I'm moving to Nevada

[Big Dad]

A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase.

He asks, 'What are you doing?'

She answers, 'I'm moving to Nevada. I heard prostitutes there get paid $400 for doing what I do for you for free.'

Later that night, on her way out, the wife walks into the bedroom & sees her husband packing his suitcase.

When she asks him where he's going, he replies,

'I'm coming too. I want to see how you live on $800 a year.'

[Hmmm2]

:giggling:

[DRTYFN]

So when are you moving?:jump:

[frenzy1]

:jump: :beerchug:

[Agriv8r]

twice a year.....lucky guy.....:(

[BigPoppa1411]

twice a year.....lucky guy.....:(
:iagree: :(

[Big Dad]

Duh...knuckleheads...it's the punchline to the joke!

Jeeeebus...come on who gets laid only twice a year....

Wait don't answer that, I don't want to know.

[Hmmm2]

Duh...knuckleheads...it's the punchline to the joke!

Jeeeebus...come on who gets laid only twice a year....

Wait don't answer that, I don't want to know.

:grouphug: I don't know. Who? :giggling: Pretty bad when you have to explain the punchline. Maybe those guys were being honest ... :yawn:

[DennisAJC]

Duh...knuckleheads...it's the punchline to the joke!

Jeeeebus...come on who gets laid only twice a year....

Wait don't answer that, I don't want to know.

Shaggy but you have to subtract 2.:clapping:

[Big Dad]

:grouphug: I don't know. Who? :giggling: Pretty bad when you have to explain the punchline. Maybe those guys were being honest ... :yawn:

Holy $hit, I never thought they got laid less than that!

Man, you guys need to figure out how to get some on a weekly basis....