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GLBLWARMR
06-26-2009, 02:46 PM
Is it to early to start the jokes about the death of the Jackass????
TXSUT
06-26-2009, 05:54 PM
CNN reporting that Michael Jackson's death caused by heart attack brought on by Walmart advertisement that little boys' pants are "half off."
HummerHippy
06-26-2009, 06:34 PM
Is it to early to start the jokes about the death of the Jackass????
I guess not.
ATRH2
06-26-2009, 06:37 PM
UPDATE: Michael Jackson is not going to be buried or cremated, but recycled into shopping bags, so he can remain white, plastic and dangerous for kids to play with.[/font]
wpage
06-26-2009, 07:35 PM
Never too soon:grouphug:
ATRH2
06-26-2009, 09:49 PM
Farrah Fawcett died and arrived at the pearly gates, God granted her one wish... Her wish was for
all the children in the world to be safe....So he killed Michael Jackson
fourfourto
06-26-2009, 11:37 PM
Farrah Fawcett died and arrived at the pearly gates, God granted her one wish... Her wish was for
all the children in the world to be safe....So he killed Michael Jackson

:clapping: :jump: :clapping:
DRTYFN
06-27-2009, 03:22 AM
The autopsy was just released - MJ choked to death on 12 year old nuts.
GLBLWARMR
06-27-2009, 06:35 AM
First thought when I heard he died, "Millions of little boys will be able to sleep safer and not have to worry about the boogie man."
GLBLWARMR
06-27-2009, 06:47 AM
http://www.deadmichaeljacksonjokes.com/

Some really good ones here.

One of the funnier ones that I saw there was:

MJ is going to be recycled and made into legos, so little kids can play with him for a change....
frenzy1
06-27-2009, 08:25 AM
:jump: one dead whigger !! :giggling:
KenP
06-27-2009, 02:14 PM
OMG!!! One of the local papers has a story about this and at the bottom there's this:

Related storieshttp://cdn11.sphere.com/images/poweredbySphere.png (http://www.sphere.com/)

From other Hampton Roads Sources

And a link to my blog with the Walmart joke!!!! LMAO!!!!:jump:
Badace
06-27-2009, 07:20 PM
Family Guy has the Frosted mini wheats commercial where it was a kid that said, "The kid in me likes the frosted side." Then the kid morphed to MJ and MJ said, "But the man in me likes the kid in me" HIIIlarious.
Karsun
06-28-2009, 07:14 PM
And a link to my blog with the Walmart joke!!!! LMAO!!!!:jump:

Is this like a really neat personal blog? With details like a diary? I wanna read! ROFL:popcorn:
TXSUT
06-29-2009, 01:34 PM
The autopsy was just released - MJ choked to death on 12 year old nuts.

Nope, food poisoning from 9 yr old weiners.
MikeXML320
06-29-2009, 05:44 PM
Nice avatar KenP
KenP
06-29-2009, 05:53 PM
Nice avatar KenPIn honor of our friend.