She Drove It

[KenP]

Yes, it's true. The wife, formerly "the girl", drove the H2 today for the first time. About 5 miles. She was following me so I had the pleasure of seeing her pearly whites the entire drive. She was so excited, but afraid to stuff the throttle.

Then she wanted to drive it AGAIN! Uh, NO. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

Anyway, she really liked it and said it was much easier to drive than she thought it would be. But, she would not want to drive it all the time. Too big, loud and scary for her littleness. Good. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

The coolest part is I won points for being such a wonderful husband.http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/ups/sicdeth/headscratch.gif

[KenP]

Yes, it's true. The wife, formerly "the girl", drove the H2 today for the first time. About 5 miles. She was following me so I had the pleasure of seeing her pearly whites the entire drive. She was so excited, but afraid to stuff the throttle.

Then she wanted to drive it AGAIN! Uh, NO. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

Anyway, she really liked it and said it was much easier to drive than she thought it would be. But, she would not want to drive it all the time. Too big, loud and scary for her littleness. Good. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

The coolest part is I won points for being such a wonderful husband.http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/ups/sicdeth/headscratch.gif

[Kevin B]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>so I had the pleasure of seeing her pearly whites the entire drive <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Ya, like you were checking out your bride http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif. Your RIDE is more like it http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif..............................I guess, maybe, your still kinda newlyweds. Congrats BTW.

[partsguy]

what did the body shop est.come to? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_redface.gif I'm sorry
that was kinda piggish.

[DennisAJC]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by KenP:
The coolest part is I won points for being such a wonderful husband. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/1/1_4_67.gif ('http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb008_ZNxdm917YYCA')

[Spike]

Ken,
Letting your wife drive your Hummer once is like feeding your dog scraps from the table, you do it one time and.....................
HUGE MISTAKE!! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[H2Finally]

Before you know it, she said "Dear, I've a got a girls luncheon today and I need the Hummer. Here's the minivan keys -- be a dear and pick up the kids? Don't forget soccer is at 4 and ballet is at 5. Thanks...."

(I know, it HAS HAPPENED!! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif)

[Tully]

no ****....i let my GF drive mine once...now when I'm away on business trips I find random **** in my beast when I return...and I'm like 'did you drive it?!?!' and shes like 'um, well...no...uh...yeah...twice' i swear people have died in other countries for lesser things!!! UGH!!!

the beatings will continue until YOU GET YOUR DAMN PAWS OFF MY HUMMER KEYS!!! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[KenP]

I'm lucky in that if she takes it out I will know... She can't back it into the garage. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[timgco]

My GF drove my 03 all of the time.
She drove babby Lion's back last Moab trip and loves it.

She's driven the new one quite often too.
She has no problem driving it either.
She used to have the Avalanche and now drives the Z car. So I don't mind switching now and than.

an SUV will be added this Summer, we'll just have to see how money goes than and if it's going to be an H3 or not. that'll be her truck so she'll have to decide. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

[KenP]

I understand. I'm trying to get my gal interested in an H3. I think she would love it and it will be about time for her to get a new vehicle.

[4churchill]

my gf has always had an open invitation to drive, but has never accepted....now she is in love with the sut, today she even alluded to the fact that she may take me up on my offer. i figure her family has more money then i, so worst case scenario the future father in-law will be buying a new truck for me after she runs over 4 cars http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[DennisAJC]

I think alot of our significant others will be getting into the H3s.

I can see her bumper sticker now. "My hubby drives an H2" http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[4churchill]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by DennisAJC:
I can see her bumper sticker now. "My hubby drives an H2" http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

hilarious, thats so true though, i know that Alex (no jokes ok, its a chick http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif) definately would drive the H3, she has an ML55 right now, and its time for a change. if she got one i would def get her the "my man drives an H2" bumper sticker

[h2co-pilot]

Yes I did. I did well too. But it continues....the light is bad and hopefully I will post it right. I am stating my point and then I am staying off the site and out of the h2 drivers seat.

[4churchill]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
Yes I did ...but it continues... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif

[h2co-pilot]

Sorry, I had trouble getting these posted.

http://www.checkbuddy.net/H2/movies/no%20h2%20for%20u%20002.mpg
http://www.checkbuddy.net/H2/movies/no%20h2%20for%20u%20003.mpg
http://www.checkbuddy.net/H2/movies/no%20h2%20for%20u%20004.mpg

[Spike]

Well Ken, now you did it. Look at the monster you created......"can I take it tanning tomorrow" http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif.........You have no one to blame but yourself buddy. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

Susan,
Next time, put an "assprint" on his windshield. Oh and don't forget to tape it. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[KenP]

Now that's just not right.

AND, I know who helped you... http://smilies.jeeptalk.org/contrib/geno/*******2.gif

[Dan]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by KenP:
Now that's just not right.

AND, I know who helped you... http://smilies.jeeptalk.org/contrib/geno/*******2.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Now who would go and do a thing like that? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[DennisAJC]

OH ****! You've opened Pandora's Box! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Ken, I loved your responses...."Uhmm huh......Uhmm huh" LMAO.

Next time your tooth brush taste salty........ http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[H2Finally]

h2co-pilot, the seat of the H2 can be adjusted really high-up and forward. Also, there is a lever underneath the steering wheel that will allow you to adjust the wheel much lower... Try it, you'll see how much easier driving it will be... Don't forget, practice makes perfect! Enjoy your ride! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[timgco]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by H2Finally:
h2co-pilot, the seat of the H2 can be adjusted really high-up and forward. Also, there is a lever underneath the steering wheel that will allow you to adjust the wheel much lower... Try it, you'll see how much easier driving it will be... Don't forget, practice makes perfect! Enjoy your ride! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

What H2finally said!

Oh, and since the Hummer has great traction, you can just step on the gas as hard as you want to on every straight-a-way. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

I see new tires in Ken's future. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

[KenP]

There's just nothing good that could come of this. My best hope is she stays away from this site... Far away. Although I have a sneaky feeling she will be back. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_frown.gif I mean, hell, she once stuck me with that damn Barbie avatar for a whole day before I noticed... http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif

And STOP giving advice, guys. The seat adjustments really DON'T work that way, Baby. The H2 is built for BIG MEN. Nevermind Joyce, Shannon and the other women. They use booster seats and that doesn't count. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gifhttp://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/otn/wink/smily012.gif

[H2Finally]

Uh.. I've got a couple of booster seats you can have for free... http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[KenP]

Your killing me... http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif

[Albie]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by KenP:
Your killing me... http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

LOL Ken was that your Chick????

[Mr. Lambdebois]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by H2Finally:
Before you know it, she said "Dear, I've a got a girls luncheon today and I need the Hummer. Here's the minivan keys -- be a dear and pick up the kids? Don't forget soccer is at 4 and ballet is at 5. Thanks...."

(I know, it HAS HAPPENED!! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif) <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Hahahaha..... http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[Mr. Lambdebois]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by KenP:
There's just nothing good that could come of this. My best hope is she stays away from this site... Far away. Although I have a sneaky feeling she will be back. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_frown.gif I mean, hell, she once stuck me with that damn Barbie avatar for a whole day before I noticed... http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif

And STOP giving advice, guys. The seat adjustments really DON'T work that way, Baby. The H2 is built for BIG MEN. Nevermind Joyce, Shannon and the other women. They use booster seats and that doesn't count. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gifhttp://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/otn/wink/smily012.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Too funny....

[Dan]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
And after all Ken wears the pants in the family...But I wear a short skirt! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif.... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Okay, then how do you explain this?
http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

[HummerLvr]

H2Co-Pilot, I love your signature line!

E

[KenP]

I always call the truck a "she". Besides all my girls wear.... Uh... I mean, uh, damn... Atleast the truck wasn't cross-dressing. Yeah, yeah, that's it... Damn...
http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

[4churchill]

ken, i thought you were the one in the family who was "in the closet" http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif


couldn't resist http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[ssgharkness020147]

You guys shouldent give Ken crap about the skirt on the side of the truck. Look at the skirt. Judging by the size of the waist line and the length of it I'd have to say Kens got a hell of a good looking woman.

[KenP]

I'm a lucky, lucky man. Especially since I'm so damn ugly. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[H2Finally]

No argument from me there, buddy! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif (Hey, at least you're honest!) http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[4churchill]

my nickname is "Why Him"...people see me and my girl and thats what they say http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[Albie]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by KenP:
I'm a lucky, lucky man. Especially since I'm so damn ugly. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Money makes men attractive like big tits make women more attractive........LOL

[PARAGON]

Funny stuff, Ken and Susan. Susan, the way your video started off, I thought we were going to see a replay of the Paris Hilton vid. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

And if you like your ijoy, get Ken to buy you a Panasonic Real Pro 3202 chair for valentines day.

[Spike]

Hey Ken,
I guess you'll be taking the Minivan to Paragon then right. I think Susan has Tanning Salon appointments that whole weekend. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

[RIC-H0]

Hey...Any woman that looks that good, and is willing to dig for a booger and smear it, "On Video" is OK in my books!
Way to go Ken, You've got a keeper! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Ric-H2

[KenP]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> Originally posted by "that woman":
Hey.....don't go jokin' the RED THUNDER <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Hey, who's joking me.... http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Go make some dinner. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

[h2co-pilot]

LOL....I'm preparing it now Ward.. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

[PARAGON]

Damn!

[LasVegas]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by DennisAJC:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by KenP:
The coolest part is I won points for being such a wonderful husband. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/1/1_4_67.gif ('http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb008_ZNxdm917YYCA') <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Gotta finish the job http://jm.g.free.fr/smileys/smileysex.gif

[KenP]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> Posted by "The Wife":
I am stating my point and then I am staying off the site and out of the h2 drivers seat.
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE><BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> And another by "that girl":
Besides Ken is such a good husband and the truck is his thing and it means a lot to him and so does this site so I am staying off as well <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Yes, I am a good husband. Now go make breakfast... http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif (I hope that's enough smiles.)

[KenP]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> Posted by Albie:
LOL Ken was that your Chick???? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>NO, she's my wife.... Damn.... http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[h2co-pilot]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by KenP:
Yes, I am a good husband. Now go make breakfast... http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif (I hope that's enough smiles.) </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Okay.....Thank you so much for having me on your site and watching my video, I had a lot of fun. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif