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DRTYFN
09-28-2007, 05:47 PM
3 words - Bat Sh*t Crazy

TOM CRUISE BUILDING '£5M BUNKER TO PROTECT AGAINST ALIEN ATTACK'
Hollywood star Tom Cruise is planning to build a bunker at his Colorado home to protect his family in the event of an intergalactic alien attack, according to new reports.
The Mission Impossible actor, who is a dedicated follower of Scientology, is reportedly fearful that deposed galactic ruler 'Xenu' is plotting an evil revenge attack on Earth
According to American magazine Star, a source said: "Tom is planning to build a US$10 million bunker under his Telluride estate."
"It's a self-contained underground shelter with a high tech air purifying shelter."
The facility is said to have enough room for ten people - including wife Katie Holmes, 17-month-old daughter Suri and his adopted children Isabella, 14, and Connor, 12.
A spokesperson for the actor has denied the reports, saying: "This is completely untrue. He is not building on his property at all."
The 45-year-old is currently filming World War II movie Rubicon (formerly known as Valkyrie) in Germany, where he is regularly joined on set by Katie and Suri.
Tom plays German hero Colonel Claus Graf Schenk von Stauffenberg in the wartime thriller surrounding a failed plot by high-ranking military officers to blow up Hitler and has come under attack for his decision to do so as well as his religious beliefs.
The controversial film depicts the ill-fated plan to blow up the dictator on July 20, 1944, which he survived, with the plotters subsequently paying with their lives.
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LINK (http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/showbiz/article-23414203-details/Tom+Cruise+building+'£5m+bunker+to+protect+against +alien+attack'/article.do)

DennisAJC
09-28-2007, 05:58 PM
I like Tom. He's a cool guy.

devilsfan
09-28-2007, 07:04 PM
Nice try. He still won't let you in.

Stacy

D-MAX
09-28-2007, 07:07 PM
you guy's seen that episode on south park? freekin hilarious:fdance:
poor tom, no wait **** that guy he's rich!:rant:

DennisAJC
09-28-2007, 07:17 PM
Nice try. He still won't let you in.

Stacy

:jump:

h2co-pilot
09-28-2007, 07:53 PM
Nice try. He still won't let you in.

Stacy

:jump: :giggling: :jump:


I must say Tom is looking gewd. Crazy, but good looking.;):D

tower
09-28-2007, 08:19 PM
.http://www.lermanet.com/image/southpark-xenu.jpghttp://www.pastdeadline.com/images/south_park_1.jpghttp://www.lermanet.com/image/southpark-sue-you.jpghttp://www.southparkfiles.com/art/southpark_scientology_stan.jpghttp://www.ihatetomcruise.com/wp-content/themes/tarski/headers/tom-header-1.jpghttp://www.ihatetomcruise.com/wp-content/tomsouthpark.jpghttp://www.ihatetomcruise.com/wp-content/xenu-cat-400.jpghttp://www.ihatetomcruise.com/wp-content/jail_bird_art_500.jpghttp://www.lermanet.com/image/southpark-xenu.jpg

tower
09-28-2007, 08:21 PM
3 words - Bat Sh*t Crazy


LINK (http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/showbiz/article-23414203-details/Tom+Cruise+building+%27%C2%A35m+bunker+to+protect+ against+alien+attack%27/article.do)Spot on! :iagree::perfect10s::perfect10s::perfect10s:

CO Hummer
09-28-2007, 08:34 PM
I must say Tom is looking gewd.

You know that's the only reason DRTY was looking at that in the first place.

D-MAX
09-28-2007, 09:49 PM
You know that's the only reason DRTY was looking at that in the first place.
:giggling:

timgco
09-28-2007, 10:02 PM
You know that's the only reason DRTY was looking at that in the first place.

photo chop opps. i think.

DRTYFN
09-29-2007, 01:34 AM
photo chop opps. i think.
43846

D-MAX
09-29-2007, 01:40 AM
[QUOTE=DRTYFN]43846[/Q:perfect10s: :shhh: :OWNED:

tower
09-29-2007, 02:06 AM
Tim,

Whose face is that? :confused::confused::confused:

bparker
09-29-2007, 02:21 AM
Man that is some padded wall straight jacket wearing nutty a$$ sheat

blindzebra
09-29-2007, 03:38 AM
I love how his publicist said that he's not building on his property. No **** buddy. He's building a bunker. That would mean it beneath or under aye?

NJ H2
09-29-2007, 05:00 AM
Tom Cruise was Tom Mapother or was it Gaypother!

Agriv8r
09-29-2007, 03:34 PM
43846

wow...katie looks rough in the morning...

tower
09-29-2007, 09:02 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/38/South_Park_Xenu.jpg

h2co-pilot
09-29-2007, 09:34 PM
43846

:dancingbanana: :jump: :beerchug:

wpage
09-30-2007, 11:04 PM
If Katie was mine I would Bunker down!:popcorn:

DRTYFN
10-01-2007, 05:59 AM
If Katie was mine I would Bunker down!:popcorn:
Well, do like Tom & his PR people did and drug her, brainwash her and keep her under your total control and she can be yours.:jump:

3Hummer
10-01-2007, 01:07 PM
ok in all honesty how does he know what alien proof is if we've never met or seen aliens to know what there capable of? If this ever is needed Tom Cruise is my new best friend haha

RubHer Yellow Ducky
10-01-2007, 01:59 PM
ok in all honesty how does he know what alien proof is if we've never met or seen aliens to know what there capable of? If this ever is needed Tom Cruise is my new best friend haha

1700 miles of electric fence and 23.75 ft high razor wire topped concrete walls...

DRTYFN
10-01-2007, 04:22 PM
ok in all honesty how does he know what alien proof is if we've never met or seen aliens to know what there capable of? If this ever is needed Tom Cruise is my new best friend haha
Because L. Ron Hubbard wrote it in a book. Kind of like how all religions got their starts.:jump::OWNED:

h2co-pilot
10-01-2007, 06:01 PM
Well, do like Tom & his PR people did and drug her, brainwash her and keep her under your total control and she can be yours.:jump:

Sh1t, the "bunker" is prolly Katie's new room.:crying:

Agriv8r
10-01-2007, 06:19 PM
a "blast from the past" comes to life....

wpage
10-02-2007, 09:29 PM
Diuretics by I P Daily...