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KenP
08-16-2008, 09:38 PM
I had a blackened burger with bleu cheese on it and cut fries for lunch. Needless to say, I was a bit gassy.

I took the little one to the grocery store and proceeded to drop a few bombs in the produce section. There was this younger couple dressed in rags nearby.

They entered the danger zone.:D

Moments later the girl starts dogging all over the guy for gassing it up in the store. He kept swearing he didn't do it while I was LMAO all the way to the corn but she just kept at him!!! I seriously had to turn away so they wouldn't see me laughing!!! :giggling: :giggling: :crying: :crying: :giggling: :giggling:

wpage
08-16-2008, 11:02 PM
Ken,


You are a nasty boy!

Stink bombs are not the end of the world however...:beerchug:

Big Dad
08-17-2008, 01:35 AM
Justice served!

:clapping: :clapping: :clapping: :clapping:

DRTYFN
08-17-2008, 07:33 AM
Lucky...
Mine have been all bark and no bite lately. I think I need some hard boiled eggs and beef jerky.:clapping:

frenzy1
08-17-2008, 08:23 AM
:perfect10s: :OWNED: :clapping:

MEXICAN FOOD AND STRONG BELGIAN BEERS DO THE TRICK TOO !!

http://blackwithblue.free.fr/IMG/jpg/Westmalle_Tripel_Portrait_small.jpg

http://www.beerstore.com.au/beerstore/uploads/beerImages/Orval_Large.jpg

D-MAX
08-17-2008, 12:19 PM
i was at the dept. store with my wife, i had just finnished eating a bag of BEEF JERKY. :crying: my stomach was reacting as normal and while i was looking at the shoes i let a few go. needless to say i couldn't stand the smell my self:clapping: . my wife came for me and was suprised from the odor. she didn't know it was me. then these 2 guys walk by and almost fall due to the smell. i'll never forget what they said "ahh dude it smells like sh!t!" while i walked away i couldn't stop laufing. one of my best moments:clapping:

frenzy1
08-17-2008, 12:35 PM
i was at the dept. store with my wife, i had just finnished eating a bag of BEEF JERKY. :crying: my stomach was reacting as normal and while i was looking at the shoes i let a few go. needless to say i couldn't stand the smell my self:clapping: . my wife came for me and was suprised from the odor. she didn't know it was me. then these 2 guys walk by and almost fall due to the smell. i'll never forget what they said "ahh dude it smells like sh!t!" while i walked away i couldn't stop laufing. one of my best moments:clapping:
:iagree: WISH I WERE THERE !!!!!!!! :clapping: :fdance:

RubHer Yellow Ducky
08-17-2008, 07:07 PM
PICKLED EGGS are the best catalyst !!!!!!!!

or maybe

PICKLED SAUSAGE !

AMMENDED REPORT: Twizzlers are 1st class BOMB MAKERS

mdoyle
08-18-2008, 05:18 AM
We took the whole family to the movies a while back and after sitting down I noticed the strong stench of crap. The theatre had those steep riser seats so I'm sitting there wondering if a baby near by has a full diaper, or one of the senior citizens has a full diaper, or where on Earth the smell is coming from.

After the movie lets out, we head to the lobby and I notice the bottom of one of my shoes is completely full of yellow dog crap. It was a New Balance with that hollow arch and it was packed full.

All I could think about was those poor bastards sitting in front of me at about foot level.

DRTYFN
08-18-2008, 06:47 AM
My favorite is when I've crop-dusted an aisle and someone has walked into the WMD and coughed and said "Whoa!!!" then dry heaved. :jump: :jump:

timgco
08-18-2008, 05:48 PM
We took the whole family to the movies a while back and after sitting down I noticed the strong stench of crap. The theatre had those steep riser seats so I'm sitting there wondering if a baby near by has a full diaper, or one of the senior citizens has a full diaper, or where on Earth the smell is coming from.

After the movie lets out, we head to the lobby and I notice the bottom of one of my shoes is completely full of yellow dog crap. It was a New Balance with that hollow arch and it was packed full.

All I could think about was those poor bastards sitting in front of me at about foot level.

:perfect10s: :perfect10s: :perfect10s:

wannabeH3
08-18-2008, 10:28 PM
oh man we have these movies at the redhook brewry every thursday, and whenever i drink that stuff, the next morning i am laying waste to everything i walk by.. its like a constant stream of sewer gases out my ass with a 40% chance of sharting.... so i take it easy and tell everyone to think of it as their own when they complain