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GeorgeSSSS
04-04-2006, 08:31 PM
Paperweight Explodes, Severs Teacher's Hand
Tuesday, April 04, 2006

VENTURA, Calif. — A teacher who kept a 40 mm shell on his desk as a paperweight blew off part of his hand when he apparently used the object to try to squash a bug, authorities say.

The 5-inch-long shell exploded Monday while Robert Colla was teaching 20 to 25 students at an adult education class.

Part of Colla's right hand was severed and he suffered severe burns and minor shrapnel wounds to his forearms and torso, fire Capt. Tom Weinell said. No one else was injured. He was reported in stable condition at a hospital.

The teacher slammed the shell down in an attempt to kill something that was buzzing or crawling across the desk, said Fire Marshal Glen Albright.

Colla found the 40 mm round while hunting years ago and "obviously he didn't think the round was live," said Dennis Huston, who teaches computer design alongside Colla.

Sewie
04-04-2006, 08:46 PM
Definite Darwin Award candidate. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

MovinH2
04-05-2006, 12:00 AM
Originally posted by Sewie:
Definite Darwin Award candidate. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif


Those are some good bathroom books.

Steve - SanJose
04-05-2006, 03:59 AM
And the bug survived of course...

CO Hummer
04-05-2006, 04:39 AM
This reminds me of the time I tried to get that bug out of my eye with a razor blade.

KenP
04-05-2006, 05:39 AM
Mach 3? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

Ipedog
04-05-2006, 10:34 AM
Originally posted by KenP:
Mach 3? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

Nah, the 5-blade Fusion Power! Buzzzzzzzzzzz http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

h2co-pilot
04-05-2006, 10:40 AM
Originally posted by CO Hummer:
This reminds me of the time I tried to get that bug out of my eye with a razor blade.

LOL http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

PARAGON
04-05-2006, 12:02 PM
And he was a teacher, no less.

GLBLWARMR
04-05-2006, 02:11 PM
Would love to see Mencia or South Park get ahold of this one. Has the making for some great stuff.

DDWH
04-05-2006, 02:23 PM
Originally posted by GLBLWARMR:
Would love to see Mencia or South Park get ahold of this one. Has the making for some great stuff.

no doubt! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Lucifer
04-06-2006, 05:57 AM
40 mm shell

Guess it wasn't an m203 grenade shell or it would have blown more than his hand up.