HILLARY & the POPE

[RubHer Yellow Ducky]

The Pope and Hillary Rodham Clinton are on the same stage in front of a huge crowd.

'Her Majesty' and His Holiness, however, have seen it all before, so to make it a little more interesting, the senator says to the Pope, "Did You know that with just one little wave of my hand I can make every Democrat in the crowd go wild?"

He doubts it, so she shows him. Sure enough, the wave elicits rapture and cheering from every democrat in the crowd. Gradually, the cheering subsides.

The Pope, not wanting to be outdone by such a level of arrogance, considers what he could do. "That was impressive. But did you know that with just one little wave of MY hand I can make EVERY person in the crowd go crazy with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display like that of your subjects, but will go deep into their hearts, and they will forever speak of this day and rejoice."

The senator seriously doubts this, and says so. "One little wave of your hand and all people will rejoice forever? Show me."

So the Pope smacked her across the head.

boy you deleted this real fast...

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http://www.elcovaforums.com/forums/images/icons/icon1.gif WHY WOULD YOU DELETE THE POST ABOUT THE DETROIT AUTO SHOW
Other then stupid little POWER GAMES why would you delete my threads this morning about the Detroit Auto Show and the HUMMERS...

You know I do my fair share of BULL-CHITTING just like everyone else but this article and the pictures were never posted before... in fact i believe at least 10 or more people read them and some responded (i can only remember 3HUMMER but i believe there were others)

It seemed like thing were going so well for a long time there until TOWER was banned, them you BANNED me yesterday till 3 pm today but somehow it let me log on this morning...

I can't figure you out...did you run out of LITHIUM at the same time I did...

We have lost a lot of regular posting members this past year and i can't figure why you want to alienate people...

By reducing the number of forum members you are also reducing the number of people who can buy products form jason...

makes no sense...

please cut the crap...

RYD
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[NewHummerGuy]

:jump: :jump: nice RYD

[RubHer Yellow Ducky]

:jump: :jump: nice RYD

and just think i did all this while being BANNED until 3 this afternoon...

[frenzy1]

:perfect10s:

[BKLYNH2]

that was good. :clapping:

[Agriv8r]

:)

[ChiHummer3]

Very nice!!!! :giggling: :jump: :giggling:

[NJ H2]

:perfect10s::perfect10s::perfect10s::perfect10s:
:jump::jump::jump:
That joke elicited the Funniness!! :D

[KenP]

I deleted them this morning because it's all in the H4 section where it belongs.:twak:

No games involved.

Now, as for the joke: ROTFLMAO!!!:clapping:

[DennisAJC]

OMFG RYD!!!! That was funnay twice!!!

How you sneaked in your commentary. You gotta love RYD.:clapping:



RYD,

I wish you would be more involved and take some time to look around before you start reposting stuff that's been already posted AND post them in the appropriate forums.

KenP doesn't delete anything just for fun.






But then again, to Ken, Yes means no. :D

[KenP]

KenP doesn't delete anything just for fun.






But then again, to Ken, Yes means no. :DMaybe.:p

[BKLYNH2]

Yes RYD you need to take a breath and learn to put content where it belongs. It's not the first time we asked you to get it straight and for that matter it was the same freaking topic. Your time out was requested by more than the mods this time in the hopes you would get the message. It was great to get the info on the Hx just put it in the appropriate location. Off topic is for stupid or funnay jokes and tearing you a new one only. :giggling:

[KenP]

Your time out was requested by more than the mods this time in the hopes you would get the message. It was great to get the info on the Hx just put it in the appropriate location. Off topic is for stupid or funnay jokes and tearing you a new one only. :giggling:I didn't request it, I just figured it was a "moment". You know that stuff happens as we age.:giggling:

[DennisAJC]

This thread still brings me the funnay!:jump: