View Full Version : It's not "creamer"!
h2co-pilot
04-06-2006, 01:17 AM
It's cream! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif "Creamer" is an industrial machine or a little pitcher for cream. And don't say you mean the pitcher-cause you don't, you know who you are.
DON'T EVER ASK "DO YOU WANT CREAMER?" IT'S FUGGIN' CREAM AYIGHT!
That is all.
MarK M
04-06-2006, 01:23 AM
and its not
"I could care less"
its
"I couldnt care less"
Get it straight!!!!!!!
Racer-X
04-06-2006, 01:27 AM
Originally posted by MarK M:
and its not
"I could care less"
its
"I couldnt care less"
Get it straight!!!!!!!
HAHAHA Mark, We share a pet peev!
PARAGON
04-06-2006, 01:34 AM
Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
It's cream! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif "Creamer" is an industrial machine or a little pitcher for cream. And don't say you mean the pitcher-cause you don't, you know who you are.
DON'T EVER ASK "DO YOU WANT CREAMER?" IT'S FUGGIN' CREAM AYIGHT!
That is all.
http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b100/under_psi/439b4aa624a01.jpg
http://www.communitycoffee.com/ccc/images/products/community-coffee-creamer-38600-l.gif
DennisAJC
04-06-2006, 01:49 AM
BAAAAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Misleading title.
I thought you accidentally drank Ken's secret cup. The one he hides behind the couch when he's alone. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
HummBebe
04-06-2006, 03:36 AM
Originally posted by PARAGON:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
It's cream! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif "Creamer" is an industrial machine or a little pitcher for cream. And don't say you mean the pitcher-cause you don't, you know who you are.
DON'T EVER ASK "DO YOU WANT CREAMER?" IT'S FUGGIN' CREAM AYIGHT!
That is all.
http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b100/under_psi/439b4aa624a01.jpg
http://www.communitycoffee.com/ccc/images/products/community-coffee-creamer-38600-l.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
LMFAO PARA, I love him...O RRY? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
CO Hummer
04-06-2006, 03:43 AM
Get me some "cream", wench.
Get me some "cream", wench.
Get me some "cream", wench.
...practicing.
Steve - SanJose
04-06-2006, 03:56 AM
Yea skip the creamer, the chemicals can be used better used somewhere else.
DRTYFN
04-06-2006, 04:52 AM
Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
It's cream! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif "Creamer" is an industrial machine or a little pitcher for cream. And don't say you mean the pitcher-cause you don't, you know who you are.
DON'T EVER ASK "DO YOU WANT CREAMER?" IT'S FUGGIN' CREAM AYIGHT!
That is all.
<span class="ev_code_RED">That time</span> again?
CO Hummer
04-06-2006, 05:16 AM
Originally posted by DRTYFN:
<span class="ev_code_RED">That time</span> again?
LOL.
That reminds me. Gotta find my watch.
h2co-pilot
04-06-2006, 11:17 AM
X2 I don't know about English cream, but yes, the fake "creamer" is nasty. But your muffins aren't even muffins and if they are meant to be- then that is nasty.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif
Originally posted by CO Hummer:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
<span class="ev_code_RED">That time</span> again?
LOL.
That reminds me. Gotta find my watch. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
When you find it, you will realize that I will be pmsing towards the end of the Moab trip. The scalpings will begin then- except for Alec, I will have Alec's balls hanging from my raised bloody hand on the top of LB. Ahlalalalalalalalalalalala!http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif
ShaggyX
04-06-2006, 11:24 AM
Originally posted by Racer-X:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by MarK M:
and its not
"I could care less"
its
"I couldnt care less"
Get it straight!!!!!!!
HAHAHA Mark, We share a pet peev! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>I always say I could care less.
And I could care less what you think about me using that phrase. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif
PARAGON
04-06-2006, 11:30 AM
Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
X2 I don't know about English cream, but yes, the fake "creamer" is nasty. But your muffins aren't even muffins and if they are meant to be- then that is nasty.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by CO Hummer:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
<span class="ev_code_RED">That time</span> again?
LOL.
That reminds me. Gotta find my watch. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
When you find it, you will realize that I will be pmsing towards the end of the Moab trip. The scalpings will begin then- except for Alec, I will have Alec's balls hanging from my raised bloody hand on the top of LB. Ahlalalalalalalalalalalala!http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
<marquee><font size=30>F R E E D O M ! ! !</font></marquee>
Mrs.ssippi
04-06-2006, 11:36 AM
Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
X2 I don't know about English cream, but yes, the fake "creamer" is nasty. But your muffins aren't even muffins and if they are meant to be- then that is nasty.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by CO Hummer:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
<span class="ev_code_RED">That time</span> again?
LOL.
That reminds me. Gotta find my watch. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
When you find it, you will realize that I will be pmsing towards the end of the Moab trip. The scalpings will begin then- except for Alec, I will have Alec's balls hanging from my raised bloody hand on the top of LB. Ahlalalalalalalalalalalala!http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
I think I might have to fly in to Moab for the T & A ceremony on Lions Back. Alec's balls on a stick pointed up to the heavens. Then we can roast them on an open fire and feed them to all the boys that have pissed us off. Boys line up! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif Gives a new meaning to Mt. Oysters. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif
h2co-pilot
04-06-2006, 11:46 AM
Originally posted by PhilD:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
X2 I don't know about English cream, but yes, the fake "creamer" is nasty. But your muffins aren't even muffins and if they are meant to be- then that is nasty.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif
We don't eat muffins, only muffin I ever heard of was "Muffin The Mule".
If you want to talk about food though, what's up with the bacon here? Skinny bits of fat with no meat, same goes for sausages, I'd hate to guess what's in them. Whoever heard of bread that stays fresh for three weeks? And why does everyone have to eat as if it is their last meal? Supersize it and and I'll have seconds http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif
"Here comes Muffin, Muffin the Mule,
Dear old Muffin, playing the fool..." </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Oh please! You wanna talk food and you're English. Everybody knows you're food sucks- like cabbage and fish, eggsalad stick?!http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif Come on.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif And don't subject me to your little songs,K.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
I googled english food and I clicked on the first one. Nevermind that it said "Scrote's" English food (lmfao http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif), but anyhow check it out.
http://www.apbw.mistral.co.uk/english.htm
And note that to the left it says "British tea and clotted cream". You just don't like our cream because it isn't clumpy.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif
HIHUMMER
04-06-2006, 11:56 AM
T&A motto:
Your balls are in our purse.
CO Hummer
04-06-2006, 12:05 PM
Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
When you find it, you will realize that I will be pmsing towards the end of the Moab trip. The scalpings will begin then- except for Alec, I will have Alec's balls hanging from my raised bloody hand on the top of LB. Ahlalalalalalalalalalalala!http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif
LOL!!!!!!
http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
fourfourto
04-06-2006, 12:06 PM
We don't eat muffins, only muffin I ever heard of was "Muffin The Mule".
What about muffin man,frank zappa.
I like the muffin http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
Theres nothing like a sweet muffin http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif
MarineHawk
04-06-2006, 12:10 PM
In the perfect world:
The mechanics are German;
The police are British;
The cooks are Italian;
The lovers are French; and
The Swiss organize everything.
In the worst Hell:
The cooks are British;
The police are German;
The mechanics are French;
The lovers are Swiss; and
The Italians organize everything.
PARAGON
04-06-2006, 12:28 PM
Originally posted by PhilD:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
Oh please! You wanna talk food and you're English. Everybody knows you're food sucks- like cabbage and fish, eggsalad stick?! C'mon now, biscuits and gravy, and grits are hardly haute cuisine. There is a wider of choice of food in England, granted not all is good, and the quality of supermarket food is better. But they don't have the portion sizes right, just not big enough http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif
I googled english food and I clicked on the first one. Never mind that it said "Scrotes" English food http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif, but anyhow check it out. Weirdness!http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif They missed out Jam Roly Poly and Spotted Dick. At School Dinners (restaurant in City of London), you can get waitresses dressed as school girls to spoon feed you jam roly poly, hum-hum http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif
BTW They'll most probably make a Muffin the Mule movie soon, just like they are doing with The Magic Roundabout, doiiiing, doiiiing... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Phil, did you miss breakfest? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif
You've mentioned bacon, sausage, biscuits and gravy and grits http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
PARAGON
04-06-2006, 12:32 PM
Originally posted by PhilD:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by fourfourto:
Theres nothing like a sweet muffin http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif They used to say that Muffin the Mule was not illegal, but Dobbin the Donkey was http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE> http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
DRTYFN
04-06-2006, 12:50 PM
Originally posted by PhilD:
My favorite one is when someone tells you they are nauseous, I usually just reply with, "you are" http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif
Same goes with people that don't use "there", "they're" and "their" correctly. Also, "your" & you're".http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
Wash not Warsh! There's no R in WASH! I told that to my sixth grade teacher and she moved me to the back corner of the room. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_frown.gif
CO Hummer
04-06-2006, 04:27 PM
Originally posted by H2 Rocks:
Wash not Warsh! There's no R in WASH! I told that to my sixth grade teacher and she moved me to the back corner of the room. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_frown.gif
Irregardless, you shouldn't have done that.
JamesT
04-06-2006, 05:40 PM
Shoulnt you be in the kitchen cooking?
Originally posted by HIHUMMER:
T&A motto:
Your balls are in our purse.
HIHUMMER
04-06-2006, 05:54 PM
Originally posted by JamesT:
Shoulnt you be in the kitchen cooking?
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HIHUMMER:
T&A motto:
Your balls are in our purse. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Shouldn't you be back in elementary school learning how to spell? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif
CampMaster
04-06-2006, 05:59 PM
http://www.clearfour.com/condiment/ppi_creamer2.jpg
http://www.clearfour.com/condiment/shamrock_creamer.jpg
http://www.clearfour.com/condiment/coffemate_creamer.jpg
CampMaster
04-06-2006, 06:00 PM
http://www.geetarz.org/reviews/clapton/creamer-back.jpg
Mr. I - Man
04-06-2006, 06:03 PM
Damn, I thought this was a some kind of money shots on chicks faces pic thread http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif
JamesT
04-06-2006, 06:04 PM
YOU KNOW I HAD A BAD EXPERIANCE IN SCHOOL YET YOU RUB IT IN MY FACE! BTW...YOUR CRACK SALT IS ON ITS WAY!
http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifOriginally posted by HIHUMMER:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by JamesT:
Shoulnt you be in the kitchen cooking?
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HIHUMMER:
T&A motto:
Your balls are in our purse. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Shouldn't you be back in elementary school learning how to spell? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
CampMaster
04-06-2006, 06:05 PM
Of course there's golf's own....
Paula Creamer
http://content-golf.live.advance.net/images/gw20050902/creamer.jpg
HIHUMMER
04-06-2006, 06:18 PM
Originally posted by JamesT:
YOU KNOW I HAD A BAD EXPERIANCE IN SCHOOL YET YOU RUB IT IN MY FACE! BTW...YOUR CRACK SALT IS ON ITS WAY!
http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HIHUMMER:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by JamesT:
Shoulnt you be in the kitchen cooking?
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HIHUMMER:
T&A motto:
Your balls are in our purse. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Shouldn't you be back in elementary school learning how to spell? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE> </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Yes. I'm sorry. Tell Hank "hi" for me! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
Cr-r-a-a-a-c-c-c-k-k-k Salt!!! YUM YUM! Thank you!
HummBebe
04-07-2006, 12:38 AM
Originally posted by HIHUMMER:
T&A motto:
Your balls are in our purse.
They are no longer called "Handbags" They are, going forward, known as "BALLBAGS".
That is all
Sewie
04-07-2006, 04:09 AM
Originally posted by HummBebe:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HIHUMMER:
T&A motto:
Your balls are in our purse.
They are no longer called "Handbags" They are, going forward, known as "BALLBAGS".
That is all </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
h2co-pilot
04-07-2006, 10:52 AM
Creamer>english food>balls
Only on elcova.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif
HIHUMMER
04-07-2006, 11:06 AM
At least you each get your own purse and your balls won't be rubbing against your buddies balls...that would be ghey! Of course...that's unless you make us mad.
PARAGON
04-07-2006, 11:23 AM
Originally posted by HIHUMMER:
At least you each get your own purse and your balls won't be rubbing against your buddies balls...that would be ghey! Of course...that's unless you make us mad. HI, you've met Dan. Well he's been teaching CP his "art"
http://www.skinbag.net/skinbag-gb/fiches/F-twin.php
http://www.skinbag.net/skinbag-gb/fiches/gd-twin.jpg
HIHUMMER
04-07-2006, 11:34 AM
Oh gawd..I just threw up in my mouth a little.
Scouts Out
04-07-2006, 11:39 AM
So much talk of violence can we not all just get along? Keep the violence to the sexy fun type, jello or baby oil wrestling? The only fight over Creamer should be if it becomes cream on her.
Originally posted by HIHUMMER:
Oh gawd..I just threw up in my mouth a little. Uh... umm... well... The...deeevil... is.... trying... to make me... saaaaay soooomethiiiiing.... but... I'mmmmm... fighting himmmmm... offffff..... for... nowwwwwwww....
HummBebe
04-07-2006, 11:44 PM
Originally posted by HIHUMMER:
Oh gawd..I just threw up in my mouth a little.
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a240/HummBeeBe/ThroUp.gif
Steve - SanJose
04-08-2006, 02:19 AM
Has this turned into a ghey thread yet? I forgot what the original topic was.
Originally posted by Steve-SanJose-H3:
Has this turned into a ghey thread yet? I forgot what the original topic was. No. It was about Facials.
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