The reason I don't drive a Subaru or..... [Archive]

HummerLvr

01-13-2005, 05:16 PM

I never knew that guys actually did that! I find it mildley entertaining yet functional and kinda weird all at the same time.
As a side note, if you guys really want to try this powder thing go for some powder called Honey Dust, made by Karma Sutra. I think you can get it at your local drug store. I am pretty sure Long's Drugs carries it. The metal tin comes with a little feather duster to apply the product and it tastes like honey.

E

LasVegas

01-13-2005, 05:22 PM

You got to admit it's entertaining and funny as hell. P.S. I use Green! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

lexpro

01-13-2005, 06:08 PM

Funny!!!

mossinc

01-13-2005, 06:14 PM

Jeez , how come we never have topics like this . http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

IPStack

01-13-2005, 06:22 PM

Off to the drugstore, gotta get me some GoldBond for the boys!!! THANK JESUS FOR THE SUBARU FORUMS, Just dropped me a Gawd Bomb!!!

LasVegas

01-13-2005, 06:27 PM

IPStack.....get the Green...you'll (and they) will love it! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

DRTYFN

01-13-2005, 06:31 PM

Funny... in a kind of homo-ish way.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif
"Nut powder" is funny as hell though.
Might have to suggest that when someone is cranky and obviously suffering from chafeage.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
I think Wheelin(aka DRTYFM/DRTYFZ) recently had a hyper-chafeage attack and flamed himself out.

IPStack

01-13-2005, 06:33 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by LasVegas:
IPStack.....get the Green...you'll (and they) will love it! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Bah, there isn't any "they", unless you are referring to my wife. You won't find me in a forum talking about teabagging a Subaru owner.

timgco

01-13-2005, 08:33 PM

Navigator, as Seth asked, what the hell were you looking for?

Funny as hell though.
Quote: "and Blue is just plain nuclear nut-melting toxic junk-burner."

ILMAO for like 10 minutes.

ShaggyX

01-13-2005, 09:08 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by timgco:
Quote: "and Blue is just plain nuclear nut-melting toxic junk-burner."
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Holy Crap...that line almost killed me. I am debating on buying some of the Blue stuff just to see what it feels like. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif

4churchill

01-13-2005, 10:00 PM

http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif I'm not really that surprised, i mean some of these people are the same guys who drive the BAJA, and we all know what a sexy car, (or is it a truck? ) that is http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

LasVegas

01-13-2005, 11:49 PM

Quote "I got a rough case of the itch a while back from some nearly terminal testicular humidity & bought some Tinactin to take care of bizness. Hopped out of shower, sprayed while still damp, and almost had to shut my boys in a car door to make them feel better.

Anyway, am on my way to CVS for some GB right now. Itch is gone, but my guerillas in the mist need some pixie dust..."

Laughing MAO...6 months and 15 page thread

Kevin B

01-14-2005, 12:00 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>every time someone talks about goldbond, i get a queasy feeling in my stomach....we have a gym at work, and one of the guys that works out walks around the locker room with his friggin junk hangin out, then proceeds to put a leg up, and POOF.. antiques his balls with gold bond...can't get that disturbing thought outta my head...I want to take his photo and send it in to gold bond, with a quote" Goldbond.....eliminating testicular adhesion since 1920..." <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I dont care who ya are, that right there is funny http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif.

unaslob

01-14-2005, 01:54 AM

wow... I think I need to get a subaru just to join the forum.... those guys are pretty funny. notice the lack of trolls and fights....is that a hummer phenomenon???

unaslob

KenP

01-14-2005, 03:48 AM

Man, that thread is funny as s!^t. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

It's humid as hell here in the summer. Now I have a cure. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif And NO WAY am I telling you how I install the chafer-blocker... http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/contrib/corky/corkysm60.gif

DennisAJC

01-14-2005, 08:08 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by unaslob:
those guys are pretty funny. notice the lack of trolls and fights....is that a hummer phenomenon??? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Take a page off that Forum. It's like a Forumopia. Come to think of it, I've never recalled a Subaru owner giving me the finger. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Sideshow

01-14-2005, 09:01 AM

BRB,....gotta dust my nuts! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Woogy

01-14-2005, 01:42 PM

Reading that thread is like driving by a bad accident... you wanna look away, but you can't. It's the end of the world as we know it.

LasVegas

01-14-2005, 05:37 PM

Go with the Green.....but watch the water!! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_redface.gif

jfox

01-14-2005, 05:55 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by sfox:
See here is the problem I have now, after reading the thread it sounds like an increasingly good idea, but it's just so damn fruity.......I think I should start with Gold huh http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

S <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by a Subaru freak:
...I lay on my back, get all spread eagle style, and spray, pour, shake, whatever, the powder there....then gently pat into place... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

If I come home and find you doing this I will divorce you and take the H2. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

J.

LasVegas

01-14-2005, 05:58 PM

That's funny as hell J but we don't tell you ladies how to do your personal things http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

jfox

01-14-2005, 06:12 PM

Great, next you will be asking for one of these for your application business... http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

J.

jfox

01-14-2005, 06:15 PM

Where is my lawyer? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

J.

DennisAJC

01-14-2005, 06:27 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by jfox:
If I come home and find you doing this I will divorce you and take the H2. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

J. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Seth spread eagled. ****! I just threw up my lunch! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

jfox

01-14-2005, 06:40 PM

Now Dennis, people who live in glass houses...Have you already forgotten about your little incident? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

J.

DennisAJC

01-14-2005, 07:04 PM

There's something wrong when one mans claim to another man's penis size is taken seriously. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

Had it been a woman's finding, well, we'll never know. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif

jfox

01-14-2005, 07:10 PM

Maybe you can get a second chance at making a better impression this next trip. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

J.

DennisAJC

01-15-2005, 12:56 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by jfox:
Maybe you can get a second chance at making a better impression this next trip. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

J. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Ya, like the impression Adam tried to leave on my hip when he hugged me. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

RoverRoller

01-16-2005, 11:25 AM

What the....???? Morons. Subaru owners are sick bastards

HUMMERcustoms.com/TAZ

01-16-2005, 04:18 PM

Gentlemen and Ladies
OK I have read the Fag thread at Subaru and all the threads here. I'm 48 and never dusted my nuts so this is sort of a disturbing concept. BUT, as a club if We are going to decide that this is something that is going to be done then it has too be everyone or no one. Now that I have covered that, We will have to send someone undercover to the Subaru club meetings so He can learn how this all works and actual profesional experienced nut dusters application tech. or if it is left to personal taste. This spy will have to get the low down on all qualified nut dusting products and He must rank them according to what is recommened by the subura nut duster manual. Now this will be a dangerous assignment and I have been a member only a few months and old enough that I probably would lose it the first meeting and either laugh myself into a hernia or just pick up chairs and start knockng the crap out of people, so there for I respecfully request that I not be asked to be this undercover person. Now You veterans of this forum need to step up and take charge to organise this operation and I will bet there are some ex or current Special Forces that would be the person for the job or be able train a few in case we lose one member during the operation we have his backup trained. The Special Forces are lethal if need be but are skilled at stealth and highly trained mentally to keep themselves under control for the good of our National Club so that We can be on top of the last technology and not fall behind the bottom feeders. Thank You for Your time Gentlemen and Ladies for alowing me to put forth this idea of potential plan of action to keep us up to date on the latest nut dusting technology.
I humbily submit for the forums consideration.

TAZ (Rick)

DennisAJC

01-16-2005, 07:29 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by RLTAZH2:
Gentlemen and Ladies
OK I have read the Fag thread at Subaru and all the threads here. I'm 48 and never dusted my nuts so this is sort of a disturbing concept. BUT, as a club if We are going to decide that this is something that is going to be done then it has too be everyone or no one. Now that I have covered that, We will have to send someone undercover to the Subaru club meetings so He can learn how this all works and actual profesional experienced nut dusters application tech. or if it is left to personal taste. This spy will have to get the low down on all qualified nut dusting products and He must rank them according to what is recommened by the subura nut duster manual. Now this will be a dangerous assignment and I have been a member only a few months and old enough that I probably would lose it the first meeting and either laugh myself into a hernia or just pick up chairs and start knockng the crap out of people, so there for I respecfully request that I not be asked to be this undercover person. Now You veterans of this forum need to step up and take charge to organise this operation and I will bet there are some ex or current Special Forces that would be the person for the job or be able train a few in case we lose one member during the operation we have his backup trained. The Special Forces are lethal if need be but are skilled at stealth and highly trained mentally to keep themselves under control for the good of our National Club so that We can be on top of the last technology and not fall behind the bottom feeders. Thank You for Your time Gentlemen and Ladies for alowing me to put forth this idea of potential plan of action to keep us up to date on the latest nut dusting technology.
I humbily submit for the forums consideration.

TAZ (Rick) <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

LMAO!

Yes! I agree with Taz. Who among you have the balls(For dusting)to take on such a mission? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

LasVegas

01-16-2005, 09:37 PM

Alright Taz & Dennis. Let's save the resources and cut right to the chase (or nuts, whatever). First, it's not the least bit Fag, just a nice refreshing personal hygiene touch. Second, don't knock it if you haven't tried it. Third, I agree. We can't have the Subaru econo(nuts) ahead of us on "nut-dusting" technology. And forth, how about a little line in the sand for you moncho guys. Go get yourself some Gold Bond GREEN (even I won't challenge you to that Blue Nuclear nut melting toxic junk burner). Then take a nice refreshing warm shower. Don't dry them off, just apply in any fashion you choose a generous amount of the old Green. When you're able, report your findings back to the forum. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_frown.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_redface.gif

DennisAJC

01-16-2005, 10:34 PM

OK **** it. I don't care if you guys flame me. I'm tryin that **** tonight! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

It's time my boys got out of the jungle.

LasVegas

01-16-2005, 10:51 PM

You'll be hooked.........after the pain goes away! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

LasVegas

01-17-2005, 12:28 AM

And TAZ... I can understand some wimp-ass pasty faced Canadian http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif from where the sun never shines and the temperature tops out at -0- never trying or having a need to dust-his-nuts. So hats off to Dennis for bringing the boys out of the jungle. But Arkansas where the humidity bottoms out at 98%??? You're missing it Sir. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

HUMMERcustoms.com/TAZ

01-17-2005, 01:49 AM

Hey Vegas
I was not saying I would not do it.
I was just pointing out that all of us as a TEAM
should stay up to date in the nut dusting race. If were going to do it lets gather intell on the latest nut dusting technology from the opponent and set up a team to study and see if We can improve or advance the technology so We are the best and not be second rate to a bunch of subaru drivers. I was just suggesting a training for all members of the National Team so We will be the best just like We drive the best.

TAZ http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

LasVegas

01-17-2005, 01:55 AM

I know...just kidding http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif Guess Dennis is lost for words! (Yeah, right). Or maybe he's outside with his nuts in the snow. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_redface.gif

PARAGON

01-17-2005, 02:16 AM

In the spirit of the fun of this thread I decided to do a search for Gold Bond and here are some more discussions on the subject:

http://www.cyclingnews.com/riders/2004/diaries/chris_davidson/?id=chris0431

http://www.hosstyle.com/columns/Hoss/Goldbond.htm

http://www.michigandnb.com/yabbse/index.php?board=8;action=display;threadid=6111

http://forums.govteen.com/showthread.php?p=1331226

LasVegas

01-17-2005, 02:28 AM

See, Paragon proves it.

Gold Bond is a popular undergroud movement.

Gold Bond Gold....Wuzz
Gold Bond Green....Ahhhhhh
Gold Bond Blue...."put it on your feet and kick yourself in the nuts for that minty fresh feeling"

Sideshow

01-17-2005, 02:38 AM

Pic of a Subaru owner after a light "Dusting". http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

LasVegas

01-17-2005, 02:52 AM

Ohhh no. Dennis decided to take TAZ' suggestion and went underground to the Subaru meeting. Got all caught up in it and couldn't resist trying it. Of course he went right to the Blue.

DRTYFN

01-17-2005, 04:10 AM

In high school we would occasionally put BenGay or IcyHot in someone's jock strap. From what I remember of the screaming there wasn't any mention of an icy feeling, just blood-curdling screams of "AAHHH**** MY ****ING CHRIST!!!! IT ****ING BURNS!!!!! AAAAHHHHH EEEEEEEEE!!!!!"

While I've experienced plenty of hot humid weather I don't ever think I've had the bright idea to put Gold Bond(or any other kind of powder) on my apple bag.

LasVegas

01-17-2005, 04:21 AM

DRTY...Can't get anything going here! Maybe...hmmm...when you were 13 you probably abused it every 20 minutes. Now you have a problem with a little TLC? That should do it. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

HUMMERcustoms.com/TAZ

01-17-2005, 07:22 AM

This may be way before some of Your time but, when I played football in high school and had some bad bad bad stuff called Atomic Balm. Everyone was always trying to put it in a jock or some other personal affect. I mean this stuff was good if You used it right. Just a little dab would do Ya on Your aching muscle and worked well. I got lucky and know one got Me. Back in those days which we are talking ancient history here I was know for fighting and boxing in the off season so, I think they were afraid to mess with my stuff. It was some really bad stuff with the wroung hands getting a hold of the jar. It was real gooie almost the consistency of tub of bearing grease. If You did get it put on in a tender spot or used to much even on arms or legs You could do nothing except let it run it's course. You could not get it off. I made the mistake one time but never again of putting it on My thigh muscle and rapping it with Ace bandage and went out to practice. In just a little while coach asked Me why My face and eyes were red and I was almost in tears it was burning so bad. I found out Your not to rap it if Your using it for warming up muscle, the hard way. He sent Me in to take rap off and the trainer looked at My leg and the stuff had made blisters on My leg.
I used it very carefully from then on. I also figured I was not going to put someone thru that so as team captain I tried to put a stop to it jock attacks.

TAZ

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by DRTYFN:
In high school we would occasionally put BenGay or IcyHot in someone's jock strap. From what I remember of the screaming there wasn't any mention of an icy feeling, just blood-curdling screams of "AAHHH**** MY ****ING CHRIST!!!! IT ****ING BURNS!!!!! AAAAHHHHH EEEEEEEEE!!!!!"

While I've experienced plenty of hot humid weather I don't ever think I've had the bright idea to put Gold Bond(or any other kind of powder) on my apple bag. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

DRTYFN

01-17-2005, 03:15 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by LasVegas:
DRTY...Can't get anything going here! Maybe...hmmm...when you were 13 you probably abused it every 20 minutes. Now you have a problem with a little TLC? That should do it. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Abuse? I prefer to call it conditioning.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

PARAGON

01-17-2005, 03:17 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by DRTYFN:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by LasVegas:
DRTY...Can't get anything going here! Maybe...hmmm...when you were 13 you probably abused it every 20 minutes. Now you have a problem with a little TLC? That should do it. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Abuse? I prefer to call it conditioning.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Practice makes perfect. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

DennisAJC

01-18-2005, 12:34 AM

I just finish trying some......Is Gold Bond Blue suppose to burn this much????? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif

H2Finally

01-18-2005, 12:41 AM

HOLLY ****!!! Moderator! Moderator, please remove that disgusting photo of Dennis' pee-pee!!

DennisAJC

01-18-2005, 12:45 AM

DRTY just sent me his results. He was lazy. He dipped his.

LasVegas

01-18-2005, 12:49 AM

Dennis read the instructions wrong. It said "sprinkle on generously and then blow/touch extra off" He thought it said "blow torch"

ShaggyX

01-18-2005, 12:50 AM

Holy ****!!! Shouldnt that be in the Woodshed??? Thank god I didnt look at that while i was at work. A warning of some sort would have been nice Dennis.

DennisAJC

01-18-2005, 12:58 AM

Oppps! Sorry Shags.......

WARNING!!! GRAPHIC PHOTOS!!!

Better?

Dug

01-18-2005, 01:06 AM

Newbie testing this message thing. Then going to dust my nuts.<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by DennisAJC:
Oppps! Sorry Shags.......

_WARNING!!! GRAPHIC PHOTOS!!!_

Better? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Dug

01-18-2005, 01:09 AM

got message fingered out. let ya know on the nut dusting. P.S. hope the powder doesnt make my a**hole sneeze.<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by Dug3x3:
Newbie testing this message thing. Then going to dust my nuts.<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by DennisAJC:
Oppps! Sorry Shags.......

_WARNING!!! GRAPHIC PHOTOS!!!_

Better? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

KenP

01-18-2005, 02:32 AM

So I bought some of this Gold Bond stuff, not the High-Octane version, and gave it a try on the good ole' bawls. Nice. Very nice.

KenP

08-05-2005, 01:30 PM

I hate to drag this funny as hell thread back up, but I have to. I bought the green yesterday and it's awesome. 15-20 minutes of tingling. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

DRTYFN

08-05-2005, 01:33 PM

So weeeeeiiiird!! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

H2Finally

08-05-2005, 04:49 PM

Co-Pilot GOLD BOND ALERT! GOLD BOND ALERT! (Use appropriate protective gear!! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif)

h2co-pilot

08-05-2005, 04:55 PM

Wuh, who where?

Ooooh! I'm on it! Thanks H.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Stop it with the nut powder svpheaty bawl tawk fawkers! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif

Kenny...PUSSY'S GETTING PISSY!! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

KenP

08-05-2005, 05:15 PM

http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_frown.gif

Orbital H2

08-05-2005, 08:17 PM

Ken, is that you on the left?
I thought that you got along with your wife!

KenP

03-25-2007, 09:07 PM

It's starting to get warm outside, so you know what that means...

Break out the Gold Bond!!!

I just brought this back because Bebe missed it.:giggling:

Steve - SanJose

03-26-2007, 01:23 AM

some resurrection..

KenP

03-15-2008, 02:36 PM

Found it!:clapping: :clapping: :clapping:

wpage

03-15-2008, 04:17 PM

Gold bond 1001 uses!

Karsun

03-15-2008, 10:54 PM

Here's y'all something to try. Monkey Butt (http://www.antimonkeybutt.com/)

KenP

03-16-2008, 12:29 AM

Here's y'all something to try. Monkey Butt (http://www.antimonkeybutt.com/)From the site:
What is "monkey butt"?
To start, it's not always called "monkey butt." It depends on what region of the country you're in, and how the sport you participate in has tagged the condition. For motorcycle riders who DO call it "monkey butt," it's a blue collar term used by riders to describe the soreness, itching and redness that occurs when you ride and sweat on a motorcycle for hours. If your butt is so sore that you have to walk bowlegged like a monkey, you have Monkey Butt!:jump: