ATTENTION SINGLE WOMEN!!!.........

[4churchill]

The Church is on the prowl http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Disgusted by my inability to find a suitable companion anywhere on the West Coast I have resorted to asking for your help. As verified by HIHUMMER I am not a stalker nor any other form of low-life individual. At 20 years old I am quickly ascending the ladder at a 5-brand General Motors dealership, already obtaining a position of Sales Manager. I plan to in the next several years open my own dealership. I am Jewish, from New York, and the son of Doctor. I belong to a magnificant Country Club, and love playing golf. Aside form my work at the delaership I also own a business brokering High-End and Exotic vehicles. Age plays a minimal part as I prefer older women. I am fully aware of the beating I am going to receive from DRTY, Dennis and the others http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif for posting this, but since leaving NY full time I have been about as successful at finding a woman, as the Knicks have been at winning an NBA championship in the last decade. I know there has to be someone out there....and I promise, I only wear that dreadful bowtie on days I am dealing with customers from my web site, as it is a marketing ploy.

THAT IS ALL http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[4churchill]

The Church is on the prowl http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Disgusted by my inability to find a suitable companion anywhere on the West Coast I have resorted to asking for your help. As verified by HIHUMMER I am not a stalker nor any other form of low-life individual. At 20 years old I am quickly ascending the ladder at a 5-brand General Motors dealership, already obtaining a position of Sales Manager. I plan to in the next several years open my own dealership. I am Jewish, from New York, and the son of Doctor. I belong to a magnificant Country Club, and love playing golf. Aside form my work at the delaership I also own a business brokering High-End and Exotic vehicles. Age plays a minimal part as I prefer older women. I am fully aware of the beating I am going to receive from DRTY, Dennis and the others http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif for posting this, but since leaving NY full time I have been about as successful at finding a woman, as the Knicks have been at winning an NBA championship in the last decade. I know there has to be someone out there....and I promise, I only wear that dreadful bowtie on days I am dealing with customers from my web site, as it is a marketing ploy.

THAT IS ALL http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[DRTYFN]

http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
<span class="ev_code_WHITE">If you can't find any women in the Bay area then you might as well /yourself now.</span>

[4churchill]

DRTY....I know you know some people out here...hook a brutha up!!!! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif BTW: Have you ever eaten at the BUCKEYE out here in Marin?

[DRTYFN]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by 4CHURCHILL:
The Church is on the prowl http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Disgusted by my inability to find a suitable companion anywhere on the West Coast I have resorted to asking for your help. As verified by HIHUMMER I am not a stalker nor any other form of low-life individual. At 20 years old I am quickly ascending the ladder at a 5-brand General Motors dealership, already obtaining a position of Sales Manager. I plan to in the next several years open my own dealership. I am Jewish, from New York, and the son of Doctor. I belong to a magnificant Country Club, and love playing golf. Aside form my work at the delaership I also own a business brokering High-End and Exotic vehicles. Age plays a minimal part as I prefer older women. I am fully aware of the beating I am going to receive from DRTY, Dennis and the others http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif for posting this, but since leaving NY full time I have been about as successful at finding a woman, as the Knicks have been at winning an NBA championship in the last decade. I know there has to be someone out there....and I promise, I only wear that dreadful bowtie on days I am dealing with customers from my web site, as it is a marketing ploy.
Oh yeah, and I still have my "baby fat".

THAT IS ALL http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Fissed

[Linda_Sterling]

You're such a pig.

[4churchill]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HIHUMMER:
For the record 4Churchill was a perfect gentleman. Any lady that snaggs him up is gonna be a very lucky girl! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[HummBebe]

Awww....churchie, that is so cute. At twenty years old you have some incredible goals. Another great quality.

I'll keep my eye out for you http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[4churchill]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by 4CHURCHILL:
The Church is on the prowl http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Disgusted by my inability to find a suitable companion anywhere on the West Coast I have resorted to asking for your help. As verified by HIHUMMER I am not a stalker nor any other form of low-life individual. At 20 years old I am quickly ascending the ladder at a 5-brand General Motors dealership, already obtaining a position of Sales Manager. I plan to in the next several years open my own dealership. I am Jewish, from New York, and the son of Doctor. I belong to a magnificant Country Club, and love playing golf. Aside form my work at the delaership I also own a business brokering High-End and Exotic vehicles. Age plays a minimal part as I prefer older women. I am fully aware of the beating I am going to receive from DRTY, Dennis and the others http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif for posting this, but since leaving NY full time I have been about as successful at finding a woman, as the Knicks have been at winning an NBA championship in the last decade. I know there has to be someone out there....and I promise, I only wear that dreadful bowtie on days I am dealing with customers from my web site, as it is a marketing ploy.
Oh yeah, and I still have my "baby fat".

THAT IS ALL http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Fissed </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Hey I actually didn't have the "insulation" as a child...It's a more recent acquisition post my knee injury when I had to stop playing hockey http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_frown.gif

[4churchill]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Linda_Sterling:
You're such a pig. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Muah? Or DRTY? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Or both? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Pig seems to be your new favorite word.....

[4churchill]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HummBebe:
Awww....churchie, you are so damn cute. At twenty years old you have some incredible goals. Another great quality.

I'll keep my eye out for you http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Thank ya much!!! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[devilsfan]

You left out the fact you're a Devils fan, definite turn on!

Stacy

[4churchill]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by devilsfan:
You left out the fact you're a Devils fan, definite turn on!

Stacy </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[HummBebe]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by 4CHURCHILL:
DRTY....I know you know some people out here...hook a brutha up!!!! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif BTW: Have you ever eaten at the BUCKEYE out here in Marin? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

My second favorite place after Scomas.....Buckeye Steakhouse......MMMMM. Good taste!

[DRTYFN]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by 4CHURCHILL:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HIHUMMER:
For the record 4Churchill was a chubby gentleman. Any lady that snaggs him up is gonna be a very flat girl! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

You're sounding very desperate. Girls smell that & flop sweat.

[HummBebe]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Aside form my work at the delaership I also own a business brokering High-End and Exotic vehicles. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


You and I might have something in common! Do you know....

This guy (http://www.canepa.com/BruceCanepa.asp)

[4churchill]

Of course I have heard of him!!! And they bought an H2 from our delaership when we had the previous owners.....

[4churchill]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HummBebe:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by 4CHURCHILL:
DRTY....I know you know some people out here...hook a brutha up!!!! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif BTW: Have you ever eaten at the BUCKEYE out here in Marin? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

My second favorite place after Scomas.....Buckeye Steakhouse......MMMMM. Good taste! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Sat at a table next to Bill Gates and Warren Buffet last week there. I'm going for dinner tonight...can't wait!

I love scomas too, but only the one at the pier, not the knock-off in Sausalito!!!! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[HummBebe]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by 4CHURCHILL:
Of course I have heard of him!!! And they bought an H2 from our delaership when we had the previous owners..... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

He's an excellent contact to have in the high end business. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[4churchill]

do you know him? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[HummBebe]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by 4CHURCHILL:
do you know him? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Uhhh.....yep! Check your PM

[4churchill]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HummBebe:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by 4CHURCHILL:
do you know him? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Uhhh.....yep! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[DRTYFN]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HummBebe:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by 4CHURCHILL:
Of course I have heard of him!!! And they bought an H2 from our delaership when we had the previous owners..... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

He's an excellent contact to have in the high end business. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

He's well known for being grotesquely over-priced on everything. And other things...

[DRTYFN]

Hey!!! Maybe you can find someone that needs some parts and you can trade them for their sister.

[4churchill]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
Hey!!! Maybe you can find someone that needs some parts and you can trade them for their sister. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


DRTY you are sick...but crafty http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[4churchill]

So far the list is as follows : http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HIHUMMER:
For the record 4Churchill was a perfect gentleman. Any lady that snaggs him up is gonna be a very lucky girl! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HummBebe:
Awww....churchie, that is so cute. At twenty years old you have some incredible goals. Another great quality. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by devilsfan:
You left out the fact you're a Devils fan, definite turn on!

Stacy </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

[H3OwnerDiz]

Oh my! What big blue bouncies you have there DRTY! http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/10/10_1_5.gif

[4churchill]

welcome to the party DIZ.... http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[Dan Rather]

Church, you sound like a sappy, pathetic lump that needs to just find some little bar slut and try to break the bottom out of her box. I walloped Connie Chun's little fortune cookie until she couldn't walk.

[4churchill]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Dan Rather:
Church, you sound like a sappy, pathetic lump that needs to just find some little bar slut and try to break the bottom out of her box. I walloped Connie Chun's little fortune cookie until she couldn't walk. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

ME: Knock Knock
YOU:Who'se there
ME: Go Fcuck yourself you pathetic piece of shiit

That is all http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[Dan Rather]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by 4CHURCHILL:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Dan Rather:
Church, you sound like a sappy, pathetic lump that needs to just find some little bar slut and try to break the bottom out of her box. I walloped Connie Chun's little fortune cookie until she couldn't walk. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

ME: Knock Knock
YOU:Who'se there
ME: Go Fcuck yourself you pathetic piece of shiit

That is all http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Don't you dare talk to me like that you baby gorilla. I'll come over to that gay side of the country and slap the shiit out of you. Then you'll never get any heterosexual action.

[4churchill]

Born and raised in NY and NJ...trust me whether I'm here or there I haven't forgotten how to handle little faggots like you

http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[Jim_Cantore]

Um, Church boy.....

[DRTYFN]

Wow... you two might have some underlying sexual tension here.
Dan, Churchie might be a baby Beluga, but he's our baby Beluga.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
http://www.seaworld.org/infobooks/Beluga/images/beluga_col.gif

[4churchill]

DRTY only from you could that be a positive comment http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[Bondage]

There have been some straaaaaaaaaaange threads on here - but this one takes the cake. This is the funniest goddam thing I've ever read. Of course, I have a date with Jennifer the wang equipped troll this weekend, so what the fawk do I know? So far all I know is that she has a great sense of humor.

http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif
Sean

[Jim_Cantore]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Bondage:
There have been some straaaaaaaaaaange threads on here - but this one takes the cake. This is the funniest goddam thing I've ever read. Of course, I have a date with Jennifer the wang equipped troll this weekend, so what the fawk do I know? So far all I know is that she has a great sense of humor.

http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif
Sean </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

She has to, she has a dick.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[Walter_Cronkite]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Bondage:
There have been some straaaaaaaaaaange threads on here - but this one takes the cake. This is the funniest goddam thing I've ever read. Of course, I have a date with Jennifer the wang equipped troll this weekend, so what the fawk do I know? So far all I know is that she has a great sense of humor.

http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif
Sean </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

****BREAKING NEWS****

007 dies after choking on a tranny's sausage.

Restraunt owner catches all on tape.

[Jim_Cantore]

Hey Sean, does she sound like Tootsie?

[H3OwnerDiz]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Bondage:
.... I have a date with Jennifer the wang equipped troll this weekend, so what the fawk do I know? So far all I know is that she has a great sense of humor. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_3_17.gif

[h2co-pilot]

I like Church.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif He has always been a favorite of mine. Very smart and mature for his age
as well...and piercing sexy eyes. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif

[4churchill]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
I like Church.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif He has always been a favorite of mine. Very smart and mature for his age
as well...and piercing sexy eyes. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


Thanks CP...... http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

hopefully this thread can get back on track!!!!!!

[TootsSUT]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Bondage:
There have been some straaaaaaaaaaange threads on here - but this one takes the cake. This is the funniest goddam thing I've ever read. Of course, I have a date with Jennifer the wang equipped troll this weekend, so what the fawk do I know? So far all I know is that she has a great sense of humor.

http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif
Sean </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Thanks for the announcement, Sean!! Now I'm going to find some physcho in Hollywierd to meet with you!! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

[DennisAJC]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by 4CHURCHILL:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
I like Church.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif He has always been a favorite of mine. Very smart and mature for his age
as well...and piercing sexy eyes. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


Thanks CP...... http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

hopefully this thread can get back on track!!!!!! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


Ya Church. You're sessy. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

OOOOPS! WRONG AE! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_redface.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[HummBebe]

A super spicy donut! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[4churchill]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DennisAJC:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by 4CHURCHILL:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
I like Church.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif He has always been a favorite of mine. Very smart and mature for his age
as well...and piercing sexy eyes. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
Thanks CP...... http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

hopefully this thread can get back on track!!!!!! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


Ya Church. You're sessy. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

OOOOPS! WRONG AE! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_redface.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[Dan Rather]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
I like Church.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif He has always been a favorite of mine. Very smart and mature for his age
as well...and piercing sexy eyes. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Mature as in fat & smart as in dopey. How can you see his eyes past his bloated cheeks?
And aren't you married, you filthy tramp?

[4churchill]

http://elcova.com/groupee/forums/a/ga/ul/5951034341/inlineimg/Y/h.jpg

That is all http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[h2co-pilot]

Wow, look at Churchy's shoes! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[H2_SUT_SC]

Tell me you didn't just post your picture on the Internet - especially for all these yahoos to get a hold of.

Your solution to getting a chick lies in one word - myspace

[xburbman]

This is merely a friendly suggestion: Consider Online Singles agencies. Yes, there are good ones and bad ones. When I was your age, I never would have considered it but after I thought about it, it made perfect sense. I have met many beautiful, quality, driven and successful women through two that I joined. I am now engaged to be married next June to a woman I met online. 1 of my close friends is married to a woman he met online. If your looking for MILF's and just fun....it places you in a quality rich zone. Enjoy the journey...all of life is negotiable until you get married...just a joke http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by 4CHURCHILL:
The Church is on the prowl http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Disgusted by my inability to find a suitable companion anywhere on the West Coast I have resorted to asking for your help. As verified by HIHUMMER I am not a stalker nor any other form of low-life individual. At 20 years old I am quickly ascending the ladder at a 5-brand General Motors dealership, already obtaining a position of Sales Manager. I plan to in the next several years open my own dealership. I am Jewish, from New York, and the son of Doctor. I belong to a magnificant Country Club, and love playing golf. Aside form my work at the delaership I also own a business brokering High-End and Exotic vehicles. Age plays a minimal part as I prefer older women. I am fully aware of the beating I am going to receive from DRTY, Dennis and the others http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif for posting this, but since leaving NY full time I have been about as successful at finding a woman, as the Knicks have been at winning an NBA championship in the last decade. I know there has to be someone out there....and I promise, I only wear that dreadful bowtie on days I am dealing with customers from my web site, as it is a marketing ploy.

THAT IS ALL http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

[Orbital H2]

Church
come down to the beach, single women run loose down here. Kinda like shooting fish in a barrel

[Orbital H2]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">all of life is negotiable until you get married </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I have heard such things, I guess once you get incarcerated into the institution, you are pretty much as the will of the warden http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[HIHUMMER]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Orbital H2:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">all of life is negotiable until you get married </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I have heard such things, I guess once you get incarcerated into the institution, you are pretty much as the will of the warden http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I gotta say, but I disagree. Negotiations are a HUGE part of marriage. Remember...marriage is just legal form of prostitution...and..I'm okay with that. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[Dan Rather]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HIHUMMER:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Orbital H2:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">all of life is negotiable until you get married </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I have heard such things, I guess once you get incarcerated into the institution, you are pretty much as the will of the warden http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I gotta say, but I disagree. Negotiations are a HUGE part of marriage. Remember...marriage is just legal form of prostitution...and..I'm okay with that. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Can we pretend to be married and negotiate for some anal from you? You would disagree- it's the female way.

Online dating = lame, no skill, prepackaged, weak genetic traits & no fun.
Go learn to bring down your own big game. I got tired of doinking the interns here at CBS decades ago. Try to convert a lesbian for the big thrill.

[Linda_Sterling]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HIHUMMER:
I gotta say, but I disagree. Negotiations are a HUGE part of marriage. Remember...marriage is just legal form of prostitution...and..I'm okay with that. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


SLUT

[HeimenHummer]

DAMN!!!!!!!!

[Dan Rather]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Linda_Sterling:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HIHUMMER:
I gotta say, but I disagree. Negotiations are a HUGE part of marriage. Remember...marriage is just legal form of prostitution...and..I'm okay with that. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


GAPING HOLE SLUT </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Amended

[HIHUMMER]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Linda_Sterling:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HIHUMMER:
I gotta say, but I disagree. Negotiations are a HUGE part of marriage. Remember...marriage is just legal form of prostitution...and..I'm okay with that. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


SLUT </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

BITCH.

[Christa]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Linda_Sterling:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HIHUMMER:
I gotta say, but I disagree. Negotiations are a HUGE part of marriage. Remember...marriage is just legal form of prostitution...and..I'm okay with that. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


SLUT </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

jeez, someone forget their bi-Polar meds today!!

[HeimenHummer]

Cat fight!!! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[DennisAJC]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HammerH2:
Cat fight!!! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Sessy. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[Christa]

LOL!! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[h2co-pilot]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HammerH2:
Cat fight!!! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

[BlueTJCO]

here, try this link....... http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

icantgetlaid.com

[HummerNewbie]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HammerH2:
Cat fight!!! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

My money is on HIHUMMER. Everyone has her back and these two losers wouldn't know what to do with a real women anyway.

[HummBebe]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
Wow, look at Churchy's shoes! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

You mean his huge feet ???? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[4churchill]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HummBebe:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
Wow, look at Churchy's shoes! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

You mean his huge feet ???? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

You know what they say....huge feet= ..........................Big Socks http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[Orbital H2]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HIHUMMER:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Orbital H2:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">all of life is negotiable until you get married </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I have heard such things, I guess once you get incarcerated into the institution, you are pretty much as the will of the warden http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I gotta say, but I disagree. Negotiations are a HUGE part of marriage. Remember...marriage is just legal form of prostitution...and..I'm okay with that. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Oh God, I couldn't agree with you more, but I am signed up for the catch and release program http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif If I am going to pay that much for a toy, I want to trade it in once in a while and get a new one http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[Orbital H2]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Linda_Sterling:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HIHUMMER:
I gotta say, but I disagree. Negotiations are a HUGE part of marriage. Remember...marriage is just legal form of prostitution...and..I'm okay with that. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


SLUT </div></BLOCKQUOTE>



Linda darlin, sweetie, honey, I think you are missing the point, that is exactly what some of us guys want. "Honesty" I know its difficult for many women to realize that, when you get down to it, I don't care about all the BS its about how slutty you can be behind closed doors, on the beach, under the table at a nice reasturant, well you get the idea, don't you? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif