Why muslim terrorists want to die!!!!!!!!!!!

[GLBLWARMR]

Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide . .. Let's see now...

-No Christmas
-No television
-No cheerleaders
-No car races
-No football
-No soccer
-No golf
-No tailgate parties
-No K Mart
-No Bunnings
-No pork BBQ
-No hot dogs
-No burgers
-No chocolate chip cookies
-No lobster
-No shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks
-No nachos
-No Beer nuts
-No Beer !!!!!!!!
-Rags for clothes and towels for hats.
-Constant wailing from the guy next-door because
he's sick and there are no doctors.
-Constant wailing from the guy in the tower.
-More than one wife.
-You can't shave.
-Your wives can't shave.
-You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey
cooked over burning camel dung.
-The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at
all times.
-Your bride is picked by someone else.
-She smells just like your donkey.
-But your donkey has a better disposition.
-Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!


-I mean, really, is there a mystery here?



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[Big Dad]

Yep, and there's no porn allowed either!

I always thought we could have won the first Gulf war faster than what we did if we would have air dropped a million pounds of ribs, with a million porn rags and some cheap beer, a week in advance. Those guys would be so docile from sitting around eating, drinking, (a few million dollars worth) and abusing Farah Fist that they would have probably saved us a few billion dollars in weapons costs.

[DRTYFN]

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[frenzy1]

and their God is completely GAY ! :jump:

http://images.google.be/url?q=http://www.faktoider.nu/img/muhammed_e.jpg&usg=AFQjCNE94M3EUvOlnOxybJ6s4KOwaNDw2w:fdance:

[frenzy1]

I FORGOT :

NO BRITNEY SPEARS AND NO PARIS HILTON !!!

[D-MAX]

:iagree: :jump:

[Agriv8r]

:soapbox:

[GLBLWARMR]

Q: What's the difference between a Muslim and a dead horse?
A. It's no fun beating a dead horse.

Q: How do you get a Muslim woman (http://bernieg1-tagging.jiglu.com/tags/topics/muslim-woman%21overlay) pregnant?
A: Dress her up as a goat (http://plancksconstant.org/blog1/2006/07/osama_bin_ladens_gar.html).

Q: What's the difference between a Muslim and a pizza?
A: A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

[frenzy1]

Q: What's the difference between a Muslim and a dead horse?
A. It's no fun beating a dead horse.

Q: How do you get a Muslim woman (http://bernieg1-tagging.jiglu.com/tags/topics/muslim-woman%21overlay) pregnant?
A: Dress her up as a goat (http://plancksconstant.org/blog1/2006/07/osama_bin_ladens_gar.html).

Q: What's the difference between a Muslim and a pizza?
A: A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.


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[RubHer Yellow Ducky]

I FORGOT :

NO BRITNEY SPEARS AND NO PARIS HILTON !!!

maybe we can get them to convert from SCUM-BAGS to muslim...

[Adam in CO]

I FORGOT :

NO BRITNEY SPEARS AND NO PARIS HILTON !!!

Um, those are actually a couple of reasons to switch sides.

[frenzy1]

Um, those are actually a couple of reasons to switch sides.

NO WAY !
http://i8.tinypic.com/6ez14qx.jpg

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