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RubHer Yellow Ducky
12-26-2008, 12:12 AM
A Martian landed in Jerusalem The people questioned him: "Are you really a Martian?" "Of course." "Do all Martians look like you?" "Of course."
"Are you all green?" "Yes we are." "Do you all have those antennae coming out of your heads?" "Certainly." "And do you all wear those funny things on your heads?" "No. Not the Goyim!"
frenzy1
12-26-2008, 05:55 PM
don't get it...
RubHer Yellow Ducky
12-26-2008, 06:26 PM
don't get it...

meaning only JEWISH Martians wear a Yarmulke, non Jewish Martians don't...

Isn't there a Jew in Belgium you could ask ?????????????


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frenzy1
12-27-2008, 09:18 AM
don't get it...

meaning only JEWISH Martians wear a Yarmulke, non Jewish Martians don't...

Isn't there a Jew in Belgium you could ask ?????????????


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gonna go to Antwerp. Lots of jews there (diamond business)
RubHer Yellow Ducky
12-27-2008, 02:40 PM
[quote=RubHer Yellow Ducky]


gonna go to Antwerp. Lots of jews there (diamond business)

I call em BROTHERS !!!
Hmmm2
12-27-2008, 06:26 PM
I got it! :clapping:

I was driving home yesterday and coming up the hill was a little car with a huge menorrah on the roof! It was the funniest most unexpected sight. Inside were two young guys driving with yarmulkes. Last week I saw a minivan with a full-sized Christmas tree standing upright.. ornaments and all .. strapped to the top of the roof! It was driving slowly and stayed straight. Weirdest thing I ever saw. :giggling: