reverborator to ensure proper fluctuation with the dynamic hyperbolic accelerator.

If the dealer looks at you funny, just insist on speaking with the head mechanic! Don't take anything short of true attention to these matters!

[JJ]

When the dealer called me this week and informed me that my H2 is on the lot and awaiting my presence, I asked if he'd install the "16CogFramSeater". He informed me that this option is rare and is only installed complimentary after the 3 week WEB class had been succesfully completed. Since, I pick up the H2 next week I wouldn't have time for the class so I had to pass on the option.

FLAGSHIP - since you are only at the ordering stage you would surely have the time necessary to take the class. Something to consider....

Steve R - great post, LOL

JJ

[Kevin B]

Don't forget to have them calibrate the flux-capacitor(there was a service bullitin issued on those) and there have been some faulty fenortenor valves on models with the air suspension

[Hummie2]

If you have a choice definitely go for the free, complimentary BullS#$* Detector. You might have to get this from a outside source as I don't think too many dealers would offer them.

All joking aside check on outside financing and decide if you really want extended warranty, etc. before you go to dealer then stick with your decision no matter how hard they push things at you that you may not want.

Don

[TS]

When I ordered my H2 in June, I wanted the adventure package with leather(just being vain), the sales guy would call me whenever an H2 came in. I ended up with a lux package with air-suspension...same end result. Without me asking, he snuck in the first aid and tool kits as a gift.
But seriously.. make sure the matter-anti-matter chamber is calibrated.. you dont want to be stuck on Romulan territory when that thing goes out..

[Hummer Man]

They installed a SKY HOOK for me no charge and then gave my entire family ANTI-GRAVITY suits.

We all had a blast at the dealer sponsored SNIPE HUNT.
Infact be bagged almost 70 of them the first hour out.

[JJ]

TS-
I hear you on that matter-anti-matter comment.
What matters to me doesn't to my wife and dog-gone I could never get that thing calibrated. Although, we both agree on the H2.

JJ

[Steve R]

Aye Curumba....what have I started??? /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[TS]

JJ, I think there was a tech bulletin out.. the dilithium crystals were drained on some models at the factory and the grid needs to be realigned. Fairly easy process, all you need is an ionic phase-shift meter and an allen wrench. But, in my opinion, the dealer should take care of this.

[Hummer Man]

TS - YOUR RIGHT !

My crystals had been drained but never calibrated. Got it done works great!!

Also had them install the ferous oxside drink dispenser no charge. We can now pour 12 different kinds of beverages at all 6 seating posistions. Tube are run through the walls of the H@ and remain un noticeable.

I love Dr. Pepper so installed it in two storage canisters so I don't run out.


P.S. has any one installed the optinal standard shift???

[HummerGirl]

Saw a quantum-flux uplink generator replicator on Ebay this morning with free shipping. Also came with FREE crystals.

Act quick or just do the buy it now thang.
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~amy
Move it or Lose it...
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[JJ]

love the beam me up graphic....

Steve R - as entertaining as this series has been, we all can't wait to see you answer HeeHaw's sunroof challenge....

JJ

[Hummer Man]

Has anyone been offered the tripple - yes three SUNROOFS - I saw one on the dealers lot and it looked great. They are installing my extra 2 sunroofd this week.

[JCJ]

Ask your dealer if they can make the liftgate window to open separately and maybe you'll get installation of a cat-door in one of the passenger-doors for free!

[Hummer Man]

I got the pet door option -
but beware there are two sizes - one for pets over 25 lbs. and one for pets under 25 lbs. -