Chinese Sick Leave-I No Come Work Today!!!

[Arizona Hummerboy]

CHINESE SICK LEAVE - "I NO COME WORK TODAY!!!"
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> > > Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Boss I no come
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> > > work today, I real sick. Got headache, stomach ache
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> > > and legs hurt, I no come work."
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> > > The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need
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> > > you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and
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> > > tell her give me sex. That makes everything better
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> > > and I go work. You try that.
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> > > Two hours later Hung Chow calls again "Boss, I do
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> > > what you say and I feel great. I be at work
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> > > soon..... You got nice house."
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[ShaggyX]

LOL...old, but funny. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

[DRTYFN]

Thanks for the cut & paste of the email. And why do you have to be so racist towards the chinkies?http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[lotus4s]

Yeah, one of my guys called in today saying he had "anal glaucoma".

Said he just couldn't see his ass coming to work today........ http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[DDWH]

Originally posted by lotus4s:
Yeah, one of my guys called in today saying he had "anal glaucoma".

Said he just couldn't see his ass coming to work today........ http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

LOL http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif