View Full Version : ARTICLE: Ain't nothing like the scent of a Hummer
TigerH3
10-28-2005, 12:29 PM
See link below. Here is an excerpt:
". . . All of which might make you say, "Wait, what? Hummer? Hummer as in those obnoxious pseudo-trucks driven mostly by giddy baseball-hatted troglodytes and their timorous wives who wouldn't know a subtle, classy vehicle if they crushed it under their enormous knobby tires? Hummer the bloated poster child for everything that's wrong with America's attitude toward life, the planet and the environment, plus they're just ungodly ugly, and, by the way, if you haven't visited FUH2.com by now, you really, really should?" That Hummer? . . . "
Link (http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2005/10/28/DDGLFFEEL31.DTL)
TigerH3
10-28-2005, 12:29 PM
See link below. Here is an excerpt:
". . . All of which might make you say, "Wait, what? Hummer? Hummer as in those obnoxious pseudo-trucks driven mostly by giddy baseball-hatted troglodytes and their timorous wives who wouldn't know a subtle, classy vehicle if they crushed it under their enormous knobby tires? Hummer the bloated poster child for everything that's wrong with America's attitude toward life, the planet and the environment, plus they're just ungodly ugly, and, by the way, if you haven't visited FUH2.com by now, you really, really should?" That Hummer? . . . "
Link (http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2005/10/28/DDGLFFEEL31.DTL)
HummerNewbie
10-28-2005, 12:38 PM
What do you expect out of SF. No offense to those of you out there but it doesn't surprise me that an article like that would come out of there. Just scanned through the article and saw a comment implying that no Hummer owner knows anything about the outdoors. Should we email the new video to him? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
HIHUMMER
10-28-2005, 12:39 PM
All this coming from a guy who smells colonges all day! Can we say "Ghey"??? I'd like to crush him under my enormous knobby tires. Hey Mark...can you please take off my thong! Thanks!
what a dope!
HummerNewbie
10-28-2005, 12:44 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HIHUMMER:
Hey Mark...can you please take off my thong! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Sure http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif
I have one word for Markie and San Fran...GHEY!
I bailed the Ghey Bay back in 84 and never looked back nor will I ever return http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HIHUMMER:
All this coming from a guy who smells colonges all day! Can we say "Ghey"??? I'd like to crush him under my enormous knobby tires. Hey Mark...can you please take off my thong! Thanks!
what a dope! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
You can Call me Mark if you want, heck you can call me anything your wittle heart desires http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif
HIHUMMER
10-28-2005, 01:03 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DDWH:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HIHUMMER:
All this coming from a guy who smells colonges all day! Can we say "Ghey"??? I'd like to crush him under my enormous knobby tires. Hey Mark...can you please take off my thong! Thanks!
what a dope! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
You can Call me Mark if you want, heck you can call me anything your wittle heart desires http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
My beesh!? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HIHUMMER:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DDWH:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HIHUMMER:
All this coming from a guy who smells colonges all day! Can we say "Ghey"??? I'd like to crush him under my enormous knobby tires. Hey Mark...can you please take off my thong! Thanks!
what a dope! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
You can Call me Mark if you want, heck you can call me anything your wittle heart desires http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
My beesh!? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
LMAO http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif Sure darlin... anyting http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif
Vincent
10-28-2005, 01:29 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HIHUMMER:
All this coming from a guy who smells colonges all day! Can we say "Ghey"??? I'd like to crush him under my enormous knobby tires. Hey Mark...can you please take off my thong! Thanks!
what a dope! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Can you say "Bi-sexual".....He is a real fruit loop! The end of his article he even says he'd name his cologne "Unisex". http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif
Ipedog
10-28-2005, 01:36 PM
Interesting how a supposedly open minded individual could have such a closed minded, bigoted, wrongly stereotyped opinion of a group of people whom he has propably never met... http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif
What a flaming, perfume-sniffing, butt-pirate!http://www.websmileys.com/sm/dressed/bek015.gif Hello, calling Mr. Ghey!
HIHUMMER
10-28-2005, 01:39 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Vincent:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HIHUMMER:
All this coming from a guy who smells colonges all day! Can we say "Ghey"??? I'd like to crush him under my enormous knobby tires. Hey Mark...can you please take off my thong! Thanks!
what a dope! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Can you say "Bi-sexual".....He is a real fruit loop! The end of his article he even says he'd name his cologne "Unisex". http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Good point.
tacocat
10-28-2005, 01:45 PM
Two things of note.
1. All he/she did on that article was bitch the enitre time about everything under the sun.
2. Bloated American lifestyle? You just got paid to bitch and write an tirade with men's fragrances as the central theme. What a waste of time and money.
Too bad some people are so miserable. Can I have my 5 minutes back?http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
HummBebe
10-28-2005, 08:35 PM
It's really funny if you insert "JEEP" where they say HUMMER http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
Edspad
10-28-2005, 10:32 PM
To Hell with Mark and his left wing rag he writes for,His Idealism is whats dragging Kalifornia down with high taxes and social programs.
My wife purchased some of that hummer colonge for myself and it wasnt bad. never mind its quality. its market design is directed more as a gift.
Like DDWH ive bailed out of the bay area and its the best thing ive done for my life.
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