I was mowing the lawn out back, when all of a sudden two rats ran out of the forest!

[DennisAJC]

I got one completely. The second on got partially mangled and twitched for a few minutes.

I was screaming like a little girl flapping my arms around at how gross the whole thing was. Tragic stuff.:crying::D

[DennisAJC]

Bleech!

[ChiHummer3]

Thanks for sharing! Yuck!!! :o

[3Hummer]

did you kill it thats soo sad i feel soo bad.

[GLBLWARMR]

Speaking of mince meat, I am kind of hungry.

[DRTYFN]

I got one completely. The second on got partially mangled and twitched for a few minutes.

I was screaming like a little girl flapping my arms around at how gross the whole thing was. Tragic stuff.:crying::D

Partially mangled??? That's like saying Hillary Roadham is kind of a commie lesbian.

I just closed my eyes and I could see you dancing around like a screaming little fruit.:giggling: :giggling: :jump: :jump: :jump:


ps. Why didn't you run over the rest and get it on video?:jump:

[DennisAJC]

ps. Why didn't you run over the rest and get it on video?:jump:

I would have. But holding the puke in my mouth only to have it come out my nose made my eyes water. So I basically called it a day.:clapping:

[tower]

More photos (close-up) please. :clapping:

[h2co-pilot]

did you kill it thats soo sad i feel soo bad.

Nah, I think it's going to make it.;)

Dennis that is so gross!:o :crying:

[frenzy1]

mmmmmmmmmmmmm ! Rat Sushi !!:perfect10s: :popcorn:

You have pics where you're poking their guts ???

[devilsfan]

As if we needed another reason not to move to Canada.... ;)

Stacy

[fourfourto]

I didnt know rats lived in the forest http://www.elcovaforums.com/forums/images/icons/icon5.gif

I thought they lived in the getto:giggling:

[BKLYNH2]

You need a mulching attachment for that mower, then you would have had no recognizable parts and your lawn would be well fertillized. :jump:

[CO Hummer]

When are you going to address this weed problem????

[ROX]

I can't even look at the pics without getting creeped out...ICK!

[DennisAJC]

I'm thinking about going to the taxidermist and having the rat's ass stuffed and mounthed on my wall. Is good no?:jump:

[BKLYNH2]

I can't even look at the pics without getting creeped out...ICK!
If you can't handle it in here ROCKS you can always go to the ........... :giggling: :jump: :jump: :jump: :jump: :jump: :jump:

[Agriv8r]

I'm thinking about going to the taxidermist and having the rat's ass stuffed and mounthed on my wall. Is good no?:jump:


couldn't give a rats ass what you do with your rats ass.....nice kill though, now you need to paint two rats on the mower with lines through them...three more and you are considered an ace!!!

[RubHer Yellow Ducky]

Makes good RKS...

Road Kill Stew yum yum!!!

[CO Hummer]

couldn't give a rats ass what you do with your rats ass.....nice kill though, now you need to paint two rats on the mower with lines through them...three more and you are considered an ace!!!

haha! Good idea! :D :D



Maybe he could take 'em to a taxidermist, mount 'em, and hang 'em on the wall. :D

[Big Dad]

When are you going to address this weed problem????

Isn't that a strain of English lettuce...I think the Brits make salads outta that stuff! You know how much the Canadians love the Brits and the French! You might want to put a little twist on BKLYNH2's suggestion and drop that tasty little morsel in the food processor and serve it over a bed of those fresh crispy greens with a raspberry vinaigrette!

[CO Hummer]

Isn't that a strain of English lettuce...I think the Brits make salads outta that stuff! You know how much the Canadians love the Brits and the French! You might want to put a little twist on BKLYNH2's suggestion and drop that tasty little morsel in the food processor and serve it over a bed of those fresh crispy greens with a raspberry vinaigrette!

:D :D



What's really weird about this whole thread is that I normally associate Canadians with gerbils, not mice.

[ROX]

If you can't handle it in here ROCKS you can always go to the ........... :giggling: :jump: :jump: :jump: :jump: :jump: :jump:LMAO@!!! I deserve that.:D

[tower]

The RCMP have an APB out for all of Mexicanada for a small asian man who is a "person of interest" in this case of ratricide.:jump::jump::jump:

[Big Dad]

I got one completely. The second on got partially mangled and twitched for a few minutes.

I was screaming like a little girl flapping my arms around at how gross the whole thing was. Tragic stuff.:crying::D

Dude, did you sex that thing?!

[DennisAJC]

Dude, did you sex that thing?!

I think I just puked a little bit in my mouth.:giggling:

[DennisAJC]

The RCMP have an APB out for all of Mexicanada for a small asian man who is a "person of interest" in this case of ratricide.:jump::jump::jump:

:jump: Dick!:jump:

Small Asian? Dude, I'm probably the same size as you now but the only difference is I have only 7% body fat compared to your 30%. And I can see my toes.:clapping::OWNED:

[tower]

:jump: Dick!:jump:

Small Asian? Dude, I'm probably the same size as you now (really, have you been growing?) but the only difference is I have only 7% body fat compared to your 30%. And I can see my toes.:clapping::OWNED:BFD! I can see your toes too! :lame: :giggling::giggling::giggling::giggling::giggling:

[Big Dad]

Hey...you know how Canadians love their beer! I bet he can't see his fricken Canadian Johnson anymore! :giggling:

[tower]

Canadian Johnson:giggling::jump: I got one of those, only mine is adult size.:giggling::giggling::giggling: :dancingbanana::dancingbanana::dancingbanana:

[Agriv8r]

44187

here are a couple of their friends....

[tower]

44187

here are a couple of their friends....ROTFLMFAO! :jump::jump::jump:

[DennisAJC]

44187

here are a couple of their friends....

That's one mouse that makes adversity work for him.:jump: