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RubHer Yellow Ducky
10-02-2007, 02:18 AM
A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.

The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed before him.

The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips."

The Irishman then handed his drink back to the flight attendant and said, "Me too. I didn't know we had a choice."

ChiHummer3
10-02-2007, 02:29 AM
:giggling:

GLBLWARMR
10-02-2007, 04:36 AM
I thought the title of this thread was morons. Close enough.

jmsspratlin
10-02-2007, 04:39 AM
I thought the title of this thread was morons. Close enough.


:iagree:

tower
10-02-2007, 04:40 AM
I take it they were flying Lingus Air. :giggling::giggling::giggling:

KenP
10-02-2007, 06:10 AM
HBO Big Love Gotta love it.