HELP!!!!!!

[socalH3]

So guys what do we do now? Me and some buds went off roading in SoCal today. Took a trial rated most difficult. It was the truth. After over coming many obsticals we made it to an impassable point. Huge boulders, soft cliffside. To say the least it freeking stuck! And there is no option to turn back. My hummer is only about 2000 yards from the main road. The fire department came out and tried to help but it was a lost cause. So now Im home and my hummer is mountainside. HOw do I get it out? Do you guys know of any hummer rescues? Or just a offroad rescue service?

[socalH3]

So guys what do we do now? Me and some buds went off roading in SoCal today. Took a trial rated most difficult. It was the truth. After over coming many obsticals we made it to an impassable point. Huge boulders, soft cliffside. To say the least it freeking stuck! And there is no option to turn back. My hummer is only about 2000 yards from the main road. The fire department came out and tried to help but it was a lost cause. So now Im home and my hummer is mountainside. HOw do I get it out? Do you guys know of any hummer rescues? Or just a offroad rescue service?

[DRTYFN]

How exactly is it stuck? Pictures? Do you need an H2 to rescue you?http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Necessity is the mother of invention.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif



Please don't make the news.

[DennisAJC]

You'll never hear an H2'er complain about crap like that. That's really embarassing. Alot of your failure has to do with FEAR OF CARNAGE. Do it!

Go big or stay home. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif


P.S. You'll get no sympathy unless you provide pics of said impassibility. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[socalH3]

The trail is practicly inpassable. Sorry about the spelling, way too tired to care. So I will post pics tomorrow, but right now I have to figure out how to get my truck home. There is NO way a H2 would get to it. The trail is that bad. It just kept getting worse and worse. YOu can walk up to it, but its narrow and loose dirt and boulder. Right now my H3 is sitting on a boulder the size of a beanbag.

[DennisAJC]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by socalH3:
There is NO way a H2 would get to it. The trail is that bad. It just kept getting worse and worse. YOu can walk up to it, but its narrow and loose dirt and boulder. Right now my H3 is sitting on a boulder the size of a beanbag. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Oh I get it. You're joking.

If you are that stupid and novice to off-roading, I hope you roll it down the cliff and end your useless contribution to the gene pool. Make sure you're inside your Jeep http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif when it happens.

[h2co-pilot]

Socal, can you turn it around? Worst case is you get a winch and ruin your undercarriage. Pics would help, I will check in later.

[bender]

call onstar http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

[DRTYFN]

Get a hi-lift jack, a come-along and a length of chain and maybe a couple of recovery straps.... and bring someone with a brain & some common sense.

[bparker]

ROFLMFAO

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by bender:
call onstar http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

[PARAGON]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by bender:
call onstar http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>I assume you are still under warranty. Onstar employs CH-54 Skycranes and can fly in and lift it out..... ooops, nope. Scratch that. There is only one hook on the rear of the H3, it would be out of balance, so that wouldn't work.

Try driving it out.

[HummerNewbie]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by PARAGON:
Scratch that. There is only one hook on the rear of the H3, it would be out of balance, so that wouldn't work. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

LMAO http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[JOE987]

Way to be asses when someone needs help

[DRTYFN]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by JOE987:
Way to be asses when someone needs help </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

WTF do you expect people on the internet to do? We can't see the predicament he's in. We don't know what the available resources are in the area. He didn't take another vehicle/tools/off-roading necessities with him. So, seriously, WTF do you expect people to do except razz him for being a dunce? I just hope he doesn't make the news and besmirch the Hummer image.

[Mr. I - Man]

I heard prayer works!!

[DennisAJC]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by JOE987:
Way to be asses when someone needs help </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Read between the lines. He's setting up for a dig.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by socalH3:
Right now my H3 is sitting on a boulder the size of a beanbag. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

He's sitting on a BOULDER the size of a BEANBAG. Like saying my H3 is stuck on a sidewalk curb.

Shut it JOE before you become our next meal. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[DRTYFN]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Alec W:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Mr. I - Man:
I heard prayer works!! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Nope. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Tsunami & Katrina victims would probably have to say prayer does stink.

[JOE987]

It's a joke you moron. WOW

Take it easy...
My first car was a 91 accord you fag.

[DRTYFN]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by JOE987:
It's a joke you moron. WOW

Take it easy...
My first car was a 91 accord you fag. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

And I was going to come help you.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif Have fun, turdling.

[JOE987]

It's not my car that's stuck. Mine sitting in the garage here downtown

[JOE987]

O...k kid I'm gonna go now. You have fun argueing about nothing

[Mr. I - Man]

God damnit, Now I 'm not going to include you in my prayers anymore http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

[PARAGON]

I don't care

[h2co-pilot]

In times of trouble I sing this song (http://www.jesusdance.org/).http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

[Edspad]

Hmmmmm it could be a joke...but then again my daughter has bean bags in her room the size large boulders.It does seem kind of silly to post a help on the internet,But at the same time if someone lived close by they could possible lend a hand.

[Mr. I - Man]

I have a nicely trimmed bean bag! not too hairy just right http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[KenP]

For your sake, I hope the balls aren't too tiny.http://www.beanbagbeads.com/images/MS01-lg.jpg

[DRTYFN]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
In times of trouble I sing this song (http://www.jesusdance.org/).http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Funny, but in Moab all you were singing was this song. (http://load.pquinn.com/binaries/fries/) http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[Mr. I - Man]

kinda looks like the stuff under my balls though.

[h2co-pilot]

That would be fromunda cheese. Go take a shower grosso! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Mr. I - Man:
kinda looks like the stuff under my balls though. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

[DRTYFN]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Mr. I - Man:
kinda looks like the stuff under my balls though. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

That is some seriously curdled fumunda cheese. Ever hear of the new invention called soap? You must be french. Did I just say french? I give up!!!!

[HummBebe]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Mr. I - Man:
I have a nicely trimmed bean bag! not too hairy just right http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


OMG!!!! He's a ManGroomed METROSEXUAL!!!http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[DennisAJC]

YOU GUYS HAVE HAIR ON YER NUTS?????? WEEEIIIRD! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[Sewie]

What's wrong with a little body hair?

http://www.danwei.org/images/hair-child-in-leather.jpg

[HummBebe]

Eeewww.....barf

[DennisAJC]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Sewie:
What's wrong with a little body hair?

http://www.danwei.org/images/hair-child-in-leather.jpg </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

LMAO!!!!

[Edspad]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DennisAJC:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Sewie:
What's wrong with a little body hair?

http://www.danwei.org/images/hair-child-in-leather.jpg </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

LMAO!!!! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
This String Has Gone Way Wrong............