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Orbital H2
11-23-2005, 07:36 PM
Kerry wins election... as jury foreman

Kerry Wins (http://www.cnn.com/2005/POLITICS/11/23/kerry.juryduty.ap/index.html)

That is all he can win
Orbital H2
11-23-2005, 07:36 PM
Kerry wins election... as jury foreman

Kerry Wins (http://www.cnn.com/2005/POLITICS/11/23/kerry.juryduty.ap/index.html)

That is all he can win
DRTYFN
11-23-2005, 07:51 PM
Kerry...? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif Isn't he gay?
h2co-pilot
11-23-2005, 07:55 PM
Why yes, yes he is.
HGW
11-24-2005, 02:02 PM
Jay Leno joked that it took him many days plus 12M dollars to win the forman spot on the jury.
DRTYFN
11-24-2005, 03:11 PM
Wonder if he still had that "tan" from windsurfing?http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif(what a dickhead)
h2co-pilot
11-24-2005, 03:40 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
Wonder if he still had that "tan" from windsurfing?http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif(what a dickhead) </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

No, I think it was from snowboarding. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif
Orbital H2
11-24-2005, 04:36 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
Kerry...? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif Isn't he gay? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Don't know that for a fact, but I have strong suspicions based on his actions
DRTYFN
11-24-2005, 04:56 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Geraldo:
Hes not a fag. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Is that John or one of his horse-faced daughters?
NEOCON1
11-25-2005, 05:46 PM
LOL Kerry jury foreman , Im john kerry and Im reporting for JURY duty http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif ha ha
h2co-pilot
11-25-2005, 08:42 PM
http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
VTSTOMPER
11-25-2005, 10:16 PM
where are pics of that ghey guy with the homemade cloths...LOL We need some shot of him in this thread...let me search! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif
VTSTOMPER
11-25-2005, 10:21 PM
ah, found it. Kerry's partner:

Peter Pan

http://www.pixyland.org/peterpan/petersFashionPage.html
GeorgeSSSS
11-27-2005, 11:32 PM
The news story left out the part where Kerry said, "I actually voted FOR the plaintiff before I voted against him."

The story was also bogus. There are no republicans in suffolk county.

George SSSS