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4churchill
02-11-2005, 02:32 PM
the following quotes are from the first 22 pages of fuh2.com http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

We followed this one around for a bit until I snapped this shot in fabulous Westchester County, New York. It is the preppiest, richest, whitest area in the country---HMM I LIVE THERE OVER THE SUMMER, ALL MY FRIENDS THINK THEY'RE BLACK http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

Vanity plates from New Jersey...that explains it. Driver's bauble was wearing a mink coat, boy are they lost. Go back to your industrial wasteland of rampant consumerism in your top-heavy Tahoe, you New Jersey weenie!!! New Jersey sucks and so does your Tahoe!!!

This is one of the most expensive strips in Washington DC where all the richies come to hang out.

the driver saw me, stopped and then got out. he tried to shoot me, but i beat him up. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

Dork was in the hardware store trying to find a screw for something on the roof of his behemoth.

Confucius says, "He who drives the Hummer always has the smallest member."

Leaving the parking lot at my office I spotted this monster.....freakin guy must also use a Macintosh!---*COUGH* *COUGH* http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

This one was hauling 6 tons of ego.

An H2 leaving its natural habitat, the shopping center parking lot.

You should be glad that there are brave men fighting in Iraq so you can drive your ****ing ugly ass pile of rat-**** tahoe to the grocery store and back. **** YOU!

I was forced to visit the Home Deep-Hoe (another large wasteful excessive mismanaged **** of an American enterprise like GM) since all the mom'n'pops hardware stores have been pushed into Chapter 11. After getting soaked on the price and then by donkey****in' ass Canadian Taxes I spot this Chevy Tahoe with a Hummer body on it. Just as I was about to raise the 1 finger salute some huge Canada Goose **** on the hood and kakked it all up. THe wildlife agrees, GM execs should stick their sacs in meat grinders.

Little did I know that 3 days later we'd find out how many stupid ****ing people there are in this country...thus electing Bush. Again. I hate Hummers as much as I hate Bush as much as I hate people who drive Hummers as much as I hate people who voted for Bush. **** 'em all. PS: Really swell how you can buy a Hummer, slap some writing on it for your "business" and write the whole damn thing off. Quite the Republican idea.

do you really think they support the troops?

This guy was talking on a cell phone too. "Ohhh look at me in my big car talking to important people"

Two high maintenance b!tches in an H2..... They cut me off on a left turn and then continued freshening their make-up.

And I'm proud to be an American... 'cuz at least I know I'm a... STUPID F***ING A**HOLE!!!

I hope its owner gets FUTA by a yak bull! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

This is our bosses H2... He shows up to work every few days for a couple of hours to crack a few jokes and harass the women. Well he is 31 and not a single prospect on the women front......The bet in the office is that this Hummer wont be getting him a hummer any time soon.

Today's my birthday and I turn 30! So, after being treated to an awesome steak dinner at Applebee's....OH BOY, http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

I love your site, but most of your submitters are tree-hugging pussies who take photos of either empty, parked Hummers, or on the road at a safe distance where no one can see their timid fingers. **** these redneck whores and their street-legal Chevy tractors. If the ball-sucking goat boys in this yellow oversized Tahoe would have gotten out at this stoplight where we flipped them off, we'd have beaten their gas-guzzling asses. Luckily for them, they were too afraid.

4churchill
02-11-2005, 02:32 PM
the following quotes are from the first 22 pages of fuh2.com http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

We followed this one around for a bit until I snapped this shot in fabulous Westchester County, New York. It is the preppiest, richest, whitest area in the country---HMM I LIVE THERE OVER THE SUMMER, ALL MY FRIENDS THINK THEY'RE BLACK http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

Vanity plates from New Jersey...that explains it. Driver's bauble was wearing a mink coat, boy are they lost. Go back to your industrial wasteland of rampant consumerism in your top-heavy Tahoe, you New Jersey weenie!!! New Jersey sucks and so does your Tahoe!!!

This is one of the most expensive strips in Washington DC where all the richies come to hang out.

the driver saw me, stopped and then got out. he tried to shoot me, but i beat him up. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

Dork was in the hardware store trying to find a screw for something on the roof of his behemoth.

Confucius says, "He who drives the Hummer always has the smallest member."

Leaving the parking lot at my office I spotted this monster.....freakin guy must also use a Macintosh!---*COUGH* *COUGH* http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

This one was hauling 6 tons of ego.

An H2 leaving its natural habitat, the shopping center parking lot.

You should be glad that there are brave men fighting in Iraq so you can drive your ****ing ugly ass pile of rat-**** tahoe to the grocery store and back. **** YOU!

I was forced to visit the Home Deep-Hoe (another large wasteful excessive mismanaged **** of an American enterprise like GM) since all the mom'n'pops hardware stores have been pushed into Chapter 11. After getting soaked on the price and then by donkey****in' ass Canadian Taxes I spot this Chevy Tahoe with a Hummer body on it. Just as I was about to raise the 1 finger salute some huge Canada Goose **** on the hood and kakked it all up. THe wildlife agrees, GM execs should stick their sacs in meat grinders.

Little did I know that 3 days later we'd find out how many stupid ****ing people there are in this country...thus electing Bush. Again. I hate Hummers as much as I hate Bush as much as I hate people who drive Hummers as much as I hate people who voted for Bush. **** 'em all. PS: Really swell how you can buy a Hummer, slap some writing on it for your "business" and write the whole damn thing off. Quite the Republican idea.

do you really think they support the troops?

This guy was talking on a cell phone too. "Ohhh look at me in my big car talking to important people"

Two high maintenance b!tches in an H2..... They cut me off on a left turn and then continued freshening their make-up.

And I'm proud to be an American... 'cuz at least I know I'm a... STUPID F***ING A**HOLE!!!

I hope its owner gets FUTA by a yak bull! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

This is our bosses H2... He shows up to work every few days for a couple of hours to crack a few jokes and harass the women. Well he is 31 and not a single prospect on the women front......The bet in the office is that this Hummer wont be getting him a hummer any time soon.

Today's my birthday and I turn 30! So, after being treated to an awesome steak dinner at Applebee's....OH BOY, http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

I love your site, but most of your submitters are tree-hugging pussies who take photos of either empty, parked Hummers, or on the road at a safe distance where no one can see their timid fingers. **** these redneck whores and their street-legal Chevy tractors. If the ball-sucking goat boys in this yellow oversized Tahoe would have gotten out at this stoplight where we flipped them off, we'd have beaten their gas-guzzling asses. Luckily for them, they were too afraid.

DRTYFN
02-11-2005, 02:49 PM
Perfect examples of disgruntled, malcontent have-nots. Without fail, every time I see some POS flip me off and I turn around & follow them they ALWAYS start freaking out. When I finally corner them they act like trapped animals, shaking and nervously looking in their mirrors. When I ask them in a civil tone, no yelling or cursing, why they flipped me off they ALWAYS start out by denying it. After talking to them in a calm tone for a minute asking why they didn't flip off the blue smoke spewing heap next to me or the Excursion or the rust bucket or the etc... they ALWAYS find something amazingly important to stare at on the floor and then mumble something stupid.
I'm still waiting for the day when one of those pussies gets the balls to get out and try to kick my ass. Their first swing is going to be the last time they use that arm without a serious rebuild. Then I'm going to piss on them and take a picture. I might even grumpy on them.

H2Finally
02-11-2005, 03:02 PM
http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif Call me, I know a good anger management specialist.

devilsfan
02-11-2005, 03:25 PM
Not worth your time, dude. Just give a big smile and brush your shoulder off. That should put them in enough rage to keep their blood pressure raised for at least a few days. I'll forget about the whole deal by the time I've turned the corner.

Stacy

Albie
02-11-2005, 06:20 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by 4CHURCHILL:
Today's my birthday and I turn 30! So, after being treated to an awesome steak dinner at Applebee's....OH BOY,

. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I can;t see why they are mad HUmmmmm 27 Nine steak house vegas, 30 applebee's Ohio still not getting it.

KenP
02-11-2005, 06:45 PM
Losers.

BlackDragon
02-11-2005, 08:10 PM
Hahahaha! I think these losers are GREAT! I'd LOVE them to have a go at me because of my H2 - it's my pride and joy, and I'd LOVE to kick some tree hugger a$$ to prove the point! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Tully
02-11-2005, 09:51 PM
people who piss me off on the road...I typically pull up right beside them and flick my tounge up and down at them...freaks them out...f'in queers http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

Yetti
02-11-2005, 11:40 PM
I would love to have someone try that **** with my family in the car.
most folks around here are big time tree huggers, and the funny part is they don't bother anyone. its the few Nazi style freaked out ones who think the finger means more then respect for their fellow man.
If you consider that when the money hits the fan they will send it over seas so the people of this country can starve from their stupidity.
Living in America should mean BUY AMERICAN!

4churchill
02-12-2005, 01:45 AM
hippies always act tough from behind the wheel of their prius golf carts, as soon as you confront them they try and turn you into the bad guy. one day my "little cousin's" tee-ball bat is going to collide with one of these moron's skulls http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif

DennisAJC
02-12-2005, 02:27 AM
I think it was Dan or Ken that said laughing and pointing works great.

I works better than a gun. Short of making their heads explode.