4churchill
02-11-2005, 02:32 PM
the following quotes are from the first 22 pages of fuh2.com http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
We followed this one around for a bit until I snapped this shot in fabulous Westchester County, New York. It is the preppiest, richest, whitest area in the country---HMM I LIVE THERE OVER THE SUMMER, ALL MY FRIENDS THINK THEY'RE BLACK http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif
Vanity plates from New Jersey...that explains it. Driver's bauble was wearing a mink coat, boy are they lost. Go back to your industrial wasteland of rampant consumerism in your top-heavy Tahoe, you New Jersey weenie!!! New Jersey sucks and so does your Tahoe!!!
This is one of the most expensive strips in Washington DC where all the richies come to hang out.
the driver saw me, stopped and then got out. he tried to shoot me, but i beat him up. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif
Dork was in the hardware store trying to find a screw for something on the roof of his behemoth.
Confucius says, "He who drives the Hummer always has the smallest member."
Leaving the parking lot at my office I spotted this monster.....freakin guy must also use a Macintosh!---*COUGH* *COUGH* http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
This one was hauling 6 tons of ego.
An H2 leaving its natural habitat, the shopping center parking lot.
You should be glad that there are brave men fighting in Iraq so you can drive your ****ing ugly ass pile of rat-**** tahoe to the grocery store and back. **** YOU!
I was forced to visit the Home Deep-Hoe (another large wasteful excessive mismanaged **** of an American enterprise like GM) since all the mom'n'pops hardware stores have been pushed into Chapter 11. After getting soaked on the price and then by donkey****in' ass Canadian Taxes I spot this Chevy Tahoe with a Hummer body on it. Just as I was about to raise the 1 finger salute some huge Canada Goose **** on the hood and kakked it all up. THe wildlife agrees, GM execs should stick their sacs in meat grinders.
Little did I know that 3 days later we'd find out how many stupid ****ing people there are in this country...thus electing Bush. Again. I hate Hummers as much as I hate Bush as much as I hate people who drive Hummers as much as I hate people who voted for Bush. **** 'em all. PS: Really swell how you can buy a Hummer, slap some writing on it for your "business" and write the whole damn thing off. Quite the Republican idea.
do you really think they support the troops?
This guy was talking on a cell phone too. "Ohhh look at me in my big car talking to important people"
Two high maintenance b!tches in an H2..... They cut me off on a left turn and then continued freshening their make-up.
And I'm proud to be an American... 'cuz at least I know I'm a... STUPID F***ING A**HOLE!!!
I hope its owner gets FUTA by a yak bull! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif
This is our bosses H2... He shows up to work every few days for a couple of hours to crack a few jokes and harass the women. Well he is 31 and not a single prospect on the women front......The bet in the office is that this Hummer wont be getting him a hummer any time soon.
Today's my birthday and I turn 30! So, after being treated to an awesome steak dinner at Applebee's....OH BOY, http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
I love your site, but most of your submitters are tree-hugging pussies who take photos of either empty, parked Hummers, or on the road at a safe distance where no one can see their timid fingers. **** these redneck whores and their street-legal Chevy tractors. If the ball-sucking goat boys in this yellow oversized Tahoe would have gotten out at this stoplight where we flipped them off, we'd have beaten their gas-guzzling asses. Luckily for them, they were too afraid.
We followed this one around for a bit until I snapped this shot in fabulous Westchester County, New York. It is the preppiest, richest, whitest area in the country---HMM I LIVE THERE OVER THE SUMMER, ALL MY FRIENDS THINK THEY'RE BLACK http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif
Vanity plates from New Jersey...that explains it. Driver's bauble was wearing a mink coat, boy are they lost. Go back to your industrial wasteland of rampant consumerism in your top-heavy Tahoe, you New Jersey weenie!!! New Jersey sucks and so does your Tahoe!!!
This is one of the most expensive strips in Washington DC where all the richies come to hang out.
the driver saw me, stopped and then got out. he tried to shoot me, but i beat him up. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif
Dork was in the hardware store trying to find a screw for something on the roof of his behemoth.
Confucius says, "He who drives the Hummer always has the smallest member."
Leaving the parking lot at my office I spotted this monster.....freakin guy must also use a Macintosh!---*COUGH* *COUGH* http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
This one was hauling 6 tons of ego.
An H2 leaving its natural habitat, the shopping center parking lot.
You should be glad that there are brave men fighting in Iraq so you can drive your ****ing ugly ass pile of rat-**** tahoe to the grocery store and back. **** YOU!
I was forced to visit the Home Deep-Hoe (another large wasteful excessive mismanaged **** of an American enterprise like GM) since all the mom'n'pops hardware stores have been pushed into Chapter 11. After getting soaked on the price and then by donkey****in' ass Canadian Taxes I spot this Chevy Tahoe with a Hummer body on it. Just as I was about to raise the 1 finger salute some huge Canada Goose **** on the hood and kakked it all up. THe wildlife agrees, GM execs should stick their sacs in meat grinders.
Little did I know that 3 days later we'd find out how many stupid ****ing people there are in this country...thus electing Bush. Again. I hate Hummers as much as I hate Bush as much as I hate people who drive Hummers as much as I hate people who voted for Bush. **** 'em all. PS: Really swell how you can buy a Hummer, slap some writing on it for your "business" and write the whole damn thing off. Quite the Republican idea.
do you really think they support the troops?
This guy was talking on a cell phone too. "Ohhh look at me in my big car talking to important people"
Two high maintenance b!tches in an H2..... They cut me off on a left turn and then continued freshening their make-up.
And I'm proud to be an American... 'cuz at least I know I'm a... STUPID F***ING A**HOLE!!!
I hope its owner gets FUTA by a yak bull! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif
This is our bosses H2... He shows up to work every few days for a couple of hours to crack a few jokes and harass the women. Well he is 31 and not a single prospect on the women front......The bet in the office is that this Hummer wont be getting him a hummer any time soon.
Today's my birthday and I turn 30! So, after being treated to an awesome steak dinner at Applebee's....OH BOY, http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
I love your site, but most of your submitters are tree-hugging pussies who take photos of either empty, parked Hummers, or on the road at a safe distance where no one can see their timid fingers. **** these redneck whores and their street-legal Chevy tractors. If the ball-sucking goat boys in this yellow oversized Tahoe would have gotten out at this stoplight where we flipped them off, we'd have beaten their gas-guzzling asses. Luckily for them, they were too afraid.