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DRTYFN
10-10-2007, 06:00 PM
Make sure to think about this next time you're in church.:giggling: :jump: :OWNED:
Please note on page 4 under the Clothing/Personal effects list the last item.:OWNED:
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/1008072scuba1.html

Autopsy: Pastor found in wet suits after autoerotic mishap
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art3/1008072inside1.jpg
OCTOBER 8--An Alabama minister who died in June of "accidental mechanical asphyxia" was found hogtied and wearing two complete wet suits, including a face mask, diving gloves and slippers, rubberized underwear, and a head mask, according to an autopsy report. Investigators determined that Rev. Gary Aldridge's death was not caused by foul play and that the 51-year-old pastor of Montgomery's Thorington Road Baptist Church was alone in his home at the time he died (while apparently in the midst of some autoerotic undertaking). While the Montgomery Advertiser, which first obtained the autopsy records, reported on Aldridge's two wet suits, the family newspaper chose not to mention what police discovered inside the minister's rubber briefs. Aldridge served as the church's pastor for 16 years. Immediately following his death, church officials issued a press release asking community members to "please refrain from speculation" about what led to Aldridge's demise, adding that, "we will begin the healing process under the strong arm of our Savior, Jesus Christ." (5 pages)

NewHummerGuy
10-10-2007, 06:05 PM
Personal Effects: One yellow metal ring intact on left ring finger, one DILDO.

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http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/1008072scuba2.html


Read this page first paragraph....Evidence of injury.

DRTYFN
10-10-2007, 06:13 PM
Immediately following his death, church officials issued a press release asking community members to "please refrain from speculation" about what led to Aldridge's demise, adding that, "we will begin the healing process under the strong arm of our Savior, Jesus Christ." No speculation needed - he was engaging in autoerotic asphyxiation. That means he was stimulating himself sexually(masturbation, or in this case, a dildo up his corn hole) and then choking himself to supposedly heighten the experience. I wonder if Jesus will forgive him for this one? Any opinions?:giggling: :jump: :OWNED:

BKLYNH2
10-10-2007, 06:18 PM
How exactlly does one hogtie themself?

DennisAJC
10-10-2007, 06:24 PM
Imagine how many sickos are out there in the positions to guide and teach our children. To be sitting in his congregation on Sunday must bring the giggles.

DRTYFN
10-10-2007, 06:25 PM
How exactlly does one hogtie themself?
Holy Spirit.:shhh:

bparker
10-11-2007, 01:14 AM
that is some padded walled crazy as sheat

h2co-pilot
10-11-2007, 12:07 PM
Some people are so weird.


http://www.steveenglish.com/images/funny/wetsuit.jpg

bparker
10-11-2007, 01:47 PM
ROFL!! That suit is hilarious! :perfect10s:

frenzy1
10-11-2007, 01:51 PM
WEEEIIIIIIRRRRRRRDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!

DennisAJC
10-11-2007, 01:57 PM
Some people are so weird.


http://www.steveenglish.com/images/funny/wetsuit.jpg

I'm trying really hard not to laugh and wake the family up CP.
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tower
10-12-2007, 04:13 AM
Some people are so weird.


http://www.steveenglish.com/images/funny/wetsuit.jpgMY! But we ARE pregnant!

tower
10-12-2007, 04:14 AM
Any opinions?:giggling: :jump: :OWNED:He was just latex allergic.:jump::jump::jump:

wpage
10-12-2007, 08:49 PM
The Devil made him do it!:D

Agriv8r
10-13-2007, 02:40 PM
rubber sensitive.....