Mormons !

[RubHer Yellow Ducky]

A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.

The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed before him.

The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips."

The Irishman then handed his drink back to the flight attendant and said, "Me too. I didn't know we had a choice."

[ChiHummer3]

:giggling:

[GLBLWARMR]

I thought the title of this thread was morons. Close enough.

[jmsspratlin]

I thought the title of this thread was morons. Close enough.


:iagree:

[tower]

I take it they were flying Lingus Air. :giggling::giggling::giggling:

[KenP]

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